T-shirts

[brampta]

This is a thread inspired by an outing to the local pub during the week. I saw a guy wearing an orange t-shirt with the words "its all good" printed on it. I was pretty impressed to see my favourite catch phrase embodied in fashion.

I'm not usually a fan of novelty t-shirts but I've seen some great ones lately. I remember seeing the "Pike. Just do nothing" t-shirt at the Vic markets and thought that that t-shirt in particular would go down well with a few people I know.

A blonde friend of mine had a t-shirt with written instructions on it of how to wear it. "Insert arms here, neck goes here..."

So just for something different, what are some of the funniest or interesting things written on t-shirts. Or do you have a great idea for a novelty t-shirt? (eg. my friends and I are looking at marketing a sequined t-shirt for nightclubs that reads "no thru road" to try and stop people from moving through us all the time!)

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

well i luv my Playboy t-shirt (and so do a lot of the footy players ehehe) and i got one that says WiCkEd AsS! Oh and i saw this girl with one that says 'Barbie is a ****' and i just HAVE to find it in the shops and get it or i will die. There r some good ones that say things like sikbitch and other cheeky things but to me theyre kinda cheapo and i luv my simple designer ones betta!

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
well i luv my Playboy t-shirt

I like it too!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

Originally posted by Dan26


I like it too!

u haven't seen my Britney one yet

 

[M29]

I'm going to make one with TWAT™ typed across the front of it. Easy to do with a printer and an Iron.

The best one I've seen was one with a picture of the Fonze on it, smiling and giving a thumb up, and the caption underneath saying "I f*cked Your girlfriend"

Another amusing one I have seen is one with HIRED GOONS written across the back. That made me laugh.

A few others I have seen on the net, some of which are pretty full on include one captions
"I f*ck nuns"
"I f*cked your daughter"
"Programmers do it until it MHZ"

I have a few more ideas for t shirts, but the are all patent pending.

 

[M29]

Originally posted by Dan26


I like it too!

Yeah, I might like her t shirt too. If she soaked it in ice cold water.

 

[brampta]

Originally posted by M29
I'm going to make one with TWAT™ typed across the front of it. Easy to do with a printer and an Iron.

The best one I've seen was one with a picture of the Fonze on it, smiling and giving a thumb up, and the caption underneath saying "I f*cked Your girlfriend"

Another amusing one I have seen is one with HIRED GOONS written across the back. That made me laugh.

A few others I have seen on the net, some of which are pretty full on include one captions
"I f*ck nuns"
"I f*cked your daughter"
"Programmers do it until it MHZ"

I have a few more ideas for t shirts, but the are all patent pending.

Sweet as. I admire people who have the creativity and wit to come up with good ones.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

wot about stickers n stuff that u can get made up...i got one for my car that says Barbie mobile in fluro pink coz mum says i look like Barbie drivin it and i also got one that says 100% Footy **** and has got this kewl pink spider next to it!

 

[M29]

Favourite bumper stickers:
"Dont Laugh. Your daughter is in the back."
"Virgin Sergeon"
"Virgin Converstion Mobile Unit"

 

[Mobbs]

We had tee shirts made up for the Lynch Mob back when he was at Fitzroy, that stated on the back ... well ... go judge for yerself :

I thought it was sweet

 

[X_box_X]

hahaha, thats a beauty Mobbers. I like it

 

[Darky]

I'm not into slogans or anything - most of my T-shirts are bogan black band t-shirts, got zillions of those.

 

[eagleskickass]

Most of the clothes i wear are eagles clothes
I plan to add a couple more items when i come to perth, some cheapish t-shirts maybe

 

[Blues_Brat]

Last t-shirt I saw in a shop that I liked was one with the Nike logo crossed out and saying "Just Stop It" .. more political than funny, but it appealed to me.

Has anyone seen the "Bob The Boozer - Can we drink it?" t-shirts, I have heard about them but haven't seen one yet.

 

[DEES RULE!]

I saw a t-shirt that Lioness would love....
It said: "Goddess- i. ~dictionary definition of goddess~
ii. in other words ME"

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

aaah my goooood i can't believe i forgot to mention my 'Mum's little ****' T-shirt!!! It's Mambo and its got this innocent lil blonde girl on it so cuwte and Mum luvs it

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
aaah my goooood i can't believe i forgot to mention my 'Mum's little ****' T-shirt!!! It's Mambo and its got this innocent lil blonde girl on it so cuwte and Mum luvs it

This girl I met at camp had a "barbie is a **** top" and I also saw this top saying "mean people suck" and "pretty, popular, rich, sex-kitten... for more information call 1800-me"

 

[lioness]

Mobbers, that's just beautiful. lol

Myself and my fellow Denny Snobs are planning our own line of t-shirts - purple of course for the royalty that we are, and the t-shirts will say 'Denny Snobs - as written about in Vanity Fair' and stuff like that. And bumper stickers and hopefully a song.

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!
I saw a t-shirt that Lioness would love....
It said: "Goddess- i. ~dictionary definition of goddess~
ii. in other words ME"

hehehehe sounds like it was made for me.

 

[Macca19]

I saw two shirts that i MUST have

one: has a picture of the fonz from Happy Days on it with his thumbs up and a speech bubble saying "I F*cked Your Girlfriend"....ive never laughed so much at a t shirt in my life!!!

Two: is one of those shirts with the stick figure men on them..similar to those pictures you see on toilets. Has one guy smoking a bong, another guy with a guitar, and another guy having intercourse with a chick. My mate saw it and said "oh my god, this shirt was made for Macca"....and i must agree....i have to have that shirt.

All those stick figure shirts are funny tho

 

[M29]

Re: Re: T-shirts

Originally posted by Macca19
I saw two shirts that i MUST have

one: has a picture of the fonz from Happy Days on it with his thumbs up and a speech bubble saying "I F*cked Your Girlfriend"....ive never laughed so much at a t shirt in my life!!!

Macca, thats the one one of my mates has. He got it from propaganda.

 

[iceman]

Re: Re: T-shirts

Originally posted by Macca19

one: has a picture of the fonz from Happy Days on it with his thumbs up and a speech bubble saying "I F*cked Your Girlfriend"....ive never laughed so much at a t shirt in my life!!!

I want that shirt!!!

 

[Santos L Helper]

Re: Re: T-shirts

Originally posted by Macca19
I saw two shirts that i MUST have


Two: is one of those shirts with the stick figure men on them..similar to those pictures you see on toilets. Has one guy smoking a bong, another guy with a guitar, and another guy having intercourse with a chick. My mate saw it and said "oh my god, this shirt was made for Macca"....and i must agree....i have to have that shirt.

All those stick figure shirts are funny tho

Macca, this shirt would be perfect except that you don't play guitar and you never score with chicks.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


This girl I met at camp had a "barbie is a **** top" and I also saw this top saying "mean people suck" and "pretty, popular, rich, sex-kitten... for more information call 1800-me"

ooooh my GOD i really want that barbie shirt i saw one the other day on a girl....u dont happen to kno where she got it do ya? Im thinkin perhaps Dangerfield may have it?

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk


ooooh my GOD i really want that barbie shirt i saw one the other day on a girl....u dont happen to kno where she got it do ya? Im thinkin perhaps Dangerfield may have it?

I really have no idea where she got it from, sorry.
Try Dangerfield or there is a shop near Ackland that sells funny shirts like that they might have it