The Feel good thread !!

[Cap]

A Power supporter and myself are compiling a list of the good things about being a Crows supporter and/or a Power supporter. But I am stuck so i need some help with my list I have done one for both the Power and the Crows being the nice guy I am.
apologies if this thread is making any one physically ill with is patheticness but it really does have a purpose.

Great Things About Being A Crows Supporter

You have a full set of Teeth
The best insult thrown at you is chardonnay sipper (this may offend some Red wine drinkers)
You can afford to go to the football and the Royal Adelaide Show
You don’t need to turn a page on the local paper to be reading about your team.
We got rid of a few of those Pollies who jumped on the Port Power Bandwagon – good riddance we already have enough supporters.
Every where you look you see the Blue, Red and Gold


Great Things About Being A Power Supporter

You can go to dentists who charge by the tooth
Personal Hygiene isn’t an issue
You don’t need to think about any family conversation around the dinner table the TV does it for you.
The new restrictions at Adelaide Oval Members wing wont effect you.
XF falcons are almost back in fashion


any thoughts or have i just about fixed it up ?

 

[dA Crow]

I was gunna say, that since the release of the Port Premiership DVD, the actually theft of DVD's players has shot through the roof in South Australia, but I wont because it's just mean

 

[Mad Dog]

Great Things About Being A Power Supporter

Taxation is actually a blessing

 

[Mad Dog]

Great Things About Being A Crows Supporter

Being able to tell the difference between your girlfriend and your mother

 

[dA Crow]

Great Things About Being A Crows Supporter

Being able to tell the difference between your girlfriend and your mother

Haha ouch

 

[noddy]

One of the best things of being a Crow supporter is that your not a Pap supporter.

Unless your KG or someone like him then your probably past all help anyway.

 

[Arsene Wenger]

good thing about being a PAP supporter is not having to support soft ***** such as reilly burton bock hentschell

 

[dA Crow]

good thing about being a PAP supporter is not having to support soft ***** such as reilly burton bock hentschell

But I would imagine you can support that sort of thing single handedly

 

[noddy]

good thing about being a PAP supporter is not having to support soft ***** such as reilly burton bock hentschell

Reilly is definitely not a soft ********.

Hentshcell i have not seen him do anything for him to be labeled a soft ********.

How can you call Burton a soft ******** when he took on Montgomery & C Cornes at the same time ??

Bock, ok i'll give you that one.

 

[GrandfinalGurus]

Good thing about being a Power Supporter is you have more than 1 "Dad" at christmas time, so you get more cartons of ciggies!!!

 

[Crowked]

good thing about being a PAP supporter is not having to support soft ***** such as reilly burton bock hentschell

Yeh, good one.

Arson Finger, you have to come up with something new every now and then mate.

 

[_espoir]

But I would imagine you can support that sort of thing single handedly

haha! first thing i've laughed at on this thread!

 

[Alex99]

Good thing about being a power fan….


You are busy every Thursday and Friday fortnights by putting in your dole form and then going to see you parole officer ending the day with a counter meal at the local pub.


Good thing about being a crow’s fan…


You can comprehend that these posts a just in fun and shouldn’t be taken to serious

 

[Cap]

Good thing about being a crow’s fan…


You can comprehend that these posts a just in fun and shouldn’t be taken to serious

hear hear

i'll put that down as a keen sense of humour

 

[Stiffy_18]

But I would imagine you can support that sort of thing single handedly

Absolutel gold

 

[mymansyd]

Geezus, Cricket season is boring....

 

[Crowked]

This is a bit off track but it made me feel good, so I guess it fits the thread.



Two young Port Power girls walk into a David Jones store, walk up to
the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it: "That's quite nice, innit, don't ya fink, Cheryl?"

Yeah, what's it called?"

"Viens a moi."

"VIENS A MOI, what the f*ck does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
French for "come to me".

Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That
doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you,
Cheryl?"

 

[Mad Dog]

This is a bit off track but it made me feel good, so I guess it fits the thread.



Two young Port Power girls walk into a David Jones store, walk up to
the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it: "That's quite nice, innit, don't ya fink, Cheryl?"

Yeah, what's it called?"

"Viens a moi."

"VIENS A MOI, what the f*ck does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
French for "come to me".

Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That
doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you,
Cheryl?"

yeah I'll pay that - but only because I'm bored !

 

[Crowked]

yeah I'll pay that - but only because I'm bored !

Join the club friend, or is it a franchise. mmmmmmm?

Anyway heres another that might amuse.



A policeman is in a morgue finishing off some paperwork, when he sees a

naked body lying face down on a table. Upon further inspection, he

notices a cork stuck in the body's anus. Curiosity gets the better of

him and he gently removes the cork.

All of a sudden the policeman hears "It's the Power to win, we never

give in," so he quickly replaces the cork and rushes to find the

morgue attendant. When he finds him, he takes the attendant to the

body and instructs him to remove the cork.

The attendant, looking a little puzzled, removes the cork and suddenly

"It's the Power to win, we never give in" can be heard once more.

The policeman asks the attendant if he has ever experienced anything like
that before.

The attendant looks at the policeman in surprise and says to him ....

"Of course I have!!..... Thousands of assholes sing that song !!"

 

[Alex99]

A policeman is in a morgue finishing off some paperwork, when he sees a

naked body lying face down on a table. Upon further inspection, he

notices a cork stuck in the body's anus. Curiosity gets the better of

him and he gently removes the cork.

All of a sudden the policeman hears "It's the Power to win, we never

give in," so he quickly replaces the cork and rushes to find the

morgue attendant. When he finds him, he takes the attendant to the

body and instructs him to remove the cork.

The attendant, looking a little puzzled, removes the cork and suddenly

"It's the Power to win, we never give in" can be heard once more.

The policeman asks the attendant if he has ever experienced anything like
that before.

The attendant looks at the policeman in surprise and says to him ....

"Of course I have!!..... Thousands of assholes sing that song !!"

Pure gold………..********s on the first attempt

 

[dA Crow]

On the subject of Port jokes how about ...

2 Port Supporters on the way to work ....

 

[Crowked]

On the subject of Port jokes how about ...

2 Port Supporters on the way to work ....

hehehehhe

From cell block D to the numberplate workshop.

 

[Alex99]

On the subject of Port jokes how about ...

2 Port Supporters on the way to work ....

As the AFL used to say


“ l like to see that”

 

[PAFC2004]

Haha, having a full set of teeth? Most of your supporters may have a full set of teeth, but as there are a hell of a lot of 70+ year olds, chances are they are fake.
Come up with something decent, not that stereotypical crap saying we are all criminals who lack a full set of teeth. That's just stupid.

 

[maccas_no1]

Haha, having a full set of teeth? Most of your supporters may have a full set of teeth, but as there are a hell of a lot of 70+ year olds, chances are they are fake.
Come up with something decent, not that stereotypical crap saying we are all criminals who lack a full set of teeth. That's just stupid.

See once again, no sense of humor