Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 7 - Dragons FFC v Gumbies FFC @ Ljp86's Lair

[Andonis1997]

So I start on the field, get benched after 70 seconds and sit there for majority of the match.

Wait, was I coaching the Gumbies?

 

[Purple Jesus]

4DT for Purple Jess.

Could probably bump that up a bit with the addition of vowels, capitals and a lack of underscores.

This what you get with such a s**t TOG.

 

[Andonis1997]

One hit out? Where was I playing? Certainly not much rucking work.

You didn't like the nice green paddock on the wing?

 

[Falconista]

• In what was a very slow day for both, Falconista and Strigoi had an epic contest. - 13m from 0 to 13.

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…until we meet again.

Three times we've matched up in ruck and three times the sim has moved you. Is the sim sexist?

 

[King Tenz]

Thank you.

18.15 {lW} - BlueE plants a foot on King Tenz's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 18.19 {rW} - BlueE looks downfield.

Free kick!? Damn conspiracy out here.

 

[Falconista]

Thanks Dragons, I say it every time but it's never a chore with you. philreich thanks for taking time out from headbutting your Ken Hinkley effigy to post.

Sorry I was late, I was enjoying West Perth winning the WAFL ressies because who gives a crap about Peel!?!

 

[BlueE]

Free kick!? Damn conspiracy out here.

I am only 5 ft 6 so weight and size deferential and all that ... It's a wonder you weren't reported!

 

[King Tenz]

I am only 5 ft 6 so weight and size deferential and all that ... It's a wonder you weren't reported!

I like you BlueE

How have I never seen you on the Freo board?

 

[King Tenz]

Have a good one Gumbies. I like you guys.

Thread was slow-ish but it's good to have those weeks sometimes.

GWS Goose, have a good one brother. GG everyone else that rolled through, including these beez and Chat Pile fellas.

Y'all are alright.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Good win lads.

I think I'm going to need a new playing position though. I seem to be a turnover machine at CHB, and have an incredible ability to both get my ass kicked in contests while also giving away free kicks.

 

[King Tenz]

Good win lads.

I think I'm going to need a new playing position though. I seem to be a turnover machine at CHB, and have an incredible ability to both get my ass kicked in contests while also giving away free kicks.

GG mate.

I think I'm the same as you, I've been a bit crap in the sim.

Might need to try me in one of those premo positions. Apparently that's a thing.

 

[Chat Pile]

Thread was slow-ish

That's how we like it. Hell if I had my way match threads wouldn't exist.

Good luck for the rest of the season. See you in the finals.

 

[King Tenz]

That's how we like it. Hell if I had my way match threads wouldn't exist.

Good luck for the rest of the season. See you in the finals.

Yeah I don't mind it in a way. Not everything thread needs to be a degenerative spam fest like you get when you face the Mt. Buller Demons.

Bold assumption to make, us making finals.

 

[King Tenz]

And yes, I'm well aware that I contribute heavily to the degenerative spam fest when needed.

Sue me.

 

[Chat Pile]

Sue me

Ok.

 

[Supersuns]

That's how we like it. Hell if I had my way match threads wouldn't exist.

Good luck for the rest of the season. See you in the finals.

Love u

 

[Chat Pile]

Love u

See you real soon gorgeous.

 

[serial_thrilla]

gg Gumbies. Thanks for the week.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

1 : 12.17 {lBP} - Tigerlaird to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.21 {lBP} - Great tackle by Pie 4 Life.
1 : 12.27 {lFP} - Greenery slowing down the play.
1 : 12.31 {lFP} - Greenery opens up the goalface.
1 : 12.37 {lFP} - That takes Greenery's goal tally to 1.
Dragons FFC : 1.5.11
Gumbies FFC : 0.0.0

Only kick Greenery got all day was off the back of my hard work. No doubt was a free kick and he “took advantage”

Meanwhile I couldn’t hit the side of a barn door. Thought looks like I wasn’t alone. Another sucky performance Dragons, need to be better.

 

[Strigoi]

Three times we've matched up in ruck and three times the sim has moved you. Is the sim sexist?

Between the simulator and our coach, I don’t stand a chance.
But it’s fun nonethelessless.

 

[Greenery]

Only kick Greenery got all day was off the back of my hard work. No doubt was a free kick and he “took advantage”

Meanwhile I couldn’t hit the side of a barn door. Thought looks like I wasn’t alone. Another sucky performance Dragons, need to be better.

I think the Gumbies were leaving you open because they know you're a liability, but that's fairly well known.

 

[Strigoi]

Good win lads.

I think I'm going to need a new playing position though. I seem to be a turnover machine at CHB, and have an incredible ability to both get my ass kicked in contests while also giving away free kicks.

Rare talent, I’d say.

 

[Greenery]

gg Gumbies. Thanks for the week.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

I think the Gumbies were leaving you open because they know you're a liability, but that's fairly well known.

Bold statement from a guy whose had as many touches as games the past fortnight!

 

[Greenery]

Bold statement from a guy whose had as many touches as games the past fortnight!

It's not easy getting tag teamed because your opposite pocket is as dangerous as a squirrel in a lions cage.