Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread Part 2

[captain ebert]

Wow they couldn't even get the basic polo right, look how high the pocket i

Absolute amateurs. They’ve got this one wrong and concentrated on a typical embroidery placement - at the total expense of the pocket placement.
Whoever put this out, and who ever approved it should get the boot.

 

[Ljc_86]

Lol our club just isn’t very good at anything at the moment.

It’s unbelievable.

 

[RangaInTeal]

Lol our club just isn’t very good at anything at the moment.

It’s unbelievable.

The standards you walk past are the standards you accept… we have a mediocre hierarchy and that spills over to the coaches box, on field performance and the Merch shop.

 

[Macca19]

Wow they couldn't even get the basic polo right, look how high the pocket is.

Oh look its Harry High Pockets.

What the **** is that?

A) why do you need a pocket?

B) what can you put in that without poking yourself in the eye?

 

[DaTBird187]

Oh look its Harry High Pockets.

What the * is that?

A) why do you need a pocket?

B) what can you put in that without poking yourself in the eye?

 

[bomberclifford]

B) what can you put in that without poking yourself in the eye?

 

[Adz2332]

I was gonna say Kia Stinger? And then found out they're 70k +

Yer i have a stinger. i bought it before all the hype in 2019 $59k.
Such an awesome car for the price. but no way id pay 70 plus!
But as you said theres nothing sporty and fun around anymore

But also its hard to compare to a SS. The stinger is much quicker, has so many more gadgets and electric anything...

 

[dirty2]

When I see someone with a lowered Hilux ect I want to smack them in the head.

 

[Macca19]

When I see someone with a lowered Hilux ect I want to smack them in the head.

Its not a Lolux amirite?













I'll get me coat

 

[backtozero]

Its not a Lolux amirite?













I'll get me coat

They actually do call them this.

 

[Del80659]

wagon master race

 

[Ljc_86]

Oh look its Harry High Pockets.

What the * is that?

A) why do you need a pocket?

B) what can you put in that without poking yourself in the eye?

I like the pocket but I’m an old soul and I’ve never been close to being cool.

Except for the footy team I follow. That’s where I excel!

 

[Coobk001]

Who's the members credit store! $30 drink bottles * off.

I used my vouchers to get one. It's actually ok. I would never pay for it though.

 

[Coobk001]

Wow they couldn't even get the basic polo right, look how high the pocket is.

K-Mart t-shirt with an iron on PA

 

[Winestoppable]

K-Mart t-shirt with an iron on PA

I'd wear a polo shirt from Kmart, not whatever that thing is the club tried to release.

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[PatientMental]

K-Mart t-shirt with an iron on PA

Me. Out here playing 4d chess.

Ah yes. The classic $90 Kmart look

 

[Dylan8]

I know the market for guernseys is super inflated compared to ten years ago but man the Port Store selling a Tom Jonas "stealth" guernsey that was pretty much just a training strip for $375 is wild. I got a Wingard home PI for like 90 bucks at the end of 2013 from the club.

 

[afl2004]

I know the market for guernseys is super inflated compared to ten years ago but man the Port Store selling a Tom Jonas "stealth" guernsey that was pretty much just a training strip for $375 is wild. I got a Wingard home PI for like 90 bucks at the end of 2013 from the club.

Cost more to buy stuff from norwood

 

[Ljc_86]

I can’t believe how much port supporters spend on match worn guernseys. Especially from players that haven’t achieved anything in them. It’s mental

 

[afl2004]

 

[bomberclifford]

“These mildly different guernseys, with a nondescript pattern, GO HARD!”

 

[backtozero]

I can't believe it's 2023 and we still can't be consistent with shades of teal. 1998 called and it wants its branding issue back.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

“These mildly different guernseys, with a nondescript pattern, GO HARD!”

We saw them play.

They did not "go hard" and nor did we.

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[NoddyHolder]

I can't believe it's 2023 and we still can't be consistent with shades of teal. 1998 called and it wants its branding issue back.

The afl needs to step in here. If we can't get a simple shade of teal correct, we should be stripped of our right to wear it.

'Just black and white for you Port Adelaide! You can't be trusted with colours!!'

 

[backtozero]

'Just black and white for you Port Adelaide! You can't be trusted with colours!!'

I want to make a joke about the Crows here but I don't know if it's appropriate.