State of Origin SFA SOO#9 Round 3: Vic Metro Vs South Australia @ Docklands

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StFry, FP is a nice consolation prize for when you step down from the ruck possie.

Pfft, been there done that last SoO, back pocket all the way!

Note, your post didn't make sense so I'm just assuming I reacted appropriately to it...

M-m-m-m-multiquote! Must be contagious that stupidity, someone call Dustin Hoffman.

Easty said:
Noted. TPM, you're on standby, so start sharpening those elbows.

Might as well change it for next game anyway, got a funeral to go to [strike]over the weekend[/strike] Saturday week, so I doubt I'll be personable from today.
 
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Match commencing shortly ... VM0 v SA0

Welcome to the Corporate Dome for what looks a bit of a mismatch between the young South Australians and the undefeated might of Metro, Vic. As you can probably guess, Vic Metro enter this game without a loss, accounting for both the other heavyweights in this competition: WA and Vic Country. SA on the other hand, fell at the first hurdle against NSW&ACT before rebounding against The Allies at home. We're currently waiting for the teams to arrive on the field, so lets have a look at the lineups.

Code:
                            SA0
eth_dog                     drd23                    Striker475
Andonis1997                 The Doctor11             sausageroll
 
PooMonkey                   Spudregus_87             okeydoke7
A Bit High                  MisterMarto              Christoh
 
Easty                       Wise Guy Sam             beez
Rhodesy_Blues               Coopers                  hdecure
 
DemonJim                    Freakie                  Gilbert_Hodge
Mr Zero                     Jonts                    FattyLumpkin
 
ThePuppetMaster             Juggalo Balla            Speck
Homer                       Gus                      simba
                            VM0
 
VM0 Foll : St Fly, Deddy, Eth
SA0 Foll : Dagless, WishinAintGettin, Loopy_cam
 
VM0 INT : cooney, doggies ftw
SA0 INT : Flanders, Bart

This week has seen a changeover in the SA bots, as The Simpsons replace Community. Full forward and captain The Doctor11 has been about average so far this tournament but will need to lift to provide a contest against drd23, who has been very good so far. The South Australian midfield has been patchy, with hdecure and coopers impressing.

Meanwhile the Vic Metro midfield has been led by beez who has had a couple of extraordinary games while Eth has been very poor. Juggalo Balla has had a boom game to follow his bust in the first game, while Gilbert_Hodge has been lively up front.

Round 03, Conditions for this match - WARM
With the chance of a shower outside the roof is closed and it will be a dry and somewhat warm game today. The teams are on the field and we're just about ready to go.
 
1 : 0 {C} - St Fly taps it down.
1 : .1 {lW} - beez looks downfield.
1 : .13 {lW} - The umpire pulls a free from nowhere and off goes hdecure.
1 : .18 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues looks downfield.
1 : .22 - <<< cooney is coming on to replace Striker475 >>>
1 : .3 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues slowing down the play.
1 : .34 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : .38 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : .43 {rHFF} - Taking the ball is Christoh.
1 : .46 {lHFF} - He elects to use A Bit High and kicks in that direction.
1 : .51 {lHFF} - PooMonkey upset the marking attempt by A Bit High.
1 : .55 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : .59 {lHBF} - The runner`s talking to someone.
1 : 1.03 - <<< MisterMarto is trading places with sausageroll >>>
A couple of early changes for both sides. It makes you wonder why they bother with a starting lineup really...
1 : 1.12 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 slowing down the play.
1 : 1.15 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Eth under pressure.
1 : 1.19 {rW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 1.23 {rW} - Easty plucks that milimetres off the turf.
1 : 1.28 {rW} - With the ball is Easty.
1 : 1.32 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 1.36 {lHFF} - Over the head of Gilbert_Hodge.
1 : 1.4 {lHFF} - Who wants it? Gilbert_Hodge does. Great stuff.
1 : 1.45 {CHF} - Handpass to space. Freakie runs onto it.
1 : 1.48 {CHF} - Smashed by Jonts.
1 : 1.52 {lHBF} - Mr Zero has it. What can he do with it?
1 : 1.57 {lHBF} - Passes to Dagless by hand.
1 : 2.02 {lHBF} - Where did Eth come from? Great tackle.
1 : 2.07 {rHFF} - DemonJim with some space now.
1 : 2.11 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Gilbert_Hodge.
1 : 2.15 {rFP} - ThePuppetMaster presents on a long lead.
1 : 2.19 {rFP} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 2.24 {lBP} - Homer dances around ThePuppetMaster.
That's a big effort from Homer. He's surprisingly light on his feet!
1 : 2.28 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to Dagless.
1 : 2.31 {CHB} - Jonts makes an offer.
1 : 2.35 {CHB} - Spoilt by Freakie.
1 : 2.4 {CHB} - Jonts wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 2.44 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of Rhodesy_Blues.
1 : 2.48 {lW} - Easty drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 2.52 {lW} - beez takes them on.
1 : 2.57 {lW} - I don't know what the ump expected him to do - but he's lost the ball.
1 : 3.01 {rW} - hdecure signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.04 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 3.09 {lHFF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 3.13 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.17 {rHBF} - With the ball is PooMonkey.
1 : 3.21 {rHBF} - PooMonkey has time to take a bounce.
1 : 3.25 {rW} - Quick hands to Deddy under pressure.
1 : 3.3 {CHF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 3.33 {CHF} - Freakie misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Jonts.
It's been a tough start with both sides trying to gain the upper hand.
1 : 3.37 {CHB} - Jonts looking for a lead.
1 : 3.42 {lW} - A spearing pass towards Rhodesy_Blues.
1 : 3.46 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues!!! Easty is going to be feeling that one for a while.
1 : 3.5 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues takes off.
1 : 3.54 {rW} - Spears a kick towards hdecure.
1 : 3.58 {rW} - hdecure too strong for beez.
1 : 4.03 {rW} - hdecure takes off.
1 : 4.09 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to WishinAintGettin.
1 : 4.13 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 4.17 {lHFF} - Big mark by PooMonkey!.
1 : 4.21 {rHBF} - The ball is now with PooMonkey.
1 : 4.25 {lW} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 4.29 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 4.33 {lW} - beez has a paddock.
1 : 4.37 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.41 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Eth.
1 : 4.46 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
1 : 4.5 {rHFF} - DemonJim gets too far under the ball.
1 : 4.54 {rHFF} - The ball is now with DemonJim.
1 : 4.58 {rHFF} - DemonJim bounces the ball.
1 : 5.02 {rFP} - He's still going.
1 : 5.06 {rFP} - DemonJim ignores a lead to have a shot.
1 : 5.1 {rFP} - And DemonJim doesn't disappoint us.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 0.0.0
And Vic Metro break the ice thanks to a great passage from DemonJim.
1 : 5.15 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Dagless.
1 : 5.43 {C} - Dagless has a paddock.
1 : 5.43 {C} - Handpasses to WishinAintGettin.
1 : 5.43 {C} - WishinAintGettin has time to take a bounce.
1 : 5.43 {CHF} - He has another one.
1 : 5.43 {CHF} - Smashed by Spudregus_87.
1 : 5.43 {CHB} - Spudregus_87 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 5.48 {rW} - Hoofs it forward.
1 : 5.52 {rW} - But he picks out Rhodesy_Blues.
1 : 5.55 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues slowing down the play.
1 : 6 {rHFF} - A kick towards Christoh territory.
1 : 6.04 {rHFF} - Christoh with a one-hander.
1 : 6.1 {rHFF} - Christoh has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.15 {lHFF} - Handpasses to A Bit High.
1 : 6.18 {lHFF} - A Bit High hoofs the ball into space but PooMonkey runs onto it.
1 : 6.22 {rHBF} - PooMonkey takes off.
1 : 6.26 {rHBF} - PooMonkey bounces the ball.
1 : 6.31 {rHBF} - Finds Eth with a handball.
1 : 6.35 {rHBF} - Deddy receives his handpass.
1 : 6.39 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running okeydoke7.
1 : 6.43 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards Spudregus_87.
1 : 6.47 {CHB} - sausageroll is in the way and will mark.
1 : 6.51 {CHF} - So sausageroll ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 6.55 {lHFF} - A Bit High receives his handpass.
1 : 7 {lHFF} - A Bit High goes all the way.
1 : 7.04 {lHFF} - A Bit High puts it through for a behind.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 0.1.1
Both sides are looking good defensively but hesitant going forward. Metro have had fade outs in all of their games so far so they will want a big lead early. They aren't getting that here.
1 : 7.11 {FB} - Nobody's checking eth_dog.
1 : 7.16 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to St Fly.
1 : 7.2 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to Deddy.
1 : 7.24 {FB} - Sees drd23 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 7.28 {FB} - drd23 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 7.33 {FB} - drd23 with all the time in the world.
1 : 7.37 {FB} - drd23 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
1 : 7.41 {lHBF} - A worm burner to okeydoke7.
1 : 7.45 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
1 : 7.49 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 7.53 {lHBF} - Finds Deddy with a handball.
1 : 7.57 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to okeydoke7.
1 : 8.01 {rW} - He kicks towards Easty and Rhodesy_Blues.
1 : 8.06 {rW} - Rhodesy_Blues drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 8.1 {lW} - Nobody's checking Rhodesy_Blues.
1 : 8.16 {CHF} - He spots an option and kicks to sausageroll.
1 : 8.2 {CHF} - sausageroll spills the mark.
1 : 8.24 {CHB} - With the ball is Spudregus_87.
1 : 8.28 {CHB} - Just a touch to the back but the umpire spots it..
1 : 8.32 {CHF} - sausageroll has it.
1 : 8.36 {FF} - Boots the ball toward The Doctor11.
1 : 8.4 {FF} - The Doctor11 marks easily.
1 : 8.45 {FF} - Now The Doctor11 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.49 {FF} - The Doctor11 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 8.53 {FF} - The Doctor11 has a shot at goal.
1 : 8.57 {FF} - Haha The Doctor11 completely shanked it. Lucky to be a behind.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 0.2.2
SA lock it in their 50 and get another point. They're not overwhelmed by the surrounds but they need to make more of the opportunities they're being given.
1 : 9.05 {FB} - cooney slowing down the play.
1 : 9.09 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 9.13 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 takes off on a lead.
1 : 9.18 {lHBF} - Christoh comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 9.22 {rHFF} - Christoh with the ball now.
1 : 9.26 {lHFF} - A Bit High screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 9.3 {lHFF} - A Bit High can't mark but is able to control it.
1 : 9.34 {lHFF} - A Bit High wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.38 {rHFF} - Handpasses to Christoh.
1 : 9.42 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to Dagless.
1 : 9.46 {rHFF} - Heavy clash between Eth and Dagless. Eth comes off marginally better and collects the ball..
1 : 9.51 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 dances around Christoh.
1 : 9.55 {rW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 9.59 {rW} - Easty can't take it.
1 : 10.03 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 10.07 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 10.11 {lW} - He's put it through.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 1.2.8
Great goal by Rhodesy_Blues after dispatching captain Easty and unloading from outside the attacking arc.
1 : 10.15 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Dagless..
1 : 10.25 {rW} - hdecure weaves through the congestion.
1 : 10.3 {rW} - hdecure has a ping.
1 : 10.34 {rW} - hdecure adds a minor score to his team's total.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 1.3.9
Another quick attack from SA and they're making Vic Metro look a bit slow on the break here.
1 : 10.42 {FB} - eth_dog has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.46 {rHBF} - Kicks to a contest - PooMonkey looks to get to thre front.
1 : 10.5 {rHBF} - A Bit High plants a foot on PooMonkey's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 10.54 {lHFF} - A Bit High signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 10.58 {FF} - He tries to find The Doctor11 with a chip pass.
1 : 11.03 {FF} - drd23 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 11.07 {FF} - A bit of space for The Doctor11 to utilise.
1 : 11.11 {FF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 11.15 {FF} - The Doctor11 may even have goaled.
1 : 11.19 {FF} - Goal number 1 to The Doctor11.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 2.3.15
The Doctor11 opens his account in style after drd23 decided to try to spoil rather than mark. SA already have a nice little buffer here.
1 : 11.23 {C} - Dagless wins the hitout.
1 : 11.31 {C} - The bounce favours Wise Guy Sam and he is off and running.
1 : 11.36 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 11.4 {C} - Eth takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
1 : 11.44 {C} - Finds St Fly with a handball.
1 : 11.48 {lW} - He tries to find beez with a chip pass.
1 : 11.52 {lW} - But he picks out hdecure.
1 : 11.56 {rW} - hdecure with the ball now.
1 : 12 {rW} - Just a touch to the back but the umpire spots it..
1 : 12.04 {C} - The ball is now with Wise Guy Sam.
1 : 12.08 {C} - A long looping handpass to St Fly.
1 : 12.13 {C} - Where did Loopy_cam come from? Great tackle.
1 : 12.17 {C} - Coopers looks downfield.
1 : 12.21 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Christoh.
1 : 12.27 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 12.3 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.36 {lHBF} - Crackerjack bump by Christoh on okeydoke7.
1 : 12.4 {rHFF} - Christoh signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.43 {rHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 12.48 {rHFF} - What a happy fellow is Christoh.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 3.3.21
SA are really hurting Metro on the turnovers here. Metro look a little bit ponderous out there.
1 : 12.52 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by St Fly.
1 : 13 {lW} - beez looks downfield.
1 : 13.04 {rW} - Easty runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 13.08 {rW} - A quick handpass to St Fly.
1 : 13.13 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Eth.
1 : 13.16 {rW} - Heavy clash between Dagless and Eth. Dagless comes off marginally better and collects the ball..
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues has possession.
1 : 13.25 {lHFF} - Loopy_cam receives his handpass.
1 : 13.29 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to sausageroll.
1 : 13.33 {FF} - A poor handpass but The Doctor11 is up to the challenge.
1 : 13.37 {FF} - The Doctor11 steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 13.41 {FF} - It's a goal to The Doctor11.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 4.3.27
Doc has two and that one comes as big Dagless colides heavily with Eth. SA are just looking far too quick for Metro.
1 : 13.45 {C} - Dagless gets one hand to it.
1 : 13.53 {lW} - Dagless takes them on.
1 : 13.58 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. WishinAintGettin runs onto it.
1 : 14.02 {CHF} - sausageroll on the end of this.
1 : 14.06 {rFP} - MisterMarto presents on a long lead.
1 : 14.1 {rFP} - cooney upset the marking attempt by MisterMarto.
1 : 14.15 {rFP} - MisterMarto weaves through the congestion.
1 : 14.18 {rFP} - MisterMarto has time to take a bounce.
1 : 14.22 {rFP} - This should be a goal to MisterMarto.
1 : 14.26 {rFP} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 4.4.28
Another very quick break and Metro look to have started where they left off against WA: totally outclassed. The only reason they're still in this game after just 15 minutes is inaccuracy.
1 : 14.37 {FB} - eth_dog has it.
1 : 14.41 - <<< Striker475 is coming on to replace DemonJim >>>
1 : 14.49 {FB} - eth_dog looking for a lead.
1 : 14.53 {rBP} - Eth runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 14.58 {rBP} - Someone call a dentist. Eth has run into Dagless and is hurting.
Eth is really getting a working over from the SA midfield. That's clearly a tactic to get him down early and keep him down for the match. The Mobbs Medalist has a target on his back, it would seem.
1 : 15.01 {lFP} - Not enough pressure on Andonis1997.
1 : 15.06 {lFP} - Andonis1997 from point blank range.
1 : 15.1 {lFP} - Andonis1997 gives some to the crowd after that goal..
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 5.4.34
The crowd have barely taken their seats and their team is nearly out of the game already. This is an astonishing onslaught by South Australia.
1 : 15.14 {C} - Long tap from St Fly.
1 : 15.22 {lW} - beez dances around hdecure.
1 : 15.26 {CHF} - Freakie calls for it.
1 : 15.31 {CHF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Jonts.
1 : 15.34 {rHBF} - FattyLumpkin looks downfield.
1 : 15.38 {rHBF} - FattyLumpkin takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
1 : 15.43 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues trying to offer a lead.
1 : 15.47 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues outbodies Easty and takes an easy mark in the end.
It's been all one-way traffic in this matchup so far. Rhodesy is slaughtering Easty.
1 : 15.51 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues slowing down the play.
1 : 15.55 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 16 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues runs into Easty and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 16.03 {C} - Wise Guy Sam fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 16.07 {C} - Wise Guy Sam dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 16.12 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to beez.
1 : 16.16 {lW} - hdecure drags beez down beautifully.
1 : 16.2 {rW} - hdecure tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 16.24 {rW} - Huge handpass to Dagless. As good as a kick.
1 : 16.28 {CHF} - He sees a lead by sausageroll and kicks in that direction.
1 : 16.32 {CHF} - Spudregus_87 upset the marking attempt by sausageroll.
1 : 16.38 {CHF} - sausageroll with some space now.
1 : 16.43 {FF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 16.47 {FF} - drd23 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 16.51 {FB} - Its hard and tough but drd23 wins possession.
1 : 16.55 {FB} - Handpasses to St Fly.
1 : 16.59 {FB} - Deddy runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 17.03 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 17.07 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to drd23.
1 : 17.12 {FB} - drd23 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 17.16 {rBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 17.2 {rBP} - eth_dog!!! Andonis1997 is going to be feeling that one for a while.
1 : 17.23 {rBP} - eth_dog looking for a lead.
1 : 17.28 {lHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of okeydoke7.
1 : 17.32 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 can't take it.
1 : 17.36 {CHF} - sausageroll looks downfield.
1 : 17.4 - <<< doggies ftw is coming on to replace okeydoke7 >>>
Okey's caught that on the tip of his finger and is in a bit of trouble as he comes of. He appears to be giving his own palm the finger and that might keep him on the bench while the doctors try to reset it.
1 : 17.49 {CHF} - With the ball is sausageroll.
1 : 17.53 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to Loopy_cam.
1 : 17.57 {FF} - He looks for The Doctor11.
1 : 18.01 {FF} - drd23 intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 18.05 {FB} - With the ball is drd23.
1 : 18.09 {FB} - Handpasses to St Fly.
1 : 18.13 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 18.17 {lBP} - cooney traps the ball beautifully.
1 : 18.22 {lBP} - cooney slowing down the play.
1 : 18.25 {lBP} - cooney crunched by MisterMarto! cooney very slow to get up.
Don't slow down the play, youngsters! You'll get caught by someone quicker than you just like cooney did there.
1 : 18.3 {rFP} - Now MisterMarto has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.34 {rFP} - Great tackle on MisterMarto.
1 : 18.4 {lBP} - cooney scoops up the ball.
1 : 18.45 {FB} - A poor handpass but drd23 is up to the challenge.
1 : 18.48 {FB} - The umpire pays a soft free kick in favour of The Doctor11.
1 : 18.52 {FF} - The Doctor11 takes off.
1 : 18.57 {FF} - The Doctor11 steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 19.01 {FF} - Did drd23 manage to get a finger to it? He did.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 5.5.35
Great defensive effort there from drd. The umpire's pinged him for goodness knows what but instead of ranting and raving he's smothered that ball off the boot as The Doc has tried to run around him.
1 : 19.09 {FB} - So cooney ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 19.13 {lHBF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 19.17 {lHBF} - No mark taken as doggies ftw and Christoh wrestle for position.
1 : 19.21 {lHBF} - Who wants it? doggies ftw does. Great stuff.
1 : 19.25 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. Eth runs onto it.
1 : 19.3 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to Deddy. As good as a kick.
1 : 19.34 {lHBF} - Deddy sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 19.38 {CHB} - Finds Spudregus_87 with a handball.
1 : 19.42 {lW} - He just bombs away in the direction of beez and hdecure.
1 : 19.46 {lW} - Nice grab by beez.
1 : 19.5 {lW} - Nobody's checking beez.
1 : 19.54 {lW} - A poor handpass but Eth is up to the challenge.
1 : 19.58 {rHFF} - He kicks towards Striker475 and Mr Zero.
1 : 20.02 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 20.07 {CHB} - Jonts has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.11 {rW} - hdecure calls for it.
1 : 20.15 {rW} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 20.19 {lW} - beez has it. What can he do with it?.
By the looks of things Vic Metro are going to need a huge effort from this man today.
1 : 20.23 {lW} - Gives the ball to St Fly.
1 : 20.27 {lW} - St Fly bounces the ball.
1 : 20.31 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Deddy.
1 : 20.36 {lW} - Deddy has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.4 {rW} - He transfers play using Easty.
1 : 20.46 {rW} - But straight to Rhodesy_Blues.
1 : 20.5 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues looking for a lead.
1 : 20.54 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 20.58 {rHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 21.02 {lHBF} - doggies ftw looks downfield.
1 : 21.06 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 21.1 {rW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 21.15 {rW} - No mark taken as Easty and Rhodesy_Blues wrestle for position.
1 : 21.19 {C} - Coopers wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 21.23 {C} - Handballs to Dagless.
1 : 21.27 {lHFF} - He rewards the A Bit High lead.
1 : 21.31 {lHFF} - PooMonkey upset the marking attempt by A Bit High.
1 : 21.35 {lHFF} - A Bit High takes them on.
1 : 21.39 {lHFF} - A Bit High bounces the ball.
1 : 21.43 {lHFF} - Great bump by PooMonkey. A Bit High has not moved.
1 : 21.47 {rHBF} - Its hard and tough but PooMonkey wins possession.
1 : 21.52 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but Deddy is up to the challenge.
1 : 21.56 {rHBF} - Deddy bounces the ball.
1 : 22 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Spudregus_87.
1 : 22.04 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to Deddy.
1 : 22.08 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but doggies ftw is up to the challenge.
1 : 22.12 {lHBF} - doggies ftw takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
1 : 22.16 {lHBF} - Christoh nearly lost his fingers to a wayward doggies ftw kick.
1 : 22.21 {CHF} - The ball is now with sausageroll.
1 : 22.25 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by Spudregus_87 on sausageroll.
1 : 22.29 {rHBF} - Now PooMonkey has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.33 {rHBF} - PooMonkey bounces the ball.
1 : 22.37 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Eth.
1 : 22.41 {rHBF} - Eth sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 22.45 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Deddy.
1 : 22.51 {rHBF} - OOOOOOOooohh... WishinAintGettin has poleaxed Deddy..
1 : 22.55 {CHF} - sausageroll does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 23 {rHFF} - He transfers play using Christoh.
1 : 23.04 {rHFF} - doggies ftw claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 23.08 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking doggies ftw.
1 : 23.12 {rHBF} - Quick hands to PooMonkey under pressure.
1 : 23.16 {rHBF} - Holding the ball.
1 : 23.2 {lHFF} - Now A Bit High has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 23.24 {lHFF} - Flicks it to WishinAintGettin.
1 : 23.28 {lHFF} - Someone call a dentist. WishinAintGettin has run into Deddy and is hurting.
1 : 23.32 {rHBF} - PooMonkey picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 23.37 {rHBF} - He's dragged it in. He'll lose it. Holding the ball.
1 : 23.41 {CHF} - sausageroll signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 23.45 {FF} - He sends the ball to The Doctor11.
1 : 23.49 {FF} - drd23 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 23.53 {FF} - The Doctor11 scoops up the ball.
1 : 23.57 {FF} - The Doctor11 has a shot at goal.
1 : 24.01 {FF} - Will it come around? No.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 5.6.36
It's a hard and tough scrap between the centre square and the Croweaters' forward fifty until the umpire picks out a free against PooMonkey. The Doc kicks yet another behind to make it 5 goals the difference in the dying stages of this quarter.
1 : 24.1 {FB} - So eth_dog ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 24.14 - <<< DemonJim is coming on to replace ThePuppetMaster >>>
1 : 24.22 {FB} - eth_dog looking for a lead.
1 : 24.26 {lBP} - He kicks across the ground towards cooney.
1 : 24.3 {lBP} - cooney spills the mark.
1 : 24.34 {lBP} - cooney threads his way through traffic.
1 : 24.38 {lBP} - cooney nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 24.43 {lBP} - Gets a handpass away to Deddy.
1 : 24.47 {rHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 24.51 {rHBF} - Poor option and A Bit High makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 24.57 {lHFF} - The ball is now with A Bit High.
1 : 25 {lHFF} - Great tackle on A Bit High.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 5.6.36
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Well Vic Metro look a bit shellshocked after that first quarter and well they might be. SA have pulled out a blinder to lead this contest (if you can call it that) by 5 goals at the first break. SA didn't allow the ball into Metro's forwardline after the 5 minute mark and dominated play entirely in the 20 minutes that followed. Their midfield and forwardline have been excellent, while Metro have really struggled to stop the flow of scoring let alone get the ball into their half of the ground. It's going to take an almighty effort to run this deficit down before the end of the game. But if there's one team in this competition who have a chance, it's Vic Metro.
 
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Welcome back to Etihad and Vic Metro have a hugh fight on their hands to get this game back on even footing, let alone hit the front. Let's see if they're able to start in this second term, or whether SA will continue their almost unchecked scoring.
2 : .06 {C} - Big tap from Dagless.
2 : .13 {rW} - Not enough pressure on Easty.
2 : .18 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Eth.
2 : .22 {rW} - He's brought down by Dagless.
2 : .26 {lW} - The ball is now with Rhodesy_Blues.
2 : .3 {rW} - Handballs to hdecure.
2 : .34 {lHFF} - A measured kick to A Bit High.
2 : .38 {lHFF} - PooMonkey did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : .43 {CHB} - With the ball is Spudregus_87.
2 : .46 {CHB} - But there's a push-out.
2 : .51 {CHF} - sausageroll signals for his teammates to present.
2 : .55 {rFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : .59 {rFP} - MisterMarto appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 1.03 {rFP} - MisterMarto signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 1.07 {rFP} - MisterMarto screws it round his body.
2 : 1.12 {rFP} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
Vic Metro : 1.0.6
South Australia : 5.7.37
The procession continues and it's all one way traffic in this game so far.
2 : 1.19 {FB} - cooney with the ball now.
2 : 1.23 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to eth_dog.
2 : 1.28 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to doggies ftw.
2 : 1.32 {lHBF} - Great saving mark taken by Christoh.
2 : 1.36 {rHFF} - Christoh has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 1.4 {rHFF} - Christoh runs into doggies ftw and is getting up very slowly.
2 : 1.45 {lHBF} - doggies ftw with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 1.48 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Spudregus_87.
2 : 1.52 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Deddy.
2 : 1.57 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Eth.
2 : 2.02 {CHB} - Eth nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 2.07 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards PooMonkey.
2 : 2.11 {rHBF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 2.15 {rHBF} - PooMonkey signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 2.19 {CHB} - Finds Spudregus_87 with a handball.
2 : 2.24 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : 2.28 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 2.31 {lW} - beez with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 2.35 {rHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 2.4 {rHFF} - But he picks out Mr Zero.
2 : 2.44 {lHBF} - Mr Zero sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 2.48 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Jonts.
2 : 2.52 {CHB} - Freakie gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 2.57 {CHF} - Freakie tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 3.01 {CHF} - I believe a change is about to occur.
2 : 3.04 - <<< WishinAintGettin is trading places with FattyLumpkin >>>
2 : 3.13 {CHF} - Freakie takes them on.
2 : 3.17 {rFP} - He sees a lead by DemonJim and kicks in that direction.
2 : 3.21 {rFP} - DemonJim is outmarked by Homer.
2 : 3.25 {lBP} - Homer signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 3.3 {rBP} - Passes to simba by hand.
2 : 3.33 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Dagless.
2 : 3.37 {FB} - Gives the ball to Gus.
2 : 3.42 {lHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to Mr Zero.
2 : 3.46 {lHBF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Striker475.
2 : 3.5 {rHFF} - With the ball is Striker475.
2 : 3.54 {rHFF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
2 : 3.58 {rHFF} - Haha Striker475 completely shanked it. Lucky to be a behind.
Vic Metro : 1.1.7
South Australia : 5.7.37
Metro finally get it forward but in the condition they're in they simply cannot afford to miss like that.
2 : 4.09 {FB} - Homer looking for a lead.
2 : 4.13 {lBP} - No-look handpass to Dagless.
2 : 4.17 {CHB} - His kick is towards Jonts.
2 : 4.21 {CHB} - Jonts gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
2 : 4.25 {CHB} - Jonts has possession.
2 : 4.29 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Dagless.
2 : 4.33 {C} - Loopy_cam receives his handpass.
2 : 4.37 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards hdecure.
2 : 4.41 {rW} - The ball drops short of hdecure.
2 : 4.46 {lW} - Now beez has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.5 - <<< ThePuppetMaster is coming on to replace eth_dog >>>
2 : 4.58 {lW} - Now beez has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 5.02 {lW} - A poor handpass but Eth is up to the challenge.
2 : 5.06 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to beez.
2 : 5.1 {CHF} - Freakie presents.
2 : 5.15 {CHF} - Poor effort from Freakie and Jonts takes the mark.
2 : 5.19 {CHB} - Jonts wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 5.23 {CHB} - Great tackle by Freakie.
2 : 5.26 {CHF} - Now Freakie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 5.31 {CHF} - Eth runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 5.35 {CHF} - Dagless nearly has his head ripped off.
2 : 5.39 {CHB} - So Jonts ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 5.43 {CHB} - Jonts sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 5.48 {C} - He's still going.
2 : 5.52 {C} - A poor handpass but Loopy_cam is up to the challenge.
2 : 5.55 {C} - Loopy_cam nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 6 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
2 : 6.04 {lHFF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's A Bit High.
2 : 6.1 {lHFF} - A Bit High looks downfield.
2 : 6.15 {lHFF} - A Bit High takes off.
2 : 6.18 {FF} - The Doctor11 and drd23 jostle for position.
2 : 6.22 {FF} - drd23 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 6.26 {FB} - drd23 to send the ball forward.
2 : 6.31 {rBP} - Finds ThePuppetMaster with a handball.
2 : 6.35 {lBP} - Gives the ball to cooney.
2 : 6.39 {lBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 6.43 {CHB} - A measured kick to Spudregus_87.
2 : 6.47 {CHB} - sausageroll floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 6.51 {rHFF} - Christoh has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.55 {rFP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 7 {rFP} - Dagless has time to take a bounce.
2 : 7.04 {rFP} - Dagless lines it up from forty metres.
2 : 7.08 {rFP} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.
Vic Metro : 1.1.7
South Australia : 6.7.43
Both sides just fiddling around with it too much across their half-back line. Dagless makes Metro pay and heaps still more scoreboard pressure on.
2 : 7.11 {C} - Dagless too strong at the bounce.
2 : 7.2 {C} - Running with the ball is Coopers.
2 : 7.24 {rHFF} - He looks for Christoh.
2 : 7.28 {rHFF} - Top mark doggies ftw.
2 : 7.33 {lHBF} - Now doggies ftw has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 7.37 {C} - Wise Guy Sam receives his handpass.
2 : 7.41 {C} - St Fly runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 7.45 {C} - St Fly has time to take a bounce.
2 : 7.49 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : 7.53 {lHFF} - Running back with the flight of the ball is Gilbert_Hodge! Brave mark.
2 : 7.57 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge has it.
2 : 8.01 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Freakie.
2 : 8.06 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to Deddy.
2 : 8.1 {rHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 8.16 {rHFF} - Mr Zero gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 8.2 {rHFF} - Striker475 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 8.24 {rFP} - He handpasses to St Fly.
2 : 8.28 {rFP} - Flicks it to DemonJim.
2 : 8.32 {rFP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 8.36 {rFP} - DemonJim steadies himself and has a shot ....
2 : 8.4 {rFP} - What a goal.
Vic Metro : 2.1.13
South Australia : 6.7.43
DemonJim makes light work of that and Metro finally have their second... nearly half an hour after their first. It's going to take a rain of goals to get this deficit down though.
2 : 8.45 {C} - Superb ruckwork from St Fly..
2 : 8.53 {rW} - Dagless fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 8.57 {rW} - Quick hands to Loopy_cam under pressure.
2 : 9.01 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 9.05 {C} - No-look handpass to Coopers.
2 : 9.09 {C} - Coopers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
2 : 9.13 {lW} - Almost a throw to Rhodesy_Blues.
2 : 9.18 {lW} - Ooof. Easty blindsides Rhodesy_Blues and I heard that from here..
2 : 9.22 {rW} - Easty scoops up the ball.
2 : 9.26 {rW} - Gives the ball to Deddy.
2 : 9.3 {rW} - An underground handpass to Eth.
2 : 9.34 {rW} - Quick hands to St Fly.
2 : 9.38 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 9.42 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 9.46 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge streaming down the ground.
2 : 9.51 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 9.55 {FF} - Gus must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
2 : 9.59 {FB} - Gus assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 10.03 {FB} - Gus shoves Juggalo Balla out of the contest. Free kick paid.
2 : 10.07 {rFP} - DemonJim slowing down the play.
2 : 10.11 {rFP} - This should be a goal to DemonJim.
2 : 10.15 {rFP} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
Vic Metro : 3.1.19
South Australia : 6.7.43
DJ takes the advantage from the free and threads it through well. Juggs isn't delighted at losing the chance to kick at goal but Metro seem pretty pleased that they've got two in a row.
2 : 10.21 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
2 : 10.3 {C} - The bounce favours Eth and he is off and running.
2 : 10.34 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Gilbert_Hodge.
2 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge is outmarked by WishinAintGettin.
2 : 10.42 {lHBF} - Mr Zero looking for a lead.
2 : 10.46 - <<< Flanders is coming on to replace simba >>>
2 : 10.54 {lHBF} - A bit of space for Mr Zero to utilise.
2 : 10.58 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Loopy_cam.
2 : 11.03 {lHBF} - Handballs to FattyLumpkin.
2 : 11.07 {lHBF} - He handpasses to Mr Zero.
2 : 11.11 {lHBF} - Handpasses to FattyLumpkin.
2 : 11.15 {C} - A hospital kick.
2 : 11.19 {C} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 11.23 {C} - Wise Guy Sam weaves through the congestion.
2 : 11.27 {lW} - Handpass to space. beez runs onto it.
2 : 11.31 {lW} - Handpasses to Eth.
2 : 11.36 {lW} - He has a bounce.
2 : 11.4 {rW} - A short kick to Easty.
2 : 11.44 {rW} - Rhodesy_Blues takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
Easty has been thumped, bumped, spoilt and now stood on. He's not having the greatest carnival, is Easty.
2 : 11.48 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues with all the time in the world.
2 : 11.52 {rW} - He handpasses to hdecure.
2 : 11.56 {rW} - hdecure dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 12 {rHFF} - hdecure is still looking for options and takes another.
2 : 12.04 {rHFF} - He takes another.
2 : 12.08 {lHFF} - He elects to use A Bit High and kicks in that direction.
2 : 12.13 {lHFF} - A Bit High at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
2 : 12.17 {lHFF} - A Bit High has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 12.21 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Christoh.
2 : 12.27 {FF} - A measured kick to The Doctor11.
2 : 12.3 {FF} - The Doctor11 and drd23 both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 12.36 {FF} - The Doctor11 with all the time in the world.
2 : 12.4 {FF} - Someone call an ambulance for The Doctor11. drd23 lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 12.43 {FB} - The bounce favours drd23 and he is off and running.
2 : 12.48 {lHBF} - He kicks long and low.
2 : 12.52 {lHBF} - doggies ftw spills the mark.
2 : 12.56 {lHBF} - doggies ftw takes them on.
2 : 13 {lHBF} - What a tackle by Christoh.
2 : 13.04 {rHFF} - Christoh sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 13.08 {FF} - Handpasses to The Doctor11.
2 : 13.13 {FF} - This should be a certain goal.
2 : 13.16 {FF} - I hesitate to say that The Doctor11 has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Vic Metro : 3.1.19
South Australia : 6.8.44
Oh dear me! The Doc has missed from 2 metres out. That's unforgivable in this day and age.
2 : 13.25 {FB} - cooney wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 13.29 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Eth.
2 : 13.33 {FB} - Quick hands to Deddy under pressure.
2 : 13.37 {rHBF} - A worm burner to PooMonkey.
2 : 13.41 {rHBF} - Big mark by A Bit High!.
2 : 13.45 {rHFF} - Now Christoh has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 13.49 {rHFF} - Got to be a throw - and that's how the umpire sees it.
2 : 13.53 {lHBF} - doggies ftw takes off.
2 : 13.58 {lHBF} - doggies ftw has a bounce.
2 : 14.02 {lW} - He has another one.
2 : 14.06 {C} - He transfers play using Wise Guy Sam.
2 : 14.1 {C} - Coopers upset the marking attempt by Wise Guy Sam.
2 : 14.15 {C} - Coopers has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 14.18 {rHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 14.22 {rHFF} - Christoh with a one-hander.
2 : 14.26 {rHFF} - Christoh looking for a lead.
2 : 14.33 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to sausageroll.
2 : 14.37 {CHF} - sausageroll blazes away at goal.
2 : 14.41 {CHF} - And he gets it.
Vic Metro : 3.1.19
South Australia : 7.8.50
SA get the buffer back above 30 points and they're just steadying a little here after a challenge from Metro. They look the goods, that's for sure.
2 : 14.45 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by St Fly.
2 : 14.53 {rW} - A bit of space for Loopy_cam to utilise.
2 : 14.58 {C} - Handpasses to Coopers.
2 : 15.01 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 15.06 {lHFF} - A Bit High spills the mark.
2 : 15.1 {CHB} - Spudregus_87 breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 15.14 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Eth was well placed to clean up.
2 : 15.18 {CHB} - An underground handpass to St Fly.
2 : 15.22 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of beez.
2 : 15.26 {lW} - beez outbodies hdecure and takes a brilliant mark.
2 : 15.31 {lW} - beez takes off.
2 : 15.34 {lW} - beez has a bounce.
2 : 15.38 {C} - Almost a throw to Wise Guy Sam.
2 : 15.43 {C} - That's a fantasic tackle by Coopers.
2 : 15.47 {C} - The ball is now with Coopers.
2 : 15.51 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of Christoh.
2 : 15.55 {rHFF} - But in the way is doggies ftw.
2 : 16 {CHB} - Nobody's checking Spudregus_87.
2 : 16.03 {lHBF} - Flicks it to doggies ftw.
2 : 16.07 {lHBF} - Handballs to Eth.
2 : 16.12 {CHB} - Sees Spudregus_87 out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 16.16 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 16.2 {CHF} - sausageroll signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 16.24 {CHF} - Hands it off to FattyLumpkin.
2 : 16.28 {lHFF} - He handpasses to A Bit High.
2 : 16.32 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to FattyLumpkin.
2 : 16.38 {lW} - Dagless on the end of this.
2 : 16.43 {lW} - But he's run too far.
2 : 16.47 {rW} - So Easty ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 16.51 {rW} - A long looping handpass to St Fly.
2 : 16.55 {lW} - Almost a throw to beez.
2 : 16.59 {lW} - The crowd yells "Ball" but its judged a high tackle.
2 : 17.03 {rW} - The ball is now with hdecure.
2 : 17.07 {rW} - hdecure has a bounce.
2 : 17.12 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 17.16 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 17.2 {rW} - Easty takes off.
2 : 17.23 {lW} - A short kick to beez.
2 : 17.28 {lW} - hdecure reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to beez.
2 : 17.32 {lW} - beez has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 17.36 {lW} - Finds St Fly with a handball.
2 : 17.4 {rW} - He transfers play using Easty.
2 : 17.45 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 17.49 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 17.53 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
2 : 17.57 {rHFF} - Howzat? Great mark to Christoh at full stretch to his left.
2 : 18.01 {rHFF} - Christoh has it.
2 : 18.05 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 18.09 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to A Bit High.
2 : 18.13 {CHF} - sausageroll runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 18.17 {FF} - A wild handball - but luckily Loopy_cam was well placed to clean up.
2 : 18.22 {FF} - Loopy_cam let's fly toward goal.
2 : 18.25 {FF} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Loopy_cam.
Vic Metro : 3.1.19
South Australia : 8.8.56
This is looking like it could blow out here. Metro are not running both ways and as a result getting smashed whenever there's a turnover. Surprise surprise it's Rhodesy outdoing Easty that set that one up for Loopy.
2 : 18.3 {C} - Dagless palms the ball down.
2 : 18.4 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues looking for a lead.
2 : 18.45 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 18.48 {CHF} - sausageroll juggles the ball but secures the mark.
2 : 18.52 {CHF} - Nobody's checking sausageroll.
2 : 18.57 {CHF} - sausageroll is crunched in a tackle by Spudregus_87.
2 : 19.01 {CHB} - Spudregus_87 signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 19.05 {lW} - He sees a lead by beez and kicks in that direction.
2 : 19.09 {lW} - beez has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
2 : 19.13 {lW} - beez to send the ball forward.
2 : 19.17 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Deddy runs onto it.
2 : 19.21 {FF} - Boots the ball toward Juggalo Balla.
2 : 19.25 {FF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 19.3 {FF} - With the ball is Juggalo Balla.
2 : 19.34 {FF} - Juggalo Balla wants a goal.
2 : 19.38 {FF} - A poster! one behind.
Vic Metro : 3.2.20
South Australia : 8.8.56
OOhhh, just shaves the inside of the post and Juggs throws his hands up in frustration. Metro need goals and they need them quickly.
2 : 19.46 {FB} - Flanders has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 19.5 {FB} - Flicks it to Loopy_cam.
2 : 19.54 {FB} - Flicks it to FattyLumpkin.
2 : 19.58 {rHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : 20.02 {rHBF} - Gilbert_Hodge will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 20.07 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge takes off.
2 : 20.11 - <<< okeydoke7 is coming on to replace cooney >>>
2 : 20.19 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge has it.
2 : 20.23 {lHFF} - Boot to ball from Gilbert_Hodge under pressure.
2 : 20.27 {lHFF} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
Vic Metro : 4.2.26
South Australia : 8.8.56
Gilbert_Hodge does that magnificently and finishes off with a single-handed goal. More of that please!
2 : 20.31 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Dagless.
2 : 20.4 {C} - Coopers wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 20.46 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Dagless.
2 : 20.5 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues on the end of this.
2 : 20.54 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 20.58 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to Loopy_cam.
2 : 21.02 {rW} - Huge handpass to hdecure. As good as a kick.
2 : 21.06 {rW} - hdecure takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 21.1 {rW} - hdecure boots toward an open goal.
2 : 21.15 {rW} - And its straight through the middle.
Vic Metro : 4.2.26
South Australia : 9.8.62
Well, we get more great solo efforts, this one from hdecure who runs down the wing and pops it through for another SA goal.
2 : 21.19 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 21.27 {rW} - St Fly hits the ground running.
2 : 21.31 {rW} - He has a bounce.
2 : 21.35 {lHFF} - A measured kick to Gilbert_Hodge.
2 : 21.39 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
2 : 21.43 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 21.47 {lHFF} - Long shot at goal from Gilbert_Hodge.
2 : 21.52 {lHFF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Vic Metro : 5.2.32
South Australia : 9.8.62
It's Gilbert_Hodge Vs South Australia at the moment. Two awe-inspiring goals from him. Can they be team-inspiring?
2 : 21.56 {C} - Easy tapout for Dagless.
2 : 22.04 {lW} - St Fly assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 22.08 {C} - Quick hands to Wise Guy Sam under pressure.
2 : 22.12 {C} - Quick hands to Deddy.
2 : 22.16 {lW} - He tries to find beez with a chip pass.
2 : 22.21 {lW} - No mark taken as beez and hdecure wrestle for position.
2 : 22.25 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 22.29 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Coopers.
2 : 22.33 {rW} - He tries to find hdecure with a chip pass.
2 : 22.37 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 22.41 {lW} - beez picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 22.45 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 22.51 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
2 : 22.55 {rHFF} - The bounce favours Striker475 and he is off and running.
2 : 23 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 23.04 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Deddy.
2 : 23.08 {lHFF} - He tries to find Gilbert_Hodge with a chip pass.
2 : 23.12 {lHFF} - Great grab by Gilbert_Hodge.
2 : 23.16 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge to send the ball forward.
2 : 23.2 {lHFF} - Huge bump by WishinAintGettin on Gilbert_Hodge.
OOoh! That's a huge hit as Gilbert_Hodge was trying to get around Mr Zero, WAG has come from the opposite direction and floored him, absolutely floored him!
2 : 23.24 {lHBF} - Mr Zero slowing down the play.
2 : 23.28 {C} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 23.32 {C} - Coopers outbodies Wise Guy Sam and takes a brilliant mark.
2 : 23.37 {C} - So Coopers ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 23.41 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : 23.45 {lHFF} - A Bit High can't take it.
2 : 23.49 {lHFF} - A Bit High turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 23.53 {CHF} - Quick hands to sausageroll.
2 : 23.57 {CHF} - That must have been a push-out.
2 : 24.01 {CHB} - Spudregus_87 has possession.
2 : 24.06 {CHB} - Someone call a dentist. Spudregus_87 has run into sausageroll and is hurting..
2 : 24.1 {CHF} - Who wants it? sausageroll does. Great stuff.
2 : 24.14 {CHF} - sausageroll has time to take a bounce.
2 : 24.18 {lFP} - The kick seeks out Andonis1997.
2 : 24.22 {lFP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 24.26 {FB} - Who wants it? drd23 does. Great stuff.
2 : 24.3 {rBP} - A short kick to ThePuppetMaster.
2 : 24.34 {rBP} - The ball spills free.
2 : 24.38 {rBP} - ThePuppetMaster does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 24.43 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried.
2 : 24.47 {lHBF} - Brilliant mark by doggies ftw!.
2 : 24.51 {lHBF} - doggies ftw looks downfield.
2 : 24.57 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Vic Metro : 5.2.32
South Australia : 9.8.62
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It's half time and the margin is 30 points, exactly where it was at quarter time. But all is not as it was 25 minutes ago as Vic Metro showing that their forwardline is not toally dysfunctional while the midfield managed to give them a bit more work to do than in the first term. Still, they kicked 4.2, the same as SA, and they'll need to work twice as hard to get into a position to win this game. And you would have to think, given the way they have played in last quarters so far this tournament, that they would need a 4-5 goal lead at three quarter time to be in a winning position, and that is very unlikely to happen.

For Vic Metro, Gilbert_Hodge has two superb goals and DemonJim 3 but they're the sole goalscorers. Meanwhile for SA it's 2.3 to The Doctor11 and singles to christoh, andonis1997, Dagless, sausageroll, Loopy_cam and hdecure.
 
My question is why would you take your only goal kicker from the Forward flank where he's doing a fair job bench him and then put him in the Forward Pocket... Coach has no idea whatsoever!

Edit - And of course i missed getting it in before the 2nd qtr... Juggs who?
 
This is going to have to be one hell of a third quarter if Metro are gonig to salvage this game.
3 : 25 {C} - St Fly gets one hand to it.
3 : .1 {rW} - A bit of space for Easty to utilise.
3 : .13 {lW} - Handpass to space. beez runs onto it.
3 : .18 {CHF} - Freakie makes an offer.
3 : .22 {CHF} - Big mark by Jonts!.
3 : .26 {rHBF} - WishinAintGettin with a moment to look downfield.
3 : .3 {C} - Coopers presents.
3 : .34 {C} - Wise Guy Sam claims the mark but its play on.
3 : .38 {C} - Nobody's checking Wise Guy Sam.
3 : .43 {C} - Big ... big kick by Wise Guy Sam.
3 : .46 {C} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Vic Metro : 5.3.33
South Australia : 9.8.62
Decent start though as WGS bombs it long and it bounces through for a point.
3 : .55 {FB} - Gus takes off.
3 : .59 {FB} - Gus has time to take a bounce.
3 : 1.03 {rBP} - Quick hands to Flanders.
3 : 1.07 {CHB} - A short kick to Jonts.
3 : 1.12 {CHB} - Freakie will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 1.15 {CHB} - Jonts looks downfield.
3 : 1.19 {CHB} - Jonts has a bounce.
3 : 1.23 {CHB} - He involves FattyLumpkin in the play.
3 : 1.28 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. WishinAintGettin runs onto it.
3 : 1.32 {rHBF} - Gilbert_Hodge sews him up!.
3 : 1.36 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge dances around WishinAintGettin.
3 : 1.4 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to Freakie.
3 : 1.45 {FF} - An underground handpass to Eth.
3 : 1.48 {FF} - Eth - about 45 metres and not much angle.
3 : 1.52 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Vic Metro : 6.3.39
South Australia : 9.8.62
More Gilbert_Hodge magic as he sets up Eth who puts it through. A really good start for Metro now.
3 : 1.57 {C} - Big tap from Dagless.
3 : 2.07 {C} - Loopy_cam has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 2.11 {lHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to A Bit High.
3 : 2.15 {lHFF} - PooMonkey will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 2.19 {rHBF} - Who wants it? PooMonkey does. Great stuff.
3 : 2.24 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Deddy.
3 : 2.28 {rHBF} - What a tackle by FattyLumpkin.
3 : 2.31 {lHFF} - A Bit High is now off and running.
3 : 2.35 {FF} - The Doctor11 calls for it.
3 : 2.4 {FF} - drd23 plants a foot on The Doctor11's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : 2.44 {rBP} - ThePuppetMaster streaming down the ground.
3 : 2.48 {FB} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 2.52 {FB} - drd23 takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
3 : 2.57 {FB} - Nobody's checking drd23.
3 : 3.01 {FB} - The Doctor11 sews him up!.
3 : 3.04 {FF} - The Doctor11 to send the ball forward.
3 : 3.09 {FF} - This will be a goal to The Doctor11.
3 : 3.13 {FF} - And The Doctor11 scores one behind.
Vic Metro : 6.3.39
South Australia : 9.9.63
The Doctor's goalkicking coach has kicked his guidedog after that effort. If he comitted as much as that man he mightn't have missed.
3 : 3.21 {FB} - With the ball is ThePuppetMaster.
3 : 3.25 {lHBF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of doggies ftw.
3 : 3.3 {lHBF} - But Christoh is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 3.33 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Christoh.
3 : 3.37 {rHFF} - Could be deliberate? yes indeed says the umpire.
3 : 3.42 {lHBF} - doggies ftw slowing down the play.
3 : 3.46 {rHBF} - PooMonkey on the end of this.
3 : 3.5 {rHBF} - PooMonkey takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
3 : 3.54 {lW} - That kick makes it easy for beez.
3 : 3.58 {lW} - Delicious kick to beez.
3 : 4.03 {lW} - beez sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 4.09 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 4.13 {C} - Coopers is in the way and will mark.
3 : 4.17 {C} - Now Coopers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 4.21 {C} - Coopers bounces the ball.
3 : 4.25 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Rhodesy_Blues was well placed to clean up.
3 : 4.29 {CHF} - Pumps it long for sausageroll.
3 : 4.33 {CHF} - Spudregus_87 takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
3 : 4.37 {CHB} - The ball is now with Spudregus_87.
3 : 4.41 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to PooMonkey.
3 : 4.46 {lW} - The kick seeks out beez.
3 : 4.5 {lW} - beez gets too far under the ball.
3 : 4.54 {lW} - beez through heavy traffic.
3 : 4.58 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to Deddy.
3 : 5.02 {lHBF} - FattyLumpkin gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
3 : 5.06 {rHFF} - Christoh dances around doggies ftw.
3 : 5.1 {rHFF} - Christoh bounces the ball.
3 : 5.15 {CHF} - He handpasses to sausageroll.
3 : 5.19 {CHF} - sausageroll sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 5.23 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Dagless.
3 : 5.26 {CHF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
3 : 5.31 {CHF} - Just a minor score to Dagless.
Vic Metro : 6.3.39
South Australia : 9.10.64
Once again SA keep the ball in their half but they just can't seem to get just reward for it. Maybe it's something about drd23's face that means whenever he's standing on the mark players are statistically less likely to kick a goal.
3 : 5.39 {FB} - drd23 to send the ball forward.
3 : 5.43 {rHBF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 5.48 {rHBF} - A Bit High comes in from the side to intercept.
3 : 5.52 {CHF} - sausageroll signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 5.55 {CHF} - No-one on the mark! sausageroll takes off and kicks long at goal.
3 : 6 {CHF} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to sausageroll.
Vic Metro : 6.3.39
South Australia : 10.10.70
Whatever magic properties his face might have, his feet can't kick all that well. sausageroll gets his second goal.
3 : 6.04 {C} - St Fly wins the hitout unopposed.
3 : 6.15 {lW} - Running with the ball is beez.
3 : 6.18 {lW} - beez fifty-five out - backs himself.
3 : 6.22 {lW} - beez just scrapes it in for a goal.
Vic Metro : 7.3.45
South Australia : 10.10.70
Oh but that's the beez we've known and loved so far in the SoO. Champagne football!
3 : 6.26 {C} - Loopy_cam is outbodied in the ruck contest.
3 : 6.35 {lW} - beez has possession.
3 : 6.39 {rW} - Quick hands to Easty under pressure.
3 : 6.43 {rW} - Huge handpass to Eth. As good as a kick.
3 : 6.47 {rW} - Eth takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
3 : 6.51 {CHF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Freakie.
3 : 6.55 {CHF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Jonts.
3 : 7 {rHBF} - WishinAintGettin with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 7.04 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to FattyLumpkin.
3 : 7.08 {rHBF} - Deddy smothers his kick.
3 : 7.11 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge weaves through the congestion.
3 : 7.16 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Freakie.
3 : 7.2 {CHF} - Freakie has latched onto a torp!.
3 : 7.24 {CHF} - Hard work pays off for Freakie. It pays six points.
Vic Metro : 8.3.51
South Australia : 10.10.70
The gap gets below 20. Here come Metro! Freakie spirals that one in and he's revving up his teammates.
3 : 7.28 {C} - St Fly palms the ball down.
3 : 7.37 {C} - Wise Guy Sam with the ball now.
3 : 7.41 {lW} - Handpass to space. beez runs onto it.
3 : 7.45 {lW} - beez nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 7.49 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to PooMonkey.
3 : 7.53 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 7.57 {rW} - PooMonkey is still looking for options and takes another..
3 : 8.01 {lHFF} - Sees Gilbert_Hodge ahead and sends it his way.
3 : 8.06 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 8.1 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge takes off.
3 : 8.16 {FF} - He involves Juggalo Balla in the play.
3 : 8.2 {FF} - A chance now for Juggalo Balla who kicks at goal.
3 : 8.24 {FF} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Vic Metro : 9.3.57
South Australia : 10.10.70
And now Juggalo is getting in on the action and it's two straight kicks (and a wonky one) away. The crowd are on their feet!
3 : 8.28 {C} - Dagless wins the tapout.
3 : 8.36 {rW} - With the ball is Dagless.
3 : 8.4 {lHFF} - He looks for A Bit High.
3 : 8.45 {lHFF} - A Bit High can't take it.
3 : 8.49 {lHBF} - doggies ftw threads his way through traffic.
3 : 8.53 {lHBF} - doggies ftw nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 8.57 {lHBF} - Christoh nearly lost his fingers to a wayward doggies ftw kick.
3 : 9.01 {rHFF} - So Christoh ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 9.05 {rHFF} - Finds Dagless with a handball.
3 : 9.09 {lFP} - Andonis1997 takes off on a lead.
3 : 9.13 {lFP} - The ball drops short of Andonis1997.
3 : 9.18 {lFP} - Andonis1997 breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 9.22 {lFP} - Andonis1997 walks into goal.
3 : 9.26 {lFP} - Punched through for a point by ThePuppetMaster.
Vic Metro : 9.3.57
South Australia : 10.11.71
Absolute desperation from TPM just gets his fist to the ball as it goes over. SA need to steady here of Metro could soon have a lead as big as the one they enjoyed midway through the second quarter
3 : 9.34 {FB} - drd23 with the ball now.
3 : 9.38 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
3 : 9.42 {lHBF} - A very good mark to doggies ftw.
3 : 9.46 {lHBF} - doggies ftw has possession.
3 : 9.51 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 9.55 {rHBF} - PooMonkey is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 9.59 {rHBF} - The bounce favours PooMonkey and he is off and running.
3 : 10.03 {CHB} - A wild kick laterally towards Spudregus_87.
3 : 10.07 {CHB} - Spudregus_87 takes the mark on the second attempt.
3 : 10.11 {CHB} - With the ball is Spudregus_87.
3 : 10.15 {lW} - Pumps it long for beez.
3 : 10.21 {lW} - Big mark by hdecure!.
3 : 10.25 {C} - The ball is now with Coopers.
3 : 10.3 {C} - He involves Loopy_cam in the play.
3 : 10.34 {C} - Loopy_cam crunched by St Fly! Loopy_cam very slow to get up.
3 : 10.38 {C} - Wise Guy Sam through heavy traffic.
3 : 10.42 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Easty.
3 : 10.46 {lHFF} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 10.5 {lHFF} - Top mark Gilbert_Hodge.
3 : 10.54 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge to send the ball forward.
3 : 10.58 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Freakie.
3 : 11.03 {CHF} - Great bump by Jonts. Freakie has not moved.
3 : 11.07 {CHB} - Now Jonts has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 11.11 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues presents.
3 : 11.15 {lW} - Easty rises over the pack majestically.
3 : 11.19 {rW} - Easty slowing down the play.
3 : 11.23 {lW} - Handballs to beez.
3 : 11.27 {rW} - A short kick to Easty.
3 : 11.31 {rW} - Rhodesy_Blues gets a timely fist to the ball.
Rhodesy is givine Easty a bath here.
3 : 11.36 {C} - Now Coopers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 11.4 {C} - Coopers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
3 : 11.44 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 11.48 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues gets too far under the ball.
3 : 11.52 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues takes them on.
3 : 11.56 {lW} - Easty nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. Rhodesy_Blues gets done for kicking in danger.
3 : 12 {C} - So Wise Guy Sam ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 12.04 {C} - Wise Guy Sam is crunched in a tackle by Coopers.
3 : 12.08 {rW} - hdecure has a paddock.
3 : 12.13 {lW} - Sees Rhodesy_Blues out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 12.17 {lW} - Up goes Rhodesy_Blues.
3 : 12.21 {lW} - Nobody's checking Rhodesy_Blues.
3 : 12.27 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Loopy_cam.
3 : 12.3 {lW} - Loopy_cam dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 12.36 {CHF} - He tries to find sausageroll with a chip pass.
3 : 12.4 {CHF} - sausageroll is the target but he's outplayed by Spudregus_87.
3 : 12.43 {lHBF} - doggies ftw sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 12.48 {lHBF} - Brought down by Christoh.
3 : 12.52 {rHFF} - Christoh to send the ball forward.
3 : 12.56 {rHFF} - doggies ftw was legged.
3 : 13 {CHB} - Spudregus_87 looking for a lead.
3 : 13.04 {rHBF} - Sees PooMonkey out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 13.08 {rHBF} - Nice mark by PooMonkey.
3 : 13.13 {rHBF} - Now PooMonkey has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 13.16 {rHBF} - A positional change now.
3 : 13.21 - <<< Spudregus_87 is trading places with ThePuppetMaster >>>
Supregus hasn't had the effect on this game he has enjoyed previously.
3 : 13.29 {rHBF} - So PooMonkey ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 13.33 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to doggies ftw.
3 : 13.37 {lHBF} - Deddy receives his handpass.
3 : 13.41 {lHBF} - Hands it off to Eth.
3 : 13.45 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 13.49 {rHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Striker475.
3 : 13.53 {rHFF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Mr Zero.
3 : 13.58 {lHBF} - So Mr Zero ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 14.02 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Loopy_cam.
3 : 14.06 {lHBF} - Loopy_cam takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
3 : 14.1 {lW} - Loopy_cam's taken another bounce.
3 : 14.15 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
3 : 14.18 {CHF} - sausageroll misjudges it and it's an easy mark to ThePuppetMaster.
3 : 14.22 {CHB} - ThePuppetMaster with the ball now.
3 : 14.26 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Eth.
3 : 14.33 {lW} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
3 : 14.37 {lW} - hdecure reads the play better and marks.
3 : 14.41 {rW} - hdecure looks downfield.
3 : 14.45 {rW} - Handpass to space. Dagless runs onto it.
3 : 14.49 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Coopers.
3 : 14.53 {C} - Wise Guy Sam claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 14.58 {C} - Wise Guy Sam has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 15.01 {C} - Wise Guy Sam bounces the ball.
3 : 15.06 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Easty.
3 : 15.1 {rW} - Too long for Easty and Rhodesy_Blues marks.
3 : 15.14 {C} - Coopers slowing down the play.
3 : 15.18 {C} - Coopers sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 15.22 {lW} - Rhodesy_Blues runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 15.26 {lW} - A poor handpass but FattyLumpkin is up to the challenge.
3 : 15.31 {lW} - FattyLumpkin nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 15.34 {rHFF} - He kicks towards Christoh and doggies ftw.
3 : 15.38 {rHFF} - But doggies ftw is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 15.43 {CHB} - ThePuppetMaster takes off.
3 : 15.47 {CHB} - Turnover.
3 : 15.51 {CHF} - sausageroll to send the ball forward.
3 : 15.55 {rHFF} - He transfers play using Christoh.
3 : 16 {rHFF} - doggies ftw will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 16.03 {lHBF} - doggies ftw signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 16.07 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to ThePuppetMaster.
3 : 16.12 {CHB} - ThePuppetMaster bounces the ball.
3 : 16.16 {lW} - His kick is towards beez.
3 : 16.2 {lW} - Ohhh. beez runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
3 : 16.24 {lW} - beez has it.
3 : 16.28 {lW} - beez takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it..
3 : 16.32 {lW} - That looks pretty close ....
3 : 16.38 {lW} - This will be - and is - a goal to beez.
Vic Metro : 10.3.63
South Australia : 10.11.71
That's the stereotypcal beez goal. Sublime gather, pace, skill and a long, long, long goal. Just 8 points in it!
3 : 16.43 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
3 : 16.51 {C} - Coopers has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 16.55 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards hdecure.
3 : 16.59 {rW} - hdecure and beez both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 17.03 {C} - Wise Guy Sam picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 17.07 {C} - Gets a handpass away to St Fly.
3 : 17.12 {C} - St Fly kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
3 : 17.16 {C} - Coopers takes off.
3 : 17.2 {C} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
3 : 17.23 {C} - Wayward shot at goal by Coopers. One behind.
Vic Metro : 10.3.63
South Australia : 10.12.72
SA would really have liked a steadier there. Vic Metro are coming, and they are coming hard.
3 : 17.32 {FB} - okeydoke7 slowing down the play.
3 : 17.36 {FB} - I believe a change is about to occur.
3 : 17.4 - <<< Homer is trading places with Rhodesy_Blues >>>
Well I've seen some strange coaching moves but this takes the cake. R_B was giving Easty a footballing lesson but he's been moved to the back pocket. Homer now gets an opportunity to make Easty look like an idiot.
3 : 17.49 {FB} - okeydoke7 to send the ball forward.
3 : 17.53 {FB} - I believe a change is about to occur.
3 : 17.57 - <<< okeydoke7 is trading places with doggies ftw >>>
3 : 18.05 {FB} - doggies ftw sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 18.09 {FB} - He handpasses to Deddy.
3 : 18.13 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to okeydoke7.
3 : 18.17 {C} - That kick makes it hard for Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 18.22 {C} - But he picks out Coopers.
3 : 18.25 {rW} - hdecure to send the ball forward.
3 : 18.3 {lHFF} - A Bit High makes an offer.
3 : 18.34 {lHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 18.4 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 18.45 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards PooMonkey.
3 : 18.48 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 18.52 {rHBF} - PooMonkey looks downfield.
3 : 18.57 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - beez looks to get to thre front.
3 : 19.01 {lW} - beez slides in and takes the mark.
3 : 19.05 {lW} - So beez ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 19.09 {C} - Quick hands to Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 19.13 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 19.17 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Striker475.
3 : 19.21 {rHFF} - Great grab by Striker475.
3 : 19.25 {rHFF} - So Striker475 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 19.3 {rHFF} - Mr Zero monsters Striker475.
3 : 19.34 {lHBF} - Mr Zero looks downfield.
3 : 19.38 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to WishinAintGettin.
3 : 19.42 {rHBF} - What a tackle by Gilbert_Hodge.
3 : 19.46 {lHFF} - So Gilbert_Hodge ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 19.5 {lFP} - A slick handpass goes to St Fly.
3 : 19.54 {lFP} - St Fly sells the dummy and has a shot.
3 : 19.58 {lFP} - Straight through the centre.
Vic Metro : 11.3.69
South Australia : 10.12.72
Dagless has bested St Fly in the ruck so far but that's a gorgeous kick for goal. Metro are just 3 points behind if you can believe it! They have thumped SA in this quarter!
3 : 20.02 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by St Fly.
3 : 20.11 {lW} - beez picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 20.15 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Easty.
3 : 20.19 {lHFF} - A hospital kick.
3 : 20.23 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 20.27 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge takes them on.
3 : 20.31 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge too far out to score - or is he?.
3 : 20.36 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge splits the sticks.
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 10.12.72
Gilbert_Hodge's third goal is the best of the lot. He gets around 3 and slots it from hard up against the boundary at full pace from 45 out. This kid has a future! METRO HIT THE LEAD!
3 : 20.4 {C} - Dagless wins the tap decisively.
3 : 20.5 {rW} - Loopy_cam threads his way through traffic.
3 : 20.54 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Dagless.
3 : 20.58 {rW} - Off the side of the boot - and out on the full.
3 : 21.02 {lW} - So beez ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 21.06 {lW} - beez nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 21.1 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to Wise Guy Sam.
3 : 21.15 {rW} - Easty on the end of this.
3 : 21.19 {rW} - Easty has a bounce.
3 : 21.23 {CHF} - He sends the ball to Freakie.
3 : 21.27 {CHF} - Jonts plants a foot on Freakie's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : 21.31 {CHB} - Jonts with the ball now.
3 : 21.35 {CHB} - Handballs to Loopy_cam.
3 : 21.39 {C} - Fires out the handpass to FattyLumpkin.
3 : 21.43 {C} - FattyLumpkin dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 21.47 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Homer.
3 : 21.52 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 21.56 {CHF} - He just bombs away in the direction of sausageroll and ThePuppetMaster.
3 : 22 {CHF} - sausageroll sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
3 : 22.04 {CHF} - sausageroll takes off.
3 : 22.08 {rHFF} - He transfers play using Christoh.
3 : 22.12 {rHFF} - Christoh marks easily.
3 : 22.16 {rHFF} - So Christoh ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 22.21 {FF} - He gets a handpass to The Doctor11.
3 : 22.25 {FF} - The Doctor11 goes for goal.
3 : 22.29 {FF} - And The Doctor11 scores one behind.
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 10.13.73
The Doc now has a bag of behinds but fails to put his team in front just before three quarter time.
3 : 22.37 {FB} - Spudregus_87 slowing down the play.
3 : 22.41 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards doggies ftw.
3 : 22.45 {lBP} - doggies ftw takes a strong mark.
3 : 22.51 {lBP} - doggies ftw sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 22.55 {lBP} - Quick hands to Eth.
3 : 23 {rBP} - He handpasses to Spudregus_87.
3 : 23.04 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to Eth.
3 : 23.08 {lBP} - He involves doggies ftw in the play.
3 : 23.12 {rHBF} - He sees a lead by PooMonkey and kicks in that direction.
3 : 23.16 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 23.2 {lHFF} - So A Bit High ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 23.24 {rFP} - He rewards the MisterMarto lead.
3 : 23.28 {rFP} - But he picks out the opposition.
3 : 23.32 {lBP} - doggies ftw sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 23.37 {lBP} - doggies ftw has a bounce.
3 : 23.41 {rHBF} - PooMonkey and A Bit High jostle for position.
3 : 23.45 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 23.49 {lHFF} - A Bit High signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 23.53 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 23.57 {FF} - Sees The Doctor11 ahead and sends it his way.
3 : 24.01 {FF} - The Doctor11 can't take it.
3 : 24.06 {FF} - Its hard and tough but The Doctor11 wins possession.
3 : 24.1 {FF} - Heavy clash between drd23 and The Doctor11. drd23 comes off marginally better and collects the ball..
3 : 24.14 {rBP} - The ball is now with Spudregus_87.
3 : 24.18 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Deddy was well placed to clean up.
3 : 24.22 {CHB} - ThePuppetMaster on the end of this.
3 : 24.26 {lW} - Pumps it long for beez.
3 : 24.3 {lW} - beez can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 24.34 {rW} - hdecure with some space now.
3 : 24.38 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of sausageroll.
3 : 24.43 {CHF} - ThePuppetMaster claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 24.47 {CHF} - sausageroll assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 24.51 {rHFF} - A short kick to Christoh.
3 : 24.57 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 10.13.73
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Well... let's all catch our breaths! What a quarter from Metro! Seven goals one behind to one goal five behinds. The SA half-back line was firmly penetrated in that term and in the end looked loose and distended from the punishment they took. SA looked totally incapable of stemming the bloodflow and not even stuffing Rhodesy_Blues up there could slow the crimson rain of goals.

Isn't it funny how premature we can be in our analysis. With hindisght it's clear Metro were worried they wouldn't be able to run out the full game so, rather than hitting the front early and watching it get eroded in the last term, they've paced themselves to run out the full game. I Wholeheartedly expect them to demolish SA now and there's no doubt in my mind that The South Australians are going to need a truly special effort to keep the scoreline respectable and limit the damage tot their percentage which is clearly on the way. Let's see what dramatic conclusion this game will come to next!
 
Metro are on the march, SA are on the defensive, lets see who will triumph in this gripping game!
4 : 25 {C} - Big tap from Dagless.
4 : .1 {lW} - Dagless dances around Eth.
4 : .13 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : .18 {CHF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : .22 {CHF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : .26 {CHB} - ThePuppetMaster turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : .3 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : .34 {rHBF} - PooMonkey is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : .38 {lHFF} - A Bit High with the ball now.
4 : .43 {lFP} - Handballs over the top to Dagless.
4 : .46 {rFP} - A quick handpass to MisterMarto.
4 : .51 {rFP} - MisterMarto screws it round his body.
4 : .55 {rFP} - MisterMarto doesn't let us down.
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 11.13.79
SA get the first thanks to MisterMarto. Good work by Dagless to create that shot, he's been great in this game.
4 : .59 {C} - Dagless knocks the ball down.
4 : 1.07 {rW} - hdecure breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 1.12 {C} - Coopers receives his handpass.
4 : 1.15 {C} - I think he's legged his opponent though.
4 : 1.19 {lW} - beez with the ball now.
4 : 1.23 {lW} - Finds St Fly with a handball.
4 : 1.28 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Eth.
4 : 1.32 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 1.36 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 1.4 {rHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Striker475.
4 : 1.45 {rHFF} - Striker475 takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
4 : 1.48 {rHFF} - Striker475 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 1.52 {rW} - Long handpass to the running St Fly.
4 : 1.57 {lW} - beez screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 2.02 {lW} - beez brushes hdecure aside and takes the mark.
4 : 2.07 {lW} - beez looks downfield.
4 : 2.11 {lW} - Great bump by hdecure. beez has not moved.
4 : 2.15 {rW} - hdecure has a paddock.
4 : 2.19 {rW} - hdecure has time to take a bounce.
4 : 2.24 {rW} - Handpasses to FattyLumpkin.
4 : 2.28 {rW} - That's deliberate out of bounds.
4 : 2.31 {lW} - beez with the ball now.
4 : 2.35 {lW} - beez runs into hdecure and is getting up very slowly.
4 : 2.4 {rW} - Now hdecure has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.44 {CHF} - He just bombs away in the direction of sausageroll and ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 2.48 {CHF} - ThePuppetMaster will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 2.52 {CHB} - The bounce favours ThePuppetMaster and he is off and running.
4 : 2.57 {rW} - He kicks towards Easty and Homer.
4 : 3.01 {rW} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Homer.
4 : 3.04 {lW} - Homer with the ball now.
4 : 3.09 {lW} - Homer sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
This si a little embarressing for Easty, he can't chase down Homer.
4 : 3.13 {C} - Coopers on the end of this.
4 : 3.17 {C} - An underground handpass to Dagless.
4 : 3.21 {C} - Dagless attacks the goalface.
4 : 3.25 {C} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle..
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 12.13.85
This was not a part of the script, have Metro run out of legs already? Dagless has been fantastic and slots his second.
4 : 3.3 {C} - Dagless gets the ball down.
4 : 3.37 {lW} - Loopy_cam has possession.
4 : 3.42 {CHF} - sausageroll receives his handpass.
4 : 3.46 {CHF} - Great tackle by ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 3.5 {CHB} - ThePuppetMaster breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 3.54 {lHBF} - He handpasses to okeydoke7.
4 : 3.58 {lHBF} - Crunching tackle by Christoh.
4 : 4.03 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Christoh.
4 : 4.09 {rHFF} - okeydoke7 has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
4 : 4.13 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 4.17 {rHBF} - Finds PooMonkey with a handball.
4 : 4.21 {rHBF} - PooMonkey bounces the ball.
4 : 4.25 {rW} - PooMonkey touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 4.29 {rW} - Handballs over the top to St Fly.
4 : 4.33 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 4.37 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 4.41 {lW} - Now Homer has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 4.46 {lW} - Homer fifty-five out - backs himself.
4 : 4.5 {lW} - And he gets it.
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 13.13.91
Oh Easty is checking his man too loosely there and Homer thumps it through with a woohoo! The gap is back out to 16
4 : 4.54 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 5.02 {rW} - FattyLumpkin breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 5.06 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Dagless.
4 : 5.1 {rW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 5.15 {CHF} - sausageroll takes off on a lead.
4 : 5.19 {CHF} - But in the way is ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 5.23 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 takes off.
4 : 5.26 {rHBF} - Hands it off to PooMonkey.
4 : 5.31 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to okeydoke7.
4 : 5.35 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 5.39 {CHB} - ThePuppetMaster bounces the ball.
4 : 5.43 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards PooMonkey.
4 : 5.48 {rHBF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 5.52 {rHFF} - Christoh scoops up the ball.
4 : 5.55 {rHFF} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
4 : 6 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 has it.
4 : 6.04 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Eth.
4 : 6.1 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Easty.
4 : 6.15 {rW} - Easty is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 6.18 {rW} - Easty dances around Homer.
...Which is quite a big, elaborate dance...
4 : 6.22 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Eth.
4 : 6.26 {CHF} - A flat punt.
4 : 6.31 {CHF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Jonts.
4 : 6.35 {CHB} - Jonts turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 6.39 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to WishinAintGettin.
4 : 6.43 {C} - A short kick to Coopers.
4 : 6.47 {C} - Wise Guy Sam upset the marking attempt by Coopers.
4 : 6.51 {C} - Wise Guy Sam dances around Coopers.
4 : 6.55 {C} - Free kick for too high!.
4 : 7 {C} - Coopers sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 7.04 {C} - Coopers is crunched in a tackle by Wise Guy Sam.
4 : 7.08 {lW} - beez has possession.
4 : 7.11 {CHF} - He tries to find Freakie with a chip pass.
4 : 7.16 {CHF} - Jonts reads the play better and marks.
4 : 7.2 {CHB} - Jonts does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 7.24 {CHB} - Handpass to space. FattyLumpkin runs onto it.
4 : 7.28 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to WishinAintGettin.
4 : 7.33 {rHBF} - WishinAintGettin takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 7.37 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Jonts.
4 : 7.41 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 7.45 {rHBF} - SHocking kick and Gilbert_Hodge will take the mark.
4 : 7.49 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 7.53 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 7.57 {CHF} - Handpasses to Freakie.
4 : 8.01 {CHF} - Eth receives his handpass.
4 : 8.06 {CHF} - Crunching tackle by Dagless.
Oh, Eth was just lining up for goal but Dagless, who has been everywhere in this last term, chases him down.
4 : 8.1 {CHB} - Jonts takes off.
4 : 8.16 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 8.2 {rW} - beez drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 8.24 {rW} - hdecure breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 8.28 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 8.32 {lW} - That was illegal - and the free will go to Easty.
4 : 8.36 {rW} - So Easty ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 8.4 {rW} - Handballs to Eth.
4 : 8.45 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily Easty was well placed to clean up.
4 : 8.49 {rW} - Easty has a bounce.
4 : 8.53 {rW} - He handpasses to Deddy.
4 : 8.57 {rW} - Handpass to space. Easty runs onto it.
4 : 9.01 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 9.05 {CHF} - The ball drops short of Freakie.
4 : 9.09 {lHBF} - Mr Zero sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 9.13 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 9.18 {rW} - Too long for hdecure and beez marks.
4 : 9.22 {lW} - beez looking for a lead.
4 : 9.26 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 9.3 {CHF} - Jonts did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 9.34 {CHF} - The bounce favours Freakie and he is off and running.
4 : 9.38 {CHF} - What a tackle.
4 : 9.42 {CHB} - Jonts slowing down the play.
4 : 9.46 {lW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Homer.
4 : 9.51 {lW} - Easty drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 9.55 {rW} - Easty breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 9.59 {rW} - That's kicking in danger.
4 : 10.03 {lW} - Homer sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 10.07 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 10.11 {lW} - Boot to ball from Homer under pressure.
4 : 10.15 {lW} - That's a very important six points.
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 14.13.97
Homer's got two! Metro are once again incapable of keeping the ball in their half and SA are sprinting away here...
4 : 10.21 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
4 : 10.3 {lW} - Homer has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.34 {lW} - Almost a throw to Loopy_cam.
4 : 10.38 {lW} - Loopy_cam is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 10.42 {rW} - Easty signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 10.46 {rW} - Ooof. Homer blindsides Easty and I heard that from here.
4 : 10.5 {C} - Not enough pressure on Coopers.
4 : 10.54 {C} - Coopers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 10.58 {CHF} - He has another one.
4 : 11.03 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 11.07 {lHFF} - A Bit High juggles the ball but secures the mark.
4 : 11.11 {lHFF} - A Bit High wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 11.15 {rFP} - MisterMarto trying to offer a lead.
4 : 11.19 {rFP} - MisterMarto can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 11.23 {lBP} - doggies ftw wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 11.27 {lBP} - doggies ftw is tackled beautifully by MisterMarto.
4 : 11.31 {FF} - Nobody's checking The Doctor11.
4 : 11.36 {FF} - A quick snap from The Doctor11.
4 : 11.4 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle!
Vic Metro : 12.3.75
South Australia : 15.13.103
The Doc finally swings one through and he's happy as Larry. It's ballooned out to a 28 point lead and this is really looking ugly for Metro. Their fans are starting to pack up and leave.
4 : 11.44 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
4 : 11.52 {rW} - Easty picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 11.56 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 12 {lW} - A short kick to beez.
4 : 12.04 {lW} - beez uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
4 : 12.08 {lW} - So beez ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 12.13 - <<< cooney is coming on to replace Deddy >>>
4 : 12.21 {lW} - beez has it.
4 : 12.27 {lW} - beez crunched by hdecure! beez very slow to get up.
4 : 12.3 {lW} - Homer is now off and running.
4 : 12.36 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Dagless.
4 : 12.4 {lW} - Hands it off to FattyLumpkin.
4 : 12.43 {C} - Handpass to space. Coopers runs onto it.
4 : 12.48 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Homer.
4 : 12.52 {lW} - Homer has a bounce.
4 : 12.56 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 13 {rW} - What a shocking kick - straight to beez.
4 : 13.04 {lW} - Its hard and tough but beez wins possession.
4 : 13.08 {C} - Sees Wise Guy Sam out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 13.13 {C} - Coopers floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
Beez has had a lot of it but his disposal has left a little to be desired.
4 : 13.16 {rW} - hdecure picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 13.21 {rW} - hdecure ran into beez and came off second-best.
4 : 13.25 {lW} - A bit of space for beez to utilise.
4 : 13.29 {lW} - cooney runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 13.33 {lW} - Handpasses to St Fly.
4 : 13.37 {rW} - Sees Easty out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 13.41 {rW} - Easty appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 13.45 {rW} - Nobody's checking Easty.
4 : 13.49 {rW} - Passes to Eth by hand.
4 : 13.53 {rW} - Eth dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 13.58 {rW} - Easty kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
4 : 14.02 {C} - The ball is now with Coopers.
4 : 14.06 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 14.1 {C} - Coopers on the end of this.
4 : 14.15 {rW} - hdecure screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 14.18 {rW} - beez claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 14.22 {rW} - hdecure looking for a lead.
4 : 14.26 {lHFF} - A Bit High and PooMonkey jostle for position.
4 : 14.33 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 14.37 {lHFF} - A Bit High with all the time in the world.
4 : 14.41 {lHFF} - Good bump as A Bit High kicks - enough that the ball sprays over the boundary.
4 : 14.45 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 14.49 {lHBF} - Christoh rides okeydoke7 into the ground.
4 : 14.53 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Christoh.
4 : 14.58 {rHFF} - Christoh nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 15.01 {rHFF} - Flicks it to Dagless.
4 : 15.06 {rHFF} - Eth ducks into the tackle and emerges with the free.
4 : 15.1 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking okeydoke7.
4 : 15.14 {C} - A spearing pass towards Wise Guy Sam.
4 : 15.18 {C} - Wise Guy Sam runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
4 : 15.22 {C} - The ball is now with Wise Guy Sam.
4 : 15.26 {C} - Almost a throw to St Fly.
4 : 15.31 {C} - Someone call an ambulance for St Fly. Loopy_cam lined him up and did the job well..
4 : 15.34 {C} - Coopers has a paddock.
4 : 15.38 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Homer was well placed to clean up.
4 : 15.43 {lW} - Easty sews him up!.
4 : 15.47 {rW} - Easty looking for a lead.
4 : 15.51 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 15.55 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
4 : 16 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge slowing down the play.
4 : 16.03 {lHFF} - And that'll be a throw in... Wait... The umpire says its deliberate. I don't believe this.
Meanwhile around the grounds The Allies are thumping NSW&ACT. This could see them overtake Vic Metro on the ladder should they lose heavily here.
4 : 16.07 {lHBF} - Now Mr Zero has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.12 {lHBF} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
4 : 16.16 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Striker475.
4 : 16.2 {rHFF} - Quick hands to St Fly.
4 : 16.24 {rHFF} - cooney on the end of this.
4 : 16.28 {rHFF} - cooney has been penalised for a throw.
4 : 16.32 {lHBF} - Mr Zero slowing down the play.
4 : 16.38 {C} - He kicks towards Coopers and Wise Guy Sam.
4 : 16.43 {C} - The ball drops short of Coopers.
4 : 16.47 {rW} - With the ball is Easty.
4 : 16.51 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Gilbert_Hodge.
4 : 16.55 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge can't take it.
4 : 16.59 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 17.03 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to Freakie.
4 : 17.07 {CHF} - Quick hands to cooney under pressure.
4 : 17.12 {CHF} - Huge bump by FattyLumpkin on cooney.
4 : 17.16 {lHBF} - Mr Zero takes them on.
4 : 17.2 {C} - Hurried kick towards Coopers.
4 : 17.23 {C} - Wise Guy Sam reads the play better and marks.
4 : 17.28 {C} - Wise Guy Sam with the ball now.
4 : 17.32 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards Easty.
4 : 17.36 {rW} - Homer reads the kick best and marks well in front of Easty.
4 : 17.4 {lW} - Homer has a paddock.
4 : 17.45 {rW} - A poor handpass but hdecure is up to the challenge.
4 : 17.49 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Dagless.
4 : 17.53 {rW} - Dagless has a bounce.
4 : 17.57 {C} - He transfers play using Coopers.
4 : 18.01 {C} - Coopers takes that parallel to the ground..
4 : 18.05 {C} - Coopers takes off.
4 : 18.09 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 18.13 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily A Bit High was well placed to clean up.
4 : 18.17 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 18.22 {FF} - The Doctor11 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 18.25 {lBP} - doggies ftw has it.
4 : 18.3 {rHBF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 18.34 {rHBF} - PooMonkey marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 18.4 {rHBF} - PooMonkey slowing down the play.
4 : 18.45 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. cooney runs onto it.
4 : 18.48 {C} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 18.52 {C} - But straight to Coopers.
Both sides have been unable to hit a target in the last five minutes.
4 : 18.57 {C} - Coopers sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 19.01 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Homer.
4 : 19.05 {lW} - Homer sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
4 : 19.09 {lW} - The ball is now with Homer.
4 : 19.13 {rW} - He elects to use hdecure and kicks in that direction.
4 : 19.17 {rW} - hdecure spills the mark.
4 : 19.21 {rW} - hdecure has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 19.25 {rW} - Quick hands to FattyLumpkin under pressure.
4 : 19.3 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward sausageroll.
4 : 19.34 {CHF} - The ball drops short of sausageroll.
4 : 19.38 {CHF} - sausageroll weaves through the congestion.
4 : 19.42 {CHF} - sausageroll is chased down by ThePuppetMaster - great effort!.
4 : 19.46 {lHBF} - okeydoke7 picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 19.5 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Eth.
4 : 19.54 {C} - A kick towards Wise Guy Sam territory.
4 : 19.58 {C} - Wise Guy Sam gets too far under the ball.
4 : 20.02 {C} - The ball is now with Coopers.
Time is surely up for Metro, they're fighting hard but they just cannot get a clean kick into the forwardline. SA have tightened up and are just playing for time now.
4 : 20.07 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 20.11 {rHFF} - Christoh uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
4 : 20.15 {rHFF} - Christoh wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to FattyLumpkin.
4 : 20.23 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to A Bit High.
4 : 20.27 {CHF} - sausageroll screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 20.31 {CHF} - sausageroll is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 20.36 {CHF} - sausageroll sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 20.4 - <<< Bart is coming on to replace Rhodesy_Blues >>>
R_B did a demonlition job on Easty and comes off to mild applause from those South Australians who have made the hitchhike over.
4 : 20.5 {CHF} - sausageroll through heavy traffic.
4 : 20.54 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards A Bit High.
4 : 20.58 {lHFF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to PooMonkey.
4 : 21.02 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking PooMonkey.
4 : 21.06 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but cooney is up to the challenge.
4 : 21.1 {lW} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 21.15 {lW} - hdecure floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 21.19 {C} - Coopers tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 21.23 {C} - A slick handpass goes to FattyLumpkin.
4 : 21.27 {C} - Smashed by cooney.
4 : 21.31 {rW} - Easty with a little space.
4 : 21.35 {lW} - He handpasses to beez.
4 : 21.39 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Wise Guy Sam.
4 : 21.43 {C} - Coopers upset the marking attempt by Wise Guy Sam.
4 : 21.47 {C} - Wise Guy Sam has possession.
4 : 21.52 {C} - Wise Guy Sam fifty-five out - backs himself.
4 : 21.56 {C} - Across the face : one behind.
Vic Metro : 12.4.76
South Australia : 15.13.103
WGS finally gets into some space but pushes it right. The sting has gone out of this game a little as Metro know that they need more than 4 goals in 3 minutes.
4 : 22.04 {FB} - Nobody's checking Bart.
4 : 22.08 - <<< simba is coming on to replace sausageroll >>>
4 : 22.16 {FB} - Bart with the ball now.
4 : 22.21 {FB} - Fires out the handpass to Gus.
4 : 22.25 {rHBF} - A measured kick to WishinAintGettin.
4 : 22.29 {rHBF} - Gilbert_Hodge intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 22.33 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 22.37 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Freakie.
4 : 22.41 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 22.45 {FF} - Gus gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 22.51 {FF} - The ball is now with Juggalo Balla.
4 : 22.55 {FF} - Juggalo Balla has a shot at goal.
4 : 23 {FF} - The kick goes behind the posts. Minor score.
Vic Metro : 12.5.77
South Australia : 15.13.103
Percentage is going to be important with The Allies looking good at ANZ Stadium. Metro can't afford to let this margin widen.
4 : 23.08 {FB} - Bart wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.12 {rBP} - He kicks sideways towards Flanders.
4 : 23.16 {rBP} - No mark taken as Flanders and Speck wrestle for position.
4 : 23.2 {FF} - Juggalo Balla with the ball now.
4 : 23.24 - <<< Deddy is coming on to replace doggies ftw >>>
4 : 23.32 {FF} - Juggalo Balla signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 23.37 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for Juggalo Balla to aim at.
4 : 23.41 {FF} - I hesitate to say that Juggalo Balla has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Vic Metro : 12.6.78
South Australia : 15.13.103
Two bad misses in a minute for JB and he's looking pretty frustrated now.
4 : 23.49 {FB} - Flanders has it.
4 : 23.53 {rHBF} - He kicks towards WishinAintGettin and Gilbert_Hodge.
4 : 23.57 {rHBF} - WishinAintGettin spills the mark.
4 : 24.01 {lHFF} - Gilbert_Hodge looking for a lead.
4 : 24.06 {rHFF} - Striker475 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.1 {rHFF} - Striker475 slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Mr Zero.
4 : 24.14 {lHBF} - Mr Zero with the ball now.
4 : 24.18 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Dagless.
4 : 24.22 {lHBF} - Eth is going to get a free.
4 : 24.26 {CHF} - Freakie looks downfield.
4 : 24.3 {CHF} - There's been a change.
4 : 24.34 - <<< The Doctor11 is trading places with Homer >>>
4 : 24.43 {CHF} - Freakie looks downfield.
4 : 24.47 {CHF} - Flicks it to St Fly.
4 : 24.51 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to Striker475.
4 : 24.57 {rHFF} - Striker475 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Vic Metro : 12.6.78
South Australia : 15.13.103
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Match Over!
Well I don't think anyone saw that coming. Metro fell in a hole in the first half of that quarter to gift the game to South Australia. They have showed that they are a very capable team and brought their A-game in the first and last terms to put Metro to the sword. Metro gave a yelp in the third but threw it away and will need to look closely at their match fitness: this is the third last quarter in a row where they have looked terrible. Let's see who was influential in this game...
 
AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
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[B][COLOR=#b000d0]VM0 SENIORS Vs SA0 SENIORS[/COLOR][/B]
VM0               1    0        5    2        12   3        12   6    78       
SA0               5    6        9    8        10   13       15   13   103      
[B][COLOR=#b000d0]VM0        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  SA0         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt[/COLOR][/B]
[COLOR=blue]Spudregus_  0  7  3  7  1  1  2  0  0   43[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Flanders     0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    8[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]drd23       0  7  3  3  1  0  1  0  0   37[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Gus          0  2  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    8[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Deddy       0  9  0  12 4  6  0  0  0   73[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Bart         0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]PooMonkey   0  6  4  11 1  1  2  0  0   51[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]WishinAint   0  3  1  3  5  2  0  0  0   40[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]ThePuppetM  0  8  2  3  1  0  0  0  0   40[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Jonts        0  7  9  6  3  0  0  0  0   72[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]okeydoke7   0  6  1  7  1  1  0  0  0   40[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Mr Zero      0  4  3  7  0  1  1  0  0   33[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Easty       0  9  2  12 2  0  2  0  0   59[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]hdecure      0  12 5  9  0  2  1  1  1   75[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Wise Guy S  0  5  2  12 2  1  1  0  2   53[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Coopers      0  14 6  12 1  2  1  0  1   88[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]beez        0  13 12 17 1  1  3  2  0  117[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]The Doctor   0  9  1  0  0  1  0  3  6   55[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Striker475  0  1  3  5  0  0  0  0  1   23[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Christoh     0  4  8  11 5  1  5  1  0   70[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Freakie     0  3  0  6  1  0  0  1  0   31[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]simba        0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Gilbert_Ho  0  6  7  10 1  0  1  3  0   78[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]A Bit High   0  8  9  8  2  1  1  0  1   74[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]DemonJim    0  3  0  1  1  0  0  3  0   33[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]MisterMart   0  3  0  0  1  0  0  1  2   21[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Juggalo Ba  0  4  0  0  0  0  0  1  3   21[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Homer        0  4  4  8  0  1  1  2  0   50[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Speck       0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Andonis199   0  2  0  0  1  0  0  1  1   17[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]St Fly      10 11 0  11 4  1  1  1  0   85[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Dagless      15 13 0  8  2  1  4  2  1   80[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]cooney      0  4  1  6  1  1  1  0  0   29[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]FattyLumpk   0  5  0  9  5  1  1  0  0   51[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Eth         0  15 0  13 4  4  1  1  0   94[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Loopy_cam    0  8  0  9  8  4  0  1  0   84[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]eth_dog     0  4  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   19[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]sausagerol   0  13 4  6  0  0  1  2  0   72[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]doggies ft  0  7  7  10 0  1  2  0  0   57[/COLOR]  [COLOR=green]Rhodesy_Bl   0  9  7  7  0  0  1  1  0   65[/COLOR]
For South Australia Jonts, hdecure and Coopers continured to show promise while Dagless was fantastic in the ruck and around the ground. The Doctor11 could have buried Metro but his accuracy was atrocious, with only three goals from nine scoring shots. Rhodesy_Blues was phenomenal against Easty and Homer got into the game as soon as he was moved onto the hapless Metro Co-Captain. For Metro, beez got a heap of it but wasn't as effective as he would have liked. Eth was servicable while Gilbert_Hodge and DemonJim were exciting infront of goals.
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            [B]VM0[/B]   [B]SA0[/B]
Hitouts   : 10   15 
Kicks     : 128  123 
Marks     : 48   58 
Handballs : 148  107 
Tackles   : 26   33 
Frees For : 18   17 
Frees Ag. : 17   18 
Goals     : 12   15 
Behinds   : 6    13

GOAL BY GOAL :
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[B][COLOR=#b000d0]First Quarter :[/COLOR][/B]
5.15 - Goal to DemonJim (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - VM0 by 6 point(s).[/COLOR]
7.08 - Behind to A Bit High (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - VM0 by 5 point(s).[/COLOR]
9.01 - Behind to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - VM0 by 4 point(s).[/COLOR]
10.15 - Goal to Rhodesy_Blues (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 2 point(s).[/COLOR]
10.38 - Behind to hdecure (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 3 point(s).[/COLOR]
11.23 - Goal to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 9 point(s).[/COLOR]
12.52 - Goal to Christoh (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 15 point(s).[/COLOR]
13.45 - Goal to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 21 point(s).[/COLOR]
14.33 - Behind to MisterMarto (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 22 point(s).[/COLOR]
15.14 - Goal to Andonis1997 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 28 point(s).[/COLOR]
19.05 - Rushed behind to SA0[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 29 point(s).[/COLOR]
24.06 - Behind to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 30 point(s).[/COLOR]
[B][COLOR=#b000d0]Second Quarter :[/COLOR][/B]
1.15 - Behind to MisterMarto (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 31 point(s).[/COLOR]
4.03 - Behind to Striker475 (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 30 point(s).[/COLOR]
7.11 - Goal to Dagless (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 36 point(s).[/COLOR]
8.45 - Goal to DemonJim (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 30 point(s).[/COLOR]
10.21 - Goal to DemonJim (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 24 point(s).[/COLOR]
13.21 - Behind to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 25 point(s).[/COLOR]
14.45 - Goal to sausageroll (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 31 point(s).[/COLOR]
18.3 - Goal to Loopy_cam (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 37 point(s).[/COLOR]
19.42 - Behind to Juggalo Balla (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 36 point(s).[/COLOR]
20.31 - Goal to Gilbert_Hodge (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 30 point(s).[/COLOR]
21.19 - Goal to hdecure (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 36 point(s).[/COLOR]
21.56 - Goal to Gilbert_Hodge (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 30 point(s).[/COLOR]
[B][COLOR=#b000d0]Third Quarter :[/COLOR][/B]
.51 - Behind to Wise Guy Sam (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 29 point(s).[/COLOR]
1.57 - Goal to Eth (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 23 point(s).[/COLOR]
3.17 - Behind to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 24 point(s).[/COLOR]
5.35 - Behind to Dagless (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 25 point(s).[/COLOR]
6.04 - Goal to sausageroll (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 31 point(s).[/COLOR]
6.26 - Goal to beez (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 25 point(s).[/COLOR]
7.28 - Goal to Freakie (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 19 point(s).[/COLOR]
8.28 - Goal to Juggalo Balla (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 13 point(s).[/COLOR]
9.3 - Rushed behind to SA0[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 14 point(s).[/COLOR]
16.43 - Goal to beez (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 8 point(s).[/COLOR]
17.28 - Behind to Coopers (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 9 point(s).[/COLOR]
20.02 - Goal to St Fly (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 3 point(s).[/COLOR]
20.4 - Goal to Gilbert_Hodge (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - VM0 by 3 point(s).[/COLOR]
22.33 - Behind to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - VM0 by 2 point(s).[/COLOR]
[B][COLOR=#b000d0]Final Quarter :[/COLOR][/B]
.59 - Goal to MisterMarto (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 4 point(s).[/COLOR]
3.3 - Goal to Dagless (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 10 point(s).[/COLOR]
4.54 - Goal to Homer (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 16 point(s).[/COLOR]
10.21 - Goal to Homer (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 22 point(s).[/COLOR]
11.44 - Goal to The Doctor11 (SA0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 28 point(s).[/COLOR]
22 - Behind to Wise Guy Sam (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 27 point(s).[/COLOR]
23.04 - Behind to Juggalo Balla (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 26 point(s).[/COLOR]
23.45 - Behind to Juggalo Balla (VM0)[COLOR=gray] - SA0 by 25 point(s).[/COLOR]

TIME ON GROUND :
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[B][COLOR=#b000d0]VM0[/COLOR][/B]
eth_dog              [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]29.5 (Off)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 30%[/COLOR][/B]
drd23                [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Striker475           [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red].22 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]14.41 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 85%[/COLOR][/B]
PooMonkey            [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Spudregus_87         [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
okeydoke7            [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]17.4 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]45.11 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 72%[/COLOR][/B]
Easty                [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Wise Guy Sam         [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
beez                 [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
DemonJim             [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]14.41 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]24.14 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 90%[/COLOR][/B]
Freakie              [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Gilbert_Hodge        [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
ThePuppetMaster      [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]24.14 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]29.5 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 94%[/COLOR][/B]
Juggalo Balla        [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Speck                [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
St Fly               [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Deddy                [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]87.13 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]98.24 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 89%[/COLOR][/B]
Eth                  [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
cooney               [COLOR=red]0 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green].22 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]45.11 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]87.13 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 57%[/COLOR][/B]
doggies ftw          [COLOR=red]0 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]17.4 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]98.24 (Off)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 80%[/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR=#b000d0]SA0[/COLOR][/B]
simba                [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]35.46 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]97.08 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 38%[/COLOR][/B]
Gus                  [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Homer                [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
FattyLumpkin         [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Jonts                [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Mr Zero              [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
hdecure              [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Coopers              [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Rhodesy_Blues        [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]95.4 (Off)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 95%[/COLOR][/B]
Christoh             [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
MisterMarto          [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
A Bit High           [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
sausageroll          [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]97.08 (Off)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 97%[/COLOR][/B]
The Doctor11         [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Andonis1997          [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Dagless              [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
WishinAintGettin     [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Loopy_cam            [COLOR=green]0 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 100%[/COLOR][/B]
Flanders             [COLOR=red]0 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]35.46 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 63%[/COLOR][/B]
Bart                 [COLOR=red]0 (Off)[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]95.4 (On)[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=green]Total : 4%[/COLOR][/B]
Total :  3600               Average :  90


MATCH-UPS :
  • While not all all one-way, PooMonkey was slightly more polished than A Bit High. - 95m from 1 to 96.
  • Neither getting, near the ball much, Andonis1997 was way too good for eth_dog. - 19m from 7 to 26.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, Spudregus_87 had Andonis1997's measure. - 2m from 72 to 74.
  • Neither getting, near the ball much, ThePuppetMaster was way too good for Andonis1997. - 28m from 31 to 59.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Bart and DemonJim - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 1m from 97 to 98.
  • While not all all one-way, beez was slightly more polished than hdecure. - 96m from 0 to 96.
  • Toe to toe throughout, Christoh did well against doggies ftw. - 47m from 19 to 66.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that Christoh had the better game against okeydoke7 - although there was very little in it. - 95m from 0 to 95.
  • In a resume-material performance, Coopers had Wise Guy Sam's measure. - 86m from 11 to 97.
  • In an epic battle, St Fly and Dagless were evenly matched. - 100m from 0 to 100.
  • In an epic battle, Deddy and FattyLumpkin were evenly matched. - 56m from 30 to 86.
  • Toe to toe throughout, not much between Deddy and WishinAintGettin - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 24m from 3 to 27.
  • Toe to toe throughout, DemonJim was slightly more polished than Homer. - 7m from 28 to 35.
  • Neither getting, near the ball much, DemonJim gave Mr Zero a bit of a touch-up. - 3m from 2 to 5.
  • In quite a tussle, Homer had the better of Easty. - 26m from 70 to 96.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Rhodesy_Blues did well against Easty. - 65m from 0 to 65.
  • In an epic battle, Eth and Loopy_cam were hard to separate - though Eth was slightly more effective. - 99m from 0 to 99.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, FattyLumpkin did well against cooney. - 12m from 87 to 99.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, FattyLumpkin beat Gilbert_Hodge today - but not by much. - 14m from 1 to 15.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Flanders was slightly more polished than Speck. - 54m from 44 to 98.
  • Bordering on a training run, I'm not sure that what Jonts did to Freakie should be entirely legal. - 98m from 1 to 99.
  • Bordering on a training run, I'm not sure that what Gilbert_Hodge did to WishinAintGettin should be entirely legal. - 66m from 33 to 99.
  • Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that Gus had the better game against Juggalo Balla - although there was very little in it. - 70m from 28 to 98.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, ThePuppetMaster came out tops over the brave Homer. - 3m from 2 to 5.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, cooney was slightly more polished than MisterMarto. - 29m from 9 to 38.
  • Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, doggies ftw did very well against MisterMarto. - 25m from 68 to 93.
  • Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Mr Zero won the bout with Striker475. - 73m from 27 to 100.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, simba had the better of Speck. - 0m from 28 to 28.
  • In an enthralling contest, sausageroll did very well against Spudregus_87. - 58m from 5 to 63.
  • In quite a tussle, drd23 came out tops over the brave The Doctor11. - 79m from 7 to 86.
  • While worlds were set on fire, I'm not sure that what ThePuppetMaster did to sausageroll should be entirely legal. - 32m from 64 to 96.
Well that's it from Etihad. Join us next week for Metro looking for redemption against NSW&ACT in Canberra while South Australia host Vic Country.
 
Damn. Focus on next match now and redeem ourselves boys!
 
Disappointing effort from Metro... I did a bit of a Cyril where I was there for some important plays in the game... but then went missing in the second half. Although some poor delivery to the forward line...
 

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