Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread

[Macca19]

Time to move on me thinks

 

[El_Scorcho]

I'd have said 'ginger Jarrad Schofield'

A slower, ginger Matt White

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

All because new day sucks new day sucks

 

[edgie]

Between Chokito and Croweater, Port people on bigfooty aren't having a good week.

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[Steve Dore]

It was the pretending to be a well traveled pharmacist when in reality he is a kitchen hand in some pub that got up my nose.

 

[Portia]

Chokito going is unfortunate but at least the misanthropes are all still here

#winning

 

[Magus]

Well someone is going to have to model all the new merch now.

 

[tribey]

Well someone is going to have to model all the new merch now.

I'll step up but as a middle-aged endomorph who is hovering 1.3cm above official midget status the results will not be as 'aesthetically pleasing' in the parlance of our times.

 

[Dylan8]

Well someone is going to have to model all the new merch now.

I think myself or El_Scorcho have the record for selfies posted after Chotiko so it's only fair that the merch is now withheld for either of us. And since I'm the younger, taller, more attractive of the two, I guess I have to step up.

 

[Lagooner]

I think myself or El_Scorcho have the record for selfies posted after Chotiko so it's only fair that the merch is now withheld for either of us. And since I'm the younger, taller, more attractive of the two, I guess I have to step up.

I demand a Selfie Showdown between you and Scorch with FigBooty to anoint the winner by poll.

 

[Dylan8]

I demand a Selfie Showdown between you and Scorch with FigBooty to anoint the winner by poll.

Whoever posts the most selfies gets the title of "The Worst" as in "man, that guy is The Worst"

 

[Lagooner]

Whoever posts the most selfies gets the title of "The Worst" as in "man, that guy is The Worst"

It's not just about quantity Dylan. The judges will be taking selfie composition, merchandise selection and overall sexiness into consideration.

 

[badbeats]

It was the pretending to be a well traveled pharmacist when in reality he is a kitchen hand in some pub that got up my nose.

Wait, he wasn't a pharmacist?

 

[Dylan8]

Wait, he wasn't a pharmacist?

Just a reference to some dude on the GD board

 

[El_Scorcho]

I think myself or El_Scorcho have the record for selfies posted after Chotiko so it's only fair that the merch is now withheld for either of us. And since I'm the younger, taller, more attractive of the two, I guess I have to step up.

Hey now, you may be younger, taller and more attractive, but... what was the fourth thing you said?

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[Jonts]

Holy shit
Need to read the port store thread more

Shotgun the modelling of anything pear related

 

[edgie]

Obviously the winner is the guy who gets the most pictures with naked half naked players.

 

[TheFVK]

So who'll be the first Port Boarder to post a selfie in their new PI shorts

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[edgie]

I'll step up but as a middle-aged endomorph who is hovering 1.3cm above official midget status the results will not be as 'aesthetically pleasing' in the parlance of our times.

You could model the childrens wear?

 

[Steve Dore]

You could model the childrens wear?

That's creepy

 

[Alyx]

I'll step up but as a middle-aged endomorph who is hovering 1.3cm above official midget status the results will not be as 'aesthetically pleasing' in the parlance of our times.

You could model the childrens wear?

 

[Peck]

#selfiesticksoutforchotiko

 

[finbarr]

So who'll be the first Port Boarder to post a selfie in their new PI shorts

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That would be Mrs El_Schorcho...

 

[Contested Marx]

well just so you know guys, because I wasn't so rude to Chotiko, i'm going to be the one to get any of his spare merchandise in the future.

I will gloat and you will all be salty

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

well just so you know guys, because I wasn't so rude to Chotiko, i'm going to be the one to get any of his spare merchandise in the future.

I will gloat and you will all be salty

lol, congratulations?

No one was rude to Chokito, he game on here boasting, got called out, then had a huge sook (and continues too).