joyful
Debutant
- Jun 29, 2021
- 132
- 362
- AFL Club
- Port Adelaide
Brilliant preview shewho!
I wouldn’t say I hate the crows, my feelings towards them are much the same as those I have of my ex, probably best described as apathetic disdain, and the fact that I am forced to be reminded of the existence of them both on a semi regular basis is really quite irritating.
Apparently my ex is a ‘crows fan’, the first I heard of this was toward the end of the marriage when they told me that they “probably preferred the crows, as they had never met a decent port fan”. Nothing more was observed until my son began his illustrious, albeit short lived, Auskick career (another promising young star lost to fortnite it would seem) at which point the ex became the ‘worlds biggest crows fan’ and was constantly decked out in full clown colours, thankfully that seems to have been diminishing since ‘17, although you can guarantee the trackies will make an appearance after a port loss.
Which leads me to a question, does anyone actually know a proper Crows supporter? I’m not sure I’ve ever encountered one in the wild, with all those I do have the misfortune of meeting I could group them into one of 3 categories: those that see it as a status symbol, those who hate Port, and the strangest ones; those who hate a Port supporter? (Yes Aunty, I know you had a lousy childhood and blame your father, but you are in your 60’s and he’s been dead for years, is it really fair to throw so much venom at a football club and it’s supporters just because it was the team your dad followed?)
Anyway, would love to see a belting, but any win without injuries will do me just fine!
I wouldn’t say I hate the crows, my feelings towards them are much the same as those I have of my ex, probably best described as apathetic disdain, and the fact that I am forced to be reminded of the existence of them both on a semi regular basis is really quite irritating.
Apparently my ex is a ‘crows fan’, the first I heard of this was toward the end of the marriage when they told me that they “probably preferred the crows, as they had never met a decent port fan”. Nothing more was observed until my son began his illustrious, albeit short lived, Auskick career (another promising young star lost to fortnite it would seem) at which point the ex became the ‘worlds biggest crows fan’ and was constantly decked out in full clown colours, thankfully that seems to have been diminishing since ‘17, although you can guarantee the trackies will make an appearance after a port loss.
Which leads me to a question, does anyone actually know a proper Crows supporter? I’m not sure I’ve ever encountered one in the wild, with all those I do have the misfortune of meeting I could group them into one of 3 categories: those that see it as a status symbol, those who hate Port, and the strangest ones; those who hate a Port supporter? (Yes Aunty, I know you had a lousy childhood and blame your father, but you are in your 60’s and he’s been dead for years, is it really fair to throw so much venom at a football club and it’s supporters just because it was the team your dad followed?)
Anyway, would love to see a belting, but any win without injuries will do me just fine!





