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[VeinGlorious]

The SFAs answer to Daniel Gorringe is coming out of retirement.

The Bombers quickly realised I was a spud but the Roys still havent realised yet, so I've managed to snag myself an easy pay day by pulling the wool over BLUEALLTHRU Eyes.

Can't wait to have a poor preseason, average 6 possessions all year and squib most of my contests.

I'm just in it so I can tell chicks down at the pub (when ever they reopen) that I'm a SFA player, even though they would have never heard of me.


Name (your BigFooty username): I bleed Blue
Preferred Position 1: hff
Preferred Position 2: Wing
Preferred Position 3: Hbf
Number: 42
Height: 180cm
Weight: 82kg
Preferred Team (if you have one): Roys
State (optional): VIC
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: Previous SFA spud

Welcome back mate. Hope you have fun at the Roys.

 

[AceAndy]

The SFAs answer to Daniel Gorringe is coming out of retirement.

The Bombers quickly realised I was a spud but the Roys still havent realised yet, so I've managed to snag myself an easy pay day by pulling the wool over BLUEALLTHRU Eyes.

Can't wait to have a poor preseason, average 6 possessions all year and squib most of my contests.

I'm just in it so I can tell chicks down at the pub (when ever they reopen) that I'm a SFA player, even though they would have never heard of me.


Name (your BigFooty username): I bleed Blue
Preferred Position 1: hff
Preferred Position 2: Wing
Preferred Position 3: Hbf
Number: 42
Height: 180cm
Weight: 82kg
Preferred Team (if you have one): Roys
State (optional): VIC
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: Previous SFA spud

Welcome back IbB

 

[I bleed Blue]

Great to have you on board mate. You'd better be good I've gone out on a limb here.

Not going to lie. Total spud of a recruit. You should have done your due diligence.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Not going to lie. Total spud of a recruit. You should have done your due diligence.

We have a very good development program and I have faith that you will be the next Hogan.

 

[haydo]

Not going to lie. Total spud of a recruit. You should have done your due diligence.

Welcome back

 

[AceAndy]

Not going to lie. Total spud of a recruit. You should have done your due diligence.

Funny coz its true.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Not going to lie. Total spud of a recruit. You should have done your due diligence.

The irony in coming out of retirement, only to go to the retirement village of the Sweet FA is rather ironic, ironically.

Hey TheRealRobR , look, another friend for you to play with.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Funny coz its true.

I see you've improved as a Qootballer since my retirement.

Well done.

 

[AceAndy]

I see you've improved as a Qootballer since my retirement.

Well done.

I have actually gone backwards Stuck on the half back flank.

 

[I bleed Blue]

I have actually gone backwards Stuck on the half back flank.

Back 6 get the chicks

 

[AceAndy]

Back 6 get the chicks

That is something to look forward too.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The irony in coming out of retirement, only to go to the retirement village of the Sweet FA is rather ironic, ironically.

Hey TheRealRobR , look, another friend for you to play with.

I'll irony you out kent.

 

[VeinGlorious]

I'll irony you out kent.

Beauty.

Start with my shirts and you can move onto dishes and dinner later

 

[AceAndy]

Beauty.

Start with my shirts and you can move onto dishes and dinner later

Pipe down. This isnt a banter thread clown.

 

[VeinGlorious]

I'll irony you out kent.

Pipe down. This isnt a banter thread clown.

 

[Robertio]

The irony in coming out of retirement, only to go to the retirement village of the Sweet FA is rather ironic, ironically.

Hey TheRealRobR , look, another friend for you to play with.

I'll steer him down the right path, but i'm afraid BLUEALLTHRU will take him down the whiskey trail.

 

[TedDougChris]

The SFAs answer to Daniel Gorringe is coming out of retirement.

The Bombers quickly realised I was a spud but the Roys still havent realised yet, so I've managed to snag myself an easy pay day by pulling the wool over BLUEALLTHRU Eyes.

Can't wait to have a poor preseason, average 6 possessions all year and squib most of my contests.

I'm just in it so I can tell chicks down at the pub (when ever they reopen) that I'm a SFA player, even though they would have never heard of me.


Name (your BigFooty username): I bleed Blue
Preferred Position 1: hff
Preferred Position 2: Wing
Preferred Position 3: Hbf
Number: 42
Height: 180cm
Weight: 82kg
Preferred Team (if you have one): Roys
State (optional): VIC
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: Previous SFA spud

Hi I bleed Blue !!

In 24 hrs, you'll be all ours....

Ours I say......

(provided the medical and drugs testing comes back ok......)

 

[I bleed Blue]

Hi I bleed Blue !!

In 24 hrs, you'll be all ours....

Ours I say......

(provided the medical and drugs testing comes back ok......)

What drugs do I need to have in my system to pass?

Also do the Roys supply them after a big win? I want that written into my contract

 

[TedDougChris]

What drugs do I need to have in my system to pass?

Also do the Roys supply them after a big win? I want that written into my contract

All of them. And Yes, very much yes.

Anyone that fails a chudshake test is ruled ineligible to play on the weekend....

 

[Cadsky]

Not going to lie. Total spud of a recruit. You should have done your due diligence.

Of the Roy's current list you'd be their 3rd-4th best straight off the bat. Welcome back

 

[Mobbs]

Great to have you on board mate. You'd better be good I've gone out on a limb here.

And if he loses that limb he's down to his last one 'cause he's been legless most of the season so far.

 

[ScottTheWoz]

Hey all, Scott here.
Name (your BigFooty username): ScottTheWoz
Preferred Position 1: Full Forward
Preferred Position 2: Missionary
Preferred Position 3: Underground
Number: 1,000,000,000
Height: 5'7''
Weight: 1 lb
Preferred Team (if you have one): Wonders
State (optional): Tas
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: on the grapevine

 

[TJASTA]

Hey all, Scott here.
Name (your BigFooty username): ScottTheWoz
Preferred Position 1: Full Forward
Preferred Position 2: Missionary
Preferred Position 3: Underground
Number: 1,000,000,000
Height: 5'7''
Weight: 1 lb
Preferred Team (if you have one): Wonders
State (optional): Tas
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: on the grapevine

 

[Bastyy]

Can the numbers go that high?

 

[ScottTheWoz]

Can the numbers go that high?

Hey Bastyy, Scott here.

I sure hope so!