Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 8 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mobbs]

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Do i have to listen to them?

Don't, it's where the neckbeards go to nod and grimace.

 

[Runk]

They take care of the difficult and tedious tasks, like leather maintenance.

Ah of course. Well done.

 

[TedDougChris]

If i did I couldn't tell you. You'd have to buy my book to find out

 

[TedDougChris]

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Do i have to listen to them?

No.

 

[Mobbs]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- fitzroybowiedog - 14 spankings, at 22.91 joules.
- Mooch - 5 spanks, 17.89J.
- TedDougChris - 4 spanks, 9.48J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 16.05J.
- Allikat - 3 spanks, 11.02J.
- Reardo - 3 spanks, 13.64J.
- Broken - 2 spanks, 1.92J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour of bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

Let this be a lesson to you. Additional lessons are available but you can't afford it. Refresher courses not available. You will not be given homework, no matter how many times you ask.

 

[royboy2]

Don't, it's where the neckbeards go to nod and grimace.

 

[TedDougChris]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- fitzroybowiedog - 14 spankings, at 22.91 joules.
- Mooch - 5 spanks, 17.89J.
- TedDougChris - 4 spanks, 9.48J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 16.05J.
- Allikat - 3 spanks, 11.02J.
- Reardo - 3 spanks, 13.64J.
- Broken - 2 spanks, 1.92J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour of bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

Let this be a lesson to you. Additional lessons are available but you can't afford it. Refresher courses not available. You will not be given homework, no matter how many times you ask.

 

[A Bit High]

WHO LINES UP ON WHO:

Forwards/Defenders:
el Tel v HawkAussie , Reardo v Golumless , I Dont Care v vanders
RU_ v NinjaSwan , Mobbs v Drunkgoliath , A Bit High v Snake_Baker
fitzroybowiedog v SM , nahnah v spookism , Runk v The Half Back
royboy2 v larrikin , Mooch v Biggie , _Mike_ v Milera2Betts

Midfielders/Onballers:
Allikat v por_please_ya , 3KZ is Football v Loonerty , Barrels v ArdentEagle
JackNah_8 v The Jesus , Broken v Agent93 , TedDougChris v NaturalDisaster

Interchange:
Klim & Chezzalenko Reborn , go you pups & jackenny

Sincere apologies to Snake_Baker

I don't know you but I will shake your hand before the game and after the game and in between you will only see the soles of my boots through a screen of dust.

 

[spookism]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- fitzroybowiedog - 14 spankings, at 22.91 joules.
- Mooch - 5 spanks, 17.89J.
- TedDougChris - 4 spanks, 9.48J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 16.05J.
- Allikat - 3 spanks, 11.02J.
- Reardo - 3 spanks, 13.64J.
- Broken - 2 spanks, 1.92J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour of bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

Let this be a lesson to you. Additional lessons are available but you can't afford it. Refresher courses not available. You will not be given homework, no matter how many times you ask.

As if Broken could handle a thrashing that severe.
Would be in hysterics during the backswing.

 

[Broken]

As if Broken could handle a thrashing that severe.
Would be in hysterics during the backswing.

Ah, but you are mistaken. I am lining up a multipost frenzy.

 

[nahnah]

DAWKS

hehehe

*flees*

 

[I Dont Care]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- fitzroybowiedog - 14 spankings, at 22.91 joules.
- Mooch - 5 spanks, 17.89J.
- TedDougChris - 4 spanks, 9.48J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 16.05J.
- Allikat - 3 spanks, 11.02J.
- Reardo - 3 spanks, 13.64J.
- Broken - 2 spanks, 1.92J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour of bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

Let this be a lesson to you. Additional lessons are available but you can't afford it. Refresher courses not available. You will not be given homework, no matter how many times you ask.

This is what I now live for...the anticipation

 

[Broken]

 

[Broken]

 

[Broken]

 

[Broken]

Roys defeating Hawks in Round 8

Now that's a spanking.

 

[Mobbs]

This is going worse than my attempts to get Klim to turn up in the right thread.

 

[Broken]

This is going worse than my attempts to get Klim to turn up in the right thread.

 

[Snake_Baker]

A Bit High v Snake_Baker

A "bit" high?

So we're talking an extra scoop of Milo level high?

Terrifying.

 

[Klim]

This is going worse than my attempts to get Klim to turn up in the right thread.

Time to crank up the talent then!

 

[TedDougChris]

This is going worse than my attempts to get Klim to turn up in the right thread.

But not as bad as the S25 Mobbs medal count ??

 

[Mobbs]

But not as bad as the S25 Mobbs medal count ??

I don't remember that count. I assume it was won by some nuffy?

 

[TedDougChris]

I don't remember that count. I assume it was won by some nuffy?

Slightly hard to follow.....

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- fitzroybowiedog - 14 spankings, at 22.91 joules.
- Mooch - 5 spanks, 17.89J.
- TedDougChris - 4 spanks, 9.48J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 16.05J.
- Allikat - 3 spanks, 11.02J.
- Reardo - 3 spanks, 13.64J.
- Broken - 2 spanks, 1.92J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour of bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

Let this be a lesson to you. Additional lessons are available but you can't afford it. Refresher courses not available. You will not be given homework, no matter how many times you ask.

Harder baby.....harder.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

But not as bad as the S25 Mobbs medal count ??

That was a good count.