Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 5 - Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cordlandt Park

[Freofalcon]

Lets cross to the Swamprats rooms and check in with their Full Back...

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I think we all knew we were destined for greatness with Bargearse when the opening line of the entire series is: "I wanna pizza woggo."

 

[pantskyle]

Lol opposition.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Oh yeah, and I don't think either side knows what a defence is.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Well done Warriors and The Filth Wizard

Cheers for the week.

As for the Swamprats:

 

[Ocha905]

Where's nude Ross Lyon TheInjuryFactory ?!

We streakin'

 

[Tonga Bob]

Where's nude Ross Lyon TheInjuryFactory ?!

We streakin'

Takes him longer to wind up nowadays. But when he does, hoboy!!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Lets cross to the Swamprats rooms and check in with their Full Back...

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Welfare check on Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Ocha905]

Swamprats apart from Kennedy Parker has left the post match festivities with barely a whimper.

 

[Dinsdale]

While both players struggled to make an impact, jackster83 came out tops over the brave Dinsdale.

Thanks MPWW, hey jackster83 I was brave when you were on top :-

Oh yeah, and I don't think either side knows what a defence is.

It's that thing around the edge of the oval.

Thanks fir the week Rats, you have some quality posters in your ranks.

 

[Dinsdale]

Hey The Filth Wizard don't change your boots mate, 12 of the big ones, brilliant.

 

[Dinsdale]

I gotta review that game, The Filth Wizard only took 1 mark, is he the stoppage king?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Where's nude Ross Lyon TheInjuryFactory ?!

We streakin'

Now there's a hashtag I can get around - #thestreak

 

[Ocha905]

Now there's a hashtag I can get around - #thestreak

THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!

#thestreak

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hey The Filth Wizard don't change your boots mate, 12 of the big ones, brilliant.

I actually need to. They caught fire in the third quarter.

 

[Freofalcon]

Now there's a hashtag I can get around - #thestreak

I’ve seen you in the showers mate. A bit generous with the tackle blockout.

 

[philreich]

Outstanding win Wazzas - I wouldn't have thought there'd be too many higher half time scores than 19:4 (118) - Hate?

I genuinely hope you guys break through for your first flag soon: maybe this will finally be the season.

 

[BloodySwan]

I've been assured jackster83 and I have full support of the board

 

[Tonga Bob]

I’ve seen you in the showers mate. A bit generous with the tackle blockout.

Wait until you see the shoops where TheInjuryFactory swaps the RTB head & the tackle blockout. Now they are art!

 

[Hate]

Outstanding win Wazzas - I wouldn't have thought there'd be too many higher half time scores than 19:4 (118) - Hate?

I genuinely hope you guys break through for your first flag soon: maybe this will finally be the season.

132 - x1
127 - x1
122 - x2
118 - x1

 

[SBYM]

Well done, Wazzas. Bad luck, Swampies.

xoxo

 

[Volbeat]

Wtf have I just read?! The Filth Wizard you genuine stud.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I've been assured jackster83 and I have full support of the board

You’ve got full support of every clubs boards.

 

[spudmaster]

Wowee now that's a thoroughly enjoyable read.
What an absolute blinder of a first half. Loving the attacking footy we're playing this season. Back in the forwardline to win a shootout.

Thanks muchly for taking the time to post MWPP - always appreciated.

The Filth Wizard you absolute legend mate. I hope you're not on a performance-based contract or you'll send the club broke.

Thanks for the fun week Swampies - all the best for the rest of the season.

And congrats again to both Tubbs and Rod - to have two blokes celebrating their 300th in the same match is a special occasion.

Carna Wazzas!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Match Over!

Thank you sweet baby cheeses...