Elton Johns Wig
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The selective edit was clever, and just a little bit hurtful.
Media SFA Club 10.
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Tony Lynn 15
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Disappointed with all the conjecture. As per every thread and post I make on this board it is measured and researched.
All the original players in Club 10 had to apply....ain’t that right Ricky! Pass me some more Wizz Fizz!
All the original players in Club 10 had to apply....ain’t that right Ricky! Pass me some more Wizz Fizz!
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
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- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
I don't know if can handle the inevitable rejection.
PhenomenalV1
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I'm not bothering to read the last 3 pages, but I'm assuming that Tony has recruited a small dog, his drinking buddy Kurt, and PhenomenalV1 to join Team 10...
Tony Lynn 15
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Mate you got 2 out of 3 correct.
Elton Johns Wig
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That small dog provides dynamite forward pressure.
Tony Lynn 15
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....and Kurt is a cracking bloke to have a beer with.
Pugsley
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And some maple syrup for a waffle.
Tony Lynn 15
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Tony Lynn 15
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Be no rejection, a quality application will get you in.
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Your coersion standards have slipped since the last time you 'asked' me to join a club
Ive sent my application by carrier camel.
fitzroybowiedog
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Dear Sir/Madame
My name is fitzroybowiedog. I currently play football for the reigning premiers the Roys FFC. I am captain of said team and the current holder of the Mobbs medal. While although I still believe that both of these occurrences have been orchestrated by one Wacky Tiger in the form of a long con as to undermine me and firmly established his dominion over me, I still have to take the previous season at face value. My team and myself went alright.
Now I am aware that I am not in the usual mold of the big name drawcards that I imagine you're after, or the punchy antagonistic banterers of years gone by, I am and will continue to be my unique self. I like to think of myself as a timeless classic. A poster and footballer that would have been at home in Season 1 or in Season 55. A modern throwback, a retro archetype on a hoverboard.
I'm not overly antogonistic. I'm not an angry camper. I take glee in confusion and obfuscation. I won't terrorise I will tickle. I won't throw punches, I'll duck, weave and wedgie. There is and always has been method in my madness.
If I am selected to be a part of this big 10 I will serve it with pleasure. But I understand if I don't fit your mold. I never really have.
Yours sincerely
f.b.d
fitzroybowiedog
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- Western Bulldogs
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- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
I don't like being so vulnerable.
Golumless
A bigger deal out west.
Woo me and I'l put an application in.
Yakker
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- Apr 7, 2016
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Dear Sir/Madame
My name is Yakker. I currently play football for the future S26 premiers, The Mt Buller Demons. I am captain of said team and the runner up in the Mobbs medal. While although I still believe that both of these occurrences have been orchestrated by one rfctiger74 in the form of a long con as to undermine me and firmly established his dominion over me, I still have to take the previous season at face value. My team and myself went alright.
Now I am aware that I am not in the usual mold of the big name drawcards that I imagine you're after, or the punchy antagonistic banterers of years gone by, I am and will continue to be my unique self. I like to think of myself as a timeless classic. A poster and footballer that would have been at home in Season 1 or in Season 55. A modern throwback, a retro archetype on a hoverboard.
I'm not overly antogonistic. I'm not an angry camper. I take glee in confusion and obfuscation. I won't terrorise I will tickle. I won't throw punches, I'll duck, weave and wedgie. There is and always has been method in my madness.
If I am selected to be a part of this big 10 I will pleasure it. But I understand if I don't fit your mold. I never really have nor do I aspire to.
Yours sincerely
Yakdog
My name is Yakker. I currently play football for the future S26 premiers, The Mt Buller Demons. I am captain of said team and the runner up in the Mobbs medal. While although I still believe that both of these occurrences have been orchestrated by one rfctiger74 in the form of a long con as to undermine me and firmly established his dominion over me, I still have to take the previous season at face value. My team and myself went alright.
Now I am aware that I am not in the usual mold of the big name drawcards that I imagine you're after, or the punchy antagonistic banterers of years gone by, I am and will continue to be my unique self. I like to think of myself as a timeless classic. A poster and footballer that would have been at home in Season 1 or in Season 55. A modern throwback, a retro archetype on a hoverboard.
I'm not overly antogonistic. I'm not an angry camper. I take glee in confusion and obfuscation. I won't terrorise I will tickle. I won't throw punches, I'll duck, weave and wedgie. There is and always has been method in my madness.
If I am selected to be a part of this big 10 I will pleasure it. But I understand if I don't fit your mold. I never really have nor do I aspire to.
Yours sincerely
Yakdog
Tony Lynn 15
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Dear Yakker,
Thank you so much for your application. It is a strong one and will be given due consideration.
Could you please find a way though to get rfctiger74 to apply as he sounds like a perfect match for the Club 10?
We will notify you once the formal and informal parts of this application process have been finalised.
Your sincerely,
SFA Club 10.
Tony Lynn 15
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Golumless
A bigger deal out west.
Tony Lynn 15
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Thank you for saving me the effort.
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
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Hey
TheCoach16
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- Sep 16, 2015
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Dear fitzroybowiedog ,
This is one of the strongest applications we’ve received. And not because it’s the ONLY application we’ve received...
We don’t have any preconceived ideas about what defines a club10 member. All we require is that you’re “great”. Are you “great”? We’ll see.
I do like the fact that you’re in a time zone that allows you to chat with me at 4am my time, when the rest of the SFA sleeps.
We will give your application due consideration, and you will hear from us in due course.
Kind regards,
Coach.
SFA Club10
TheCoach16
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Strong application...
Tony Lynn 15
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Dear TJASTA,
The entire purpose of the SFA Club 10 is about marketing and maximising commercial opportunities.
For the right price we will have no issues with eating dicks and going and getting ****ed. Please formalise your offer to do so and put forward your commercial proposal for our services.
Yours in greed,
SFA Club 10.
Tony Lynn 15
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Your commercial acumen is second to none.
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