Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 5 - Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cordlandt Park

[The Filth Wizard]

Rodney Dangerfield

Love ya.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Rodney Dangerfield

You gotta bring back the Kiss of Death after this, enough playing nice.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Well that just sums my ******* career up really does it not?
Well I did name the SPITCOAL MEDAL after myself as the shittest player in this campaigner of a league and what a fitting way to celebrate 300 games!
******* The Filth Wizard of all people!
One of both my great adversaries here and also great big footy mates kicks my arse to the tune of 12 ******* goals!
Couldn’t make it up!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Well I did name the SPITCOAL MEDAL after myself as the shortest player in this campaigner of a league and what a fitting way to celebrate 300

isn’t NaturalDisaster convincingly the shortest player in the league?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

isn’t NaturalDisaster convincingly the shortest player in the league?

Still a better ruckman than you.

 

[Dinsdale]

Still a better ruckman than you.

Stand up when you say that

 

[philreich]

Stand up when you say that

NaturalDisaster had a game of golf during the week - he played 15 holes, and fell down 3 .

 

[Tonga Bob]

Still a better ruckman than you.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Cheers for the week Rats, best for the rest

Nice one mwerps

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I've been assured jackster83 and I have full support of the board

Kennedy Parker okeydoke7 ...

 

[jackster83]

Rats delist okeydoke7.

Not sure why our coach didn't make any moves. All game he just sat there sucking back cans of Qoke Zero.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Kennedy Parker okeydoke7 ...

Where’s Ant Bear when you need him?

 

[philreich]

Rats delist okeydoke7.

Not sure why our coach didn't make any moves. All game he just sat there sucking back cans of Qoke Zero.

He did less than I do in the office, and I'm the world's laziest public servant.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

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Every kick was a score. Only one score was from a set shot. I think I may have even equalled the goal record.

At least it means Rodney Dangerfield still worked hard.

Hate

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Every kick was a score. Only one score was from a set shot. I think I may have even equalled the goal record.

At least it means Rodney Dangerfield still worked hard.

Hate

Nice work, no doubt. Donuts in the HB column just made me chuckle.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I think I may have even equalled the goal record.

 

[Power Raid]

ouch.........well done warriors!

Thanks all for a great week

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Nice work, no doubt. Donuts in the HB column just made me chuckle.

I’ve probably hit double figures in handballs in my career.

 

[jackster83]

Oh well, at least the parmi pack I had tonight was pretty good.

Thanks for a fun week Warriors.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Update: I went to my local fish & chips joint to buy dimmies for TubbsFarquhar to celebrate his 300th. Bill asked me how many he wants, and I just leaned right in so that our foreheads were almost touching and said to him “f*cken all of them”.

 

[GremioPower]

Toe to toe throughout, GremioPower did well against Reginald Perrin. - 95m from 3 to 98.

At least, one good news.

 

[spookism]

Well then.