Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 5: Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks

[Van_Dyke]

The hostile takeover 2.0, or NWO 3.0 hasn't had a great start at East Side. Only the 1 win from 4 games isn't what The Filth Wizard would have wanted from his side at the start of this season, but hopefully they have a revival. The Warriors have had an equally poor start, the first real test of the Warriors during the Wooshette era.

The Hawks are coming off a low scoring lost against the Wolves, which is reflective of the quality of the two sides. Biggie had a big one though, with 27 touches in the tough conditions, while brahj managed 4 out of the 6 goals that they kicked.

The Warriors just went down against the Swamprats, and they'll be hoping that zackah can amass 25 touches and a goal for them again, along with the 4 goals of craffles.


Warriors by 16

Team Sheets by Thursday 8:59 pm WST

 

[Biggie]

Subscribed for good old fashioned fun

 

[RelaxMax]

I'm in

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The hostile takeover 2.0, or NWO 3.0 hasn't had a great start at East Side. Only the 1 win from 4 games isn't what The Filth Wizard would have wanted from his side at the start of this season, but hopefully they have a revival. The Warriors have had an equally poor start, the first real test of the Warriors during the Wooshette era.

The Hawks are coming off a low scoring lost against the Wolves, which is reflective of the quality of the two sides. Biggie had a big one though, with 27 touches in the tough conditions, while brahj managed 4 out of the 6 goals that they kicked.

The Warriors just went down against the Swamprats, and they'll be hoping that zackah can amass 25 touches and a goal for them again, along with the 4 goals of craffles.


Warriors by 16

Team Sheets by Thursday 8:59 pm WST

This write up is what they call in art terms, I believe, minimalist. Some funky piece of art, a wall with one dot or stripe on it. w***ers standing around going mmmm, yes, brilliant. Whilst the general population shake their head and wonder wtf is going on. Well done, should fetch a good price.

 

[craffles]

Up the wazzas

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Up the wazzas

Up the Wazoo for you

 

[Mr Eagle]

The Hawks are coming off a low scoring lost against the Wolves,

That's a funny way to spell "win".

 

[zackah]

This write up is what they call in art terms, I believe, minimalist. Some funky piece of art, a wall with one dot or stripe on it. ******s standing around going mmmm, yes, brilliant. Whilst the general population shake their head and wonder wtf is going on. Well done, should fetch a good price.

Who are you calling minimalist flog? I'll have you know my girth is something to be admired.

The Filth Wizard likes it.

 

[DapperJong]

Don't mind a hawk,
Especially when we pork,
wait that's a pig,
I've got massive ****​

 

[DapperJong]

I heard The Filth Wizard got his username because of his dirty anus

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Who are you calling minimalist flog? I'll have you know my girth is something to be admired.

The Filth Wizard likes it.

A minimalist flog is when you pull it less than 3 times isn't it?

Do you even art, brah? The one thing definitely minimalist is your brain. And yes, your girth can be admired......under a microscope

 

[Biggie]

I heard The Filth Wizard got his username because of his dirty anus

No argument

 

[DapperJong]

No argument

Thanks just checking.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Don't mind a hawk,
Especially when we pork,
wait that's a pig,
I've got massive ****​

GN80 someone is doing a really bad version of your schtick

Look at fat boi, first name Dapper
Pre school version of a rapper
Even in a ladies thong
You still cannot see his schlong
Is so small its called a weiner
Stop 'fore I say something meaner

 

[Biggie]

Thanks just checking.

I hope you washed your hands afterwards

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Yo DapperJong you get Oils tix??? I am down for Melbourne on Cup Eve

 

[DapperJong]

GN80 someone is doing a really bad version of your schtick

Look at fat boi, first name Dapper
Pre school version of a rapper
Even in a ladies thong
You still cannot see his schlong
Is so small its called a weiner
Stop 'fore I say something meaner

Gonna need you to write some kinda ballad in my honour.

I hope you washed your hands afterwards

Nah it's ok, I'm into that stuff.

 

[DapperJong]

Yo DapperJong you get Oils tix??? I am down for Melbourne on Cup Eve

I DID

Nov 8 @ Sidney Myer. Managed to get 7 in total, got a crew going.

 

[zackah]

A minimalist flog is when you pull it less than 3 times isn't it?

Do you even art, brah? The one thing definitely minimalist is your brain. And yes, your girth can be admired......under a microscope

pr0n is art.

One its finest examples too I might add.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

pr0n is art.

One its finest examples too I might add.

What Heather Brooke could accomplish with her mouth was definitely an art!!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Who are you calling minimalist flog? I'll have you know my girth is something to be admired.

The Filth Wizard likes it.

Correct.

I heard The Filth Wizard got his username because of his dirty anus

Half correct.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The hostile takeover 2.0, or NWO 3.0 hasn't had a great start at East Side. Only the 1 win from 4 games isn't what The Filth Wizard would have wanted from his side at the start of this season, but hopefully they have a revival. The Warriors have had an equally poor start, the first real test of the Warriors during the Wooshette era.

The Hawks are coming off a low scoring lost against the Wolves, which is reflective of the quality of the two sides. Biggie had a big one though, with 27 touches in the tough conditions, while brahj managed 4 out of the 6 goals that they kicked.

The Warriors just went down against the Swamprats, and they'll be hoping that zackah can amass 25 touches and a goal for them again, along with the 4 goals of craffles.


Warriors by 16

Team Sheets by Thursday 8:59 pm WST

Hostile takeover?

The only hostile takeover is me and Mr Eagle ungraciously reclaiming our plum roles back like the fat cats we are.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Hi Filthy, can't stay long.

Hi Wozzas ... something gratuitous to bolster your stocks in this game. No need to thank me.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hi Filthy, can't stay long.

Hi Wozzas ... something gratuitous to bolster your stocks in this game. No need to thank me.

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He's a real MC, in London I think. We agreed I get to be 'The' Filth Wizard, he can be MC Filth Wizard.

Black Books fans are fine people.

 

[I Dont Care]

Hi Filthy, can't stay long.

Hi Wozzas ... something gratuitous to bolster your stocks in this game. No need to thank me.

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Is that a toilet cubicle? The Filth is MC of a toilet, why am I not surprised