The key to keeping Judd was $5

[Brilliant]

I have it on good authority that all it would of taken was $5 to keep Judd at West Coast.

Chris was feeling a little insecure and ignored amongst the media frenzy surrounding Cousins re-hab,return and other west Coast indiscretions.
When announcing he would seek a trade to Melbourne he expected an influx of letters from little kids emptying their piggy banks and begging him to say. In his mind he thought if Chris Grant is worth 20c, surely I'm worth $5. So Chris waited patiently for a letter that said something like

" Please stay Chris. I'm only 6 so I don't have much money, but here is $5. It is everything I have and you can keep it if you stay"

After a few days of waiting and receiving not one solitairy letter he thought **** this and went ahead with the trade.

So all it would of took was one Eagles fan to part with their hard earned and Judd would still be an Eagle.

 

[Carn the Coasters]

I sent him $5 and he still left. Your thread is obviously rubbish.

 

[Brilliant]

I sent him $5 and he still left. Your thread is obviously rubbish.

You must of addressed it incorrectly. What a shame.

As I said, I have it on "good authority"

 

[Biggie]

Did the cheque bounce again?

Damn!

 

[Virgil]

$5!

Damn it, I knew North would get priced-out of the bidding for Judd .

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

I heard the five dollar note came all rolled up and with suspicious white powder on it.

 

[Crankitup]

... So Chris waited patiently for a letter that said something like

" Please stay Chris. I'm only 6 so I don't have much money, but here is $5. It is everything I have and you can keep it if you stay"

After a few days of waiting and receiving not one solitairy letter he thought **** this and went ahead with the trade.

So all it would of took was one Eagles fan to part with their hard earned and Judd would still be an Eagle.

Since when does a 6 year old have 'hard-earned'?

BTW it's 'would've' not 'would of'. Not the only mistake mind you. Just my pet peeve.

 

[Brilliant]

Since when does a 6 year old have 'hard-earned'?

BTW it's 'would've' not 'would of'. Not the only mistake mind you. Just my pet peeve.

Oh well, you get that on the big jobs

BTW Chores are hard.

 

[The Chad]

do the eagles even have child supporters? i figured they have enough adults who behave like children to make the need for actual minors totally irrelevant

 

[Del Piero]

I have it on good authority that all it would of taken was $5 to keep Judd at West Coast.

Chris was feeling a little insecure and ignored amongst the media frenzy surrounding Cousins re-hab,return and other west Coast indiscretions.
When announcing he would seek a trade to Melbourne he expected an influx of letters from little kids emptying their piggy banks and begging him to say. In his mind he thought if Chris Grant is worth 20c, surely I'm worth $5. So Chris waited patiently for a letter that said something like

" Please stay Chris. I'm only 6 so I don't have much money, but here is $5. It is everything I have and you can keep it if you stay"

After a few days of waiting and receiving not one solitairy letter he thought **** this and went ahead with the trade.

So all it would of took was one Eagles fan to part with their hard earned and Judd would still be an Eagle.

OMG how embarrassing for you !! Lucky your identity is protected..

 

[- PC -]

OMG how embarrassing for you !! Lucky your identity is protected..

Yes it wasnt so ''brilliant'' was it

Especially when you recall Judd said he made his mind up 2 years ago...well before the drug issues surfaced

8/10 for effort champ...2/10 for completion

 

[C4[2]Yo`DooR]

Since when does a 6 year old have 'hard-earned'?

Probably a 6 year old from Thailand.

 

[Aussie Assault]

Probably a 6 year old from Thailand.

Aren't they retirees by that age over there?

 

[Beau_Waters for PM]

I have it on good authority that all it would of taken was $5 to keep Judd at West Coast.

Chris was feeling a little insecure and ignored amongst the media frenzy surrounding Cousins re-hab,return and other west Coast indiscretions.
When announcing he would seek a trade to Melbourne he expected an influx of letters from little kids emptying their piggy banks and begging him to say. In his mind he thought if Chris Grant is worth 20c, surely I'm worth $5. So Chris waited patiently for a letter that said something like

" Please stay Chris. I'm only 6 so I don't have much money, but here is $5. It is everything I have and you can keep it if you stay"

After a few days of waiting and receiving not one solitairy letter he thought **** this and went ahead with the trade.

So all it would of took was one Eagles fan to part with their hard earned and Judd would still be an Eagle.

Since when does a 6 year old have 'hard-earned'?

BTW it's 'would've' not 'would of'. Not the only mistake mind you. Just my pet peeve.

<spelling and grammar nazi>

If you're going to correct someone's post, you may as well go the whole hog.
Should read:
So, all it would have taken was for one Eagles fan to part with their hard-earned cash, and Judd would still be an Eagle.

</spelling and grammar nazi>

 

[DynamoUltra]

He got plenty of panadol from the kiddies though. They always start with the soft stuff.

 

[The Magenius]

Perhaps one of the worst threads ever, well done.