Games & Recreation The form slump thread

[Rod Stroker]

Guess the bloke in this thread that's read The Game

I was going to call it out myself but I thought I'd give him enough rope to see if he was going to suggest to the OP to use "Peacock Theory".

/Mystery

 

[The Passenger]

Is it possible it's just the stench of desperation? Not having a go, but a girl can smell the slightest bit of nervousness or excitement even when you think you're perfectly normal. There's no greater turnoff.

massive reason. and it is a serious downward spiral once you start to hit desperation stage as most fellas do around the two month period.

 

[King Elvis]

I'm going through a strong patch of form at present, one of my best, intend to ride it as long as I can.

BACCS; you out this weekend?

 

[Gus]

A mate of mine has regular form slumps (hes the kind of guy who shops at rivers).

To fix this we just go to eve.

BACCS, take note. Eve sounds alot like HQ. Go to HQ. Acquire ****s.

 

[premiers06]

Went out last night, form slump over. Went to have a few beers with mates to help celebrate me cleaning up at the tab chatted with a girl. Saw her later and within like 2 seconds were hooking up and took her back to mine Was pretty drunk and woke up with a hickey but glad the slump is over

 

[NSWCROW]

Haven't pulled a wellington boot that i didn't pay for in 10 years
Gave up trying to pull a legit one ages ago....not worth the grief !!!!

 

[EagleMan87]

Haven't pulled a wellington boot that i didn't pay for in 10 years
Gave up trying to pull a legit one ages ago....not worth the grief !!!!

lol

You'd be better off moving to Thailand if that's the case.

 

[electricfeel]

Congrats on ending the form slump.

I didn't read this thread until now so my input is probably useless now. But what I was going to say is that perhaps her girlfriends influenced her to not hook up with you. Girlfriends have a very strong influence on their friends. They've could said something along the lines of "OMG. Don't do it, he totally looks like your ex!" and convinced her to pull out. Don't always assume it's you! Also she could've gone to the toilet in between time and found out she got her period. Disgusting, I know, but that is also a possibility

 

[pezz]

Haven't pulled a wellington boot that i didn't pay for in 10 years
Gave up trying to pull a legit one ages ago....not worth the grief !!!!

We all pay bro, one way or another we all pay

 

[r dub 19]

Congrats on ending the form slump.

I didn't read this thread until now so my input is probably useless now. But what I was going to say is that perhaps her girlfriends influenced her to not hook up with you. Girlfriends have a very strong influence on their friends. They've could said something along the lines of "OMG. Don't do it, he totally looks like your ex!" and convinced her to pull out. Don't always assume it's you! Also she could've gone to the toilet in between time and found out she got her period. Disgusting, I know, but that is also a possibility

 

[electricfeel]

I wouldn't want to have to deal with f*cking a chick on her rags :\

Have you ever r dub?

 

[r dub 19]

I wouldn't want to have to deal with f*cking a chick on her rags :\

Have you ever r dub?

F*** no. They aren't allowed in my vicinity when on rags.

 

[deeman12]

My biggest form problem is that I blush like a tomato when I'm tuning a girl and I know I've said something stupid or made my interest too obvious. It's the worst when I know it's happening but I can't do much about it.

How do I go about stopping this?

 

[electricfeel]

Maybe pop a Telfast, Claratine or any other anti-inflammatory drug at the start of your night. It might help reduce flushing.

If not, just calm down! Don't try and over think things. They'll like you more when you're relaxed

 

[RoJo Junior]

I'm pretty sure I should just become a farmer, I'm that used to the droughts. It gets to the point where you just don't care anymore.

I didn't realise everyone knew how bad it got until a friend of mine, wanted to set me up with one of her friends. She looked awful, I politely declined but I guess it wasn't til then I realised how bad things have become.

My main problem is most of the girls I know/I'm keen on are the ones I work with, and I just don't want to make things awkward. Also despite the fact I go clubbing regularly, chatting up girls there just doesn't seem like my kinda thing (as weird as that seems...). The longer this drags on, the less I begin to give a shit. It's not like I turn into some complete ****** when I talk to girls either, it's just that I'll admit I'm a complete and utter soft**** 99% of the time or too picky.

 

[Chops_a_must]

Nope, he came back and did the same as most guys would've done and therefore followed her command (put her on a pedestal) . Personally I would of said "maybe" or "you can find me later"- this shows you aren't at her mercy and you can be guaranteed she is not used to being treated like that, which will create attraction.

...

There is very little chance of this being a reason, in fact this would more likely increase your chances for a fair bit. Women are competitive and get jealous easily. Being seen/ speaking to other women increases your "value", hence why when guys get a girlfriend there will be an increased number of girls showing interest in them in comparison to when they were single.

Good advice here. Chat up as many girls as you can, as normally as you can, and preferably before they've seen you down 4 pints before you've started talking to any girls. And don't follow them around, just say you'll see them on the dance floor later or some shit.

If they feel you've already made your choice, they'll invariably make the opposite choice 90% of the time. They're women, it's what they do, even when they know they're wrong.

 

[Chops_a_must]

I wouldn't want to have to deal with f*cking a chick on her rags :\

Have you ever r dub?

When the red is blocking the pink...

 

[lewigie]

When the river runs red..

 

[raff23]

am currently in a form slump atm, not going out that much though so cant really tell if the mojo is working or it needs repair. When i have gone out lately i havent really tried or even had any decent conversations with chicks, mainly stand around with mates and chat or mingle with other people. 1 time a few weeks ago was my best chance to end the drought, i knew i was in but didnt go in for the kill and this other dude came in and cut my lunch, was kicking myself because she was one of the only decent girls there at the time (it was pretty late and it wasnt a big place we went to), you gotta have the "who gives a shit" attitude when your out and about, much better chances of picking up, when your in a drought you dont think this way but, you get cut when you get rejected or you get scared of thinking you will get rejected.

 

[ash_1050]

am currently in a form slump atm, not going out that much though so cant really tell if the mojo is working or it needs repair. When i have gone out lately i havent really tried or even had any decent conversations with chicks, mainly stand around with mates and chat or mingle with other people. 1 time a few weeks ago was my best chance to end the drought, i knew i was in but didnt go in for the kill and this other dude came in and cut my lunch, was kicking myself because she was one of the only decent girls there at the time (it was pretty late and it wasnt a big place we went to), you gotta have the "who gives a shit" attitude when your out and about, much better chances of picking up, when your in a drought you dont think this way but, you get cut when you get rejected or you get scared of thinking you will get rejected.

You answered your own question and know what to do to get out of the slump. As for standing around with your mates that's fine, timing a bar run around a good looking girl queuing is a great asset to acquire. Just remember to make sure she has to come and find you later on and not the other way around.
Remember that there is a chance she will be watching you for the next couple of minutes so don't act like a douche in this time, share a funny story with some mates and get them laughing, she sees you as a leader of the pack and wants you more. Also remember that she has friends, don't forget to put in a good word for your mates if/when you meet her friends.

 

[Gus]

My biggest form problem is that I blush like a tomato when I'm tuning a girl and I know I've said something stupid or made my interest too obvious. It's the worst when I know it's happening but I can't do much about it.

How do I go about stopping this?

Maybe

Maybe pop a Telfast, Claratine or any other anti-inflammatory drug at the start of your night. It might help reduce flushing.

If not, just calm down! Don't try and over think things. They'll like you more when you're relaxed

Either this, or grow some balls.

 

[raff23]

You answered your own question and know what to do to get out of the slump. As for standing around with your mates that's fine, timing a bar run around a good looking girl queuing is a great asset to acquire. Just remember to make sure she has to come and find you later on and not the other way around.
Remember that there is a chance she will be watching you for the next couple of minutes so don't act like a douche in this time, share a funny story with some mates and get them laughing, she sees you as a leader of the pack and wants you more. Also remember that she has friends, don't forget to put in a good word for your mates if/when you meet her friends.

not entirely sure the next time ill be going out, possibly next weknd now that the grand final is on again, i will have a positive attitude and not care too much about what happens, night out with mates few laughs whatever else happens is a bonus.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

It is amazing how truly accurate the treat em mean etc thing is.

I went on a date with this really hot blonde girl in Edinburgh. Didin't really like her but had just come out of a long term relationship and was up for stuff. And she was hot.

Anyway, she suggests this shitty bar on George Street (think Chapel Street), really not my scene. Then she's ten minutes late. Then fifteen. No text. Then 20.

So I'm like **** this, head out to my mate's bar to get ruined and try and pull som,eone else. Then she texts saying 'Oh, sowwy (you can imagine her stupid girly voice) I was late, but I'm here and I can't find you!"

I text back saying words to the effect of I'm not waiting 20 minutes for anyone, especially if they don't even text and tell me they'll be late. There's this like stunned virtual silence.

Then she rings and I say exactly the same thing. You can hear the shock in her voice as she gets told in no uncertain terms that I'm not putting up with that shit. Obviously, being pretty hot, she's used to guys doting on her and being able to get away with murder.

I get to my mate's bar and have a pint. About 20 minutes later, she rings again. She's all apologetic and she says 'You know. NOBODY has ever done that to me before!'

I detect opportunity in her tone so say, fairly off hand sounding, 'Well, I suppose I could give you a second chance' and tell her to come to the bar.

We have a drink and I suggest we head back to mine (this is oike at 9.30PM) and I was up her within about seven minutes of opening my front door. She kep saying it too: 'Nobody has ever done that to me before'. It was great. I could have told her to dress up in a clown suit and bark liek a dog while I did her and she would have agreed.

I stopped seeing her about three weeks later, mostly because she had a really stupid car (that's another story) but also because I was on my way to hers one Friday night when another girl texted me and I decided I'd try and throw one up her instead.

On topic: Yeah, whatever, root a fat chick, get a head transplant, I dunno. All I can say is that hanging out on here isn't going to arrest yopur form slump.

EDIT - I see you got your hole. Good work.

 

[Leon]

Just go to some pickup pub like Elephant & Wheelbarrow. Filled with back packers looking for a root.

How I ended my last form slump.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Just go to some pickup pub like Elephant & Wheelbarrow. Filled with back packers looking for a root.

How I ended my last form slump.

Good call. Or just go travelling yourself. Rootathon.