Elton Johns Wig
Premiership Ruckman
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- #101
The selective edit was clever, and just a little bit hurtful.This is true.
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The selective edit was clever, and just a little bit hurtful.This is true.
Nope...feel free to lodge a formal application.
I'm not bothering to read the last 3 pages, but I'm assuming that Tony has recruited a small dog, his drinking buddy Kurt, and PhenomenalV1 to join Team 10...
That small dog provides dynamite forward pressure.Mate you got 2 out of 3 correct.
That small dog provides dynamite forward pressure.
And some maple syrup for a waffle.I'm not bothering to read the last 3 pages, but I'm assuming that Tony has recruited a small dog, his drinking buddy Kurt, and PhenomenalV1 to join Team 10...
And some maple syrup for a waffle.
I don't know if can handle the inevitable rejection.
Your coersion standards have slipped since the last time you 'asked' me to join a clubYou will only get one chance to apply so make sure it is up to the high standard required. #sfaclub10
Be no rejection, a quality application will get you in.
Dear Sir/Madame
My name is Yakker. I currently play football for the future S26 premiers, The Mt Buller Demons. I am captain of said team and the runner up in the Mobbs medal. While although I still believe that both of these occurrences have been orchestrated by one rfctiger74 in the form of a long con as to undermine me and firmly established his dominion over me, I still have to take the previous season at face value. My team and myself went alright.
Now I am aware that I am not in the usual mold of the big name drawcards that I imagine you're after, or the punchy antagonistic banterers of years gone by, I am and will continue to be my unique self. I like to think of myself as a timeless classic. A poster and footballer that would have been at home in Season 1 or in Season 55. A modern throwback, a retro archetype on a hoverboard.
I'm not overly antogonistic. I'm not an angry camper. I take glee in confusion and obfuscation. I won't terrorise I will tickle. I won't throw punches, I'll duck, weave and wedgie. There is and always has been method in my madness.
If I am selected to be a part of this big 10 I will pleasure it. But I understand if I don't fit your mold. I never really have nor do I aspire to.
Yours sincerely
Yakdog
Application rejected.
Dear Sir/Madame
My name is Yakker. I currently play football for the future S26 premiers, The Mt Buller Demons. I am captain of said team and the runner up in the Mobbs medal. While although I still believe that both of these occurrences have been orchestrated by one rfctiger74 in the form of a long con as to undermine me and firmly established his dominion over me, I still have to take the previous season at face value. My team and myself went alright.
Now I am aware that I am not in the usual mold of the big name drawcards that I imagine you're after, or the punchy antagonistic banterers of years gone by, I am and will continue to be my unique self. I like to think of myself as a timeless classic. A poster and footballer that would have been at home in Season 1 or in Season 55. A modern throwback, a retro archetype on a hoverboard.
I'm not overly antogonistic. I'm not an angry camper. I take glee in confusion and obfuscation. I won't terrorise I will tickle. I won't throw punches, I'll duck, weave and wedgie. There is and always has been method in my madness.
If I am selected to be a part of this big 10 I will pleasure it. But I understand if I don't fit your mold. I never really have nor do I aspire to.
Yours sincerely
Yakdog
Dear fitzroybowiedog ,Dear Sir/Madame
My name is fitzroybowiedog. I currently play football for the reigning premiers the Roys FFC. I am captain of said team and the current holder of the Mobbs medal. While although I still believe that both of these occurrences have been orchestrated by one Wacky Tiger in the form of a long con as to undermine me and firmly established his dominion over me, I still have to take the previous season at face value. My team and myself went alright.
Now I am aware that I am not in the usual mold of the big name drawcards that I imagine you're after, or the punchy antagonistic banterers of years gone by, I am and will continue to be my unique self. I like to think of myself as a timeless classic. A poster and footballer that would have been at home in Season 1 or in Season 55. A modern throwback, a retro archetype on a hoverboard.
I'm not overly antogonistic. I'm not an angry camper. I take glee in confusion and obfuscation. I won't terrorise I will tickle. I won't throw punches, I'll duck, weave and wedgie. There is and always has been method in my madness.
If I am selected to be a part of this big 10 I will serve it with pleasure. But I understand if I don't fit your mold. I never really have.
Yours sincerely
f.b.d
Strong application...
Dear fitzroybowiedog ,
This is one of the strongest applications we’ve received. And not because it’s the ONLY application we’ve received...
We don’t have any preconceived ideas about what defines a club10 member. All we require is that you’re “great”. Are you “great”? We’ll see.
I do like the fact that you’re in a time zone that allows you to chat with me at 4am my time, when the rest of the SFA sleeps.
We will give your application due consideration, and you will hear from us in due course.
Kind regards,
Coach.
SFA Club10