I think the 5 year plan has something to do with how often he washes his hair. Bastard looks like he's only used shampoo once in the last 5 years."Essendon is notorious for not having won a final since September 4, 2004 and is mocked routinely by opposition fans for the streak, which now stands at 6311 days."
Roll out a 5 year plan and then keep the same old boring - no impact - captain.