Mobbs
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Welcome one and all to the Mags & QT Bar & Grill for this esteemed occasion - the announcement of the inaugural Hall of Famers for the Sweet FA.
Never before, in the history of the Earth, has there been such an inaugural announcement of Sweet FA Hall of Fame inductees. This is truly an auspicious, humbling event, one that is certain to go down in the annals of time as an occasion worthy of awe. All attending are likely to increase their total surface area just by being here.
My name is Melvyn, and I will be your host for tonight.
How was the Hall of Fame envisioned? Some say it was conceived in that small telephone booth just outside the door of this very establishment. But no, in actuality it was loopy_cam - the rugged, sluggard and often buggered Baghdad Bombers captain, I believe, who first raised the issue with a public declaration suggesting that such an accolade be bestowed.
loopy himself is a stalwart of the competition, and would have to be considered a legend of the game. But his thoughts were not of himself, but of the league as a whole, and it's majestic populace of entertaining joy-givers and elite athletes across the competition. Therefore, here we are gathered, all dressed in our underwear (some in each other's), to pay tribute to the stars of the game, new and old.
The Sweet FA began in 2001, with 7 teams. It grew to as many as 14 teams, but has since been refined to a more manageable and compact eight. Over those years, one thousand, two hundred and seventy-six individual players (not counting listed recruits that never played) have taken the field, in one thousand, two hundred and eighty-eight premiership season games and finals, over thirteen seasons. The Bigfooty Fantasy Footy Forum has played host to just under four thousand threads, and just under two hundred thousand individual posts. That's a lot of big numbers. Except for the thirteen, that's a smaller number.
Twenty-six different clubs have competed over the years. There have been thirteen premierships won, from fourteen grand finals. Sixteen best & fairest awards have been hung around the necks of fourteen players. But there has never been a player officially inducted as a Hall of Famer.
Tonight, this changes.
Nominations for the Hall of Fame were accepted at Committee level and polled to select six inductees. Those inductees are your Gods tonight. Hail to the kings, baby! Many totally deserving players have unfortunately missed out this time around, but we expect to see them honoured at future presentations.
The business of the night will commence shortly, leading progressively up to the player who received the most votes. The number of votes themselves are not relevant, but I feel it is important to be express with clarity the most overwhelming choice of all at the apex of the announcements.
So please enjoy the fine fare on offer as we approach the announcement of the first Sweet FA Hall of Fame inductees.
It's just about time.
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Announcements will begin in ten minutes give or take.