Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) VIII

[Grogg]

Dixon is a hilarious footballer. Gigantic Sebago.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

How the hell did we make Elliott Himmelberg

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Elliott Himmelberg

Age

25

Ht

199cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.4

2star

K

5.1

2star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.0

4star

D

5.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.0

1star

D

11.8

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

look like an AFL footballer last week?

 

[roos_fanatic08]

I do like Rory Sloane. Good luck to him.

Quality human, played footy the right way too. wouod be just about impossible to dislike the bloke. Would love to get him at the club as an assistant or development coach, the sort of bloke that builds a really tight knit culture.

im pretty sure him and our VFL captain are tight. They’re both Melton boys

Don’t let Zac ever hear you say that! Darley boy through and through is Butters. Won a senior grand final as a 16 year old there. He is good mates with Jack Watkins though and go played some his junior footy at Melton.

 

[Marstermind]

Brian, this game is not currently "Finely balanced".

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Didn't think *** could look any more like he hangs around school yards, then he grew in the stache.

 

[The Talent Scout]

The Crows up by 23 points at 3/4 time, need the first goal of the last quarter, c'mon crows, bury these peasants!

 

[SpiderBurton22]

The s**t body language is back as Dickhead gives away a free, forcefully throws the ball back and stand the mark with his hands at his side. Explosion incoming

 

[shinboner magic]

Didn't think *** could look any more like he hangs around school yards, then he grew in the stache.

Joe dirtbag

 

[Marstermind]

The s**t body language is back as Dickhead gives away a free, forcefully throws the ball back and stand the mark with his hands at his side. Explosion incoming

Not according to BT. Singe handedly keeping Port in the game apparently. With his 10 possessions.

Edit: Just called him "The Horny One" as his 11th possession is a point.

 

[NMFC49]

The s**t body language is back as Dickhead gives away a free, forcefully throws the ball back and stand the mark with his hands at his side. Explosion incoming

His midfield team mates are going round him. Still comes to a grinding halt when he doesn't get the ball on a platter. I'll take Wardlaw any day of the week over ***.

 

[scottywiper]

How the hell did we make Elliott Himmelberg look like an AFL footballer last week?

This surprises you?
We made Josh Bruce look like Tony Lockett!

 

[shinboner magic]

Not according to BT. Singe handedly keeping Port in the game apparently. With his 10 possessions.

Edit: Just called him "The Horny One" as his 11th possession is a point.

It’s embarrassing the carry on while butters is driving them forward and hardly mentioned

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Geez Dawson is a bloody good player.

I really don’t mind this Adelaide side, plenty of workman like players that love the physical stuff too.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

This surprises you?
We made Josh Bruce look like Tony Lockett!

Bruce is 10 times the player Himmelberg is. He is genuinely one of the worst in the comp.

 

[Grogg]

Yeah Dawson is a jet. He reads it beautifully, makes good decisions and just uses it. Solid as a rock and everything you want in a Captain.

 

[shinboner magic]

Thanks Judas

 

[Flawed Genius]

Milne-esque bounce

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Lol Jase

 

[The Talent Scout]

Ha ha ha ha, Judas playing a blinder has just cost the power the match! Goodnight nurse!

 

[Duck the GOAT]

Our man the Hornet!

 

[Grogg]

Butters would be a better skipper than Connor too just quietly.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Hornets old man must have put coin on Adelaide win

 

[Marstermind]

Possession 12
Runs from clear space into a tackle. Handballs to nothing. Turn over. Adelaide goal. Game over.

Commentator (not BT) praising him on his composure. Nah. He's a good player. But tonight he's been pox.

 

[ansonholt]

Ha ha ha ha, Judas playing a blinder has just cost the power the match! Goodnight nurse!

Commentator response: *** doing all he could

 

[koshari]

Crows find yargets under pressure well.