Mega Thread The Questions Thread - Part II

[Shell]

I love my cat. And my bunny.

I love dogs too but they do my head in with all the bloody walking (not to mention the barking)- would not like to own one myself -on my own-, no thank you.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

So, for those of you who remember my cancer meme awkward story, I need some help.

I did send an apology, just saying, sorry if that was insensitive, but no reply for like almost a week now.

How do I go about sending a proper apology? I just feel super tacky whenever I write apologies.

Something like, hey are we okay? just wanna say sorry again for the meme, didn't really mean anything bad by it, just thought it was funny.

plshelp

 

[TheFreshBanana]

So, for those of you who remember my cancer meme awkward story, I need some help.

I did send an apology, just saying, sorry if that was insensitive, but no reply for like almost a week now.

How do I go about sending a proper apology? I just feel super tacky whenever I write apologies.

Something like, hey are we okay? just wanna say sorry again for the meme, didn't really mean anything bad by it, just thought it was funny.

plshelp

All good. Apology went over well, in fact, she wasn't offended at all and was just having a shit week and wasn't talking to anyone.

Thank you everyone for the help

 

[perthblue]

now I can sleep soundly

 

[craigos]

All good. Apology went over well, in fact, she wasn't offended at all and was just having a shit week and wasn't talking to anyone.

Thank you everyone for the help

You send her another meme?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

You send her another meme?

I will report back

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

oh god oh god my family is coming to MY house for Christmas for the first time ever and I can't cook. HALP. What can I prepare that I'm unlikely to **** up?

 

[WCErevival]

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

ew

 

[dales.girl38]

Order a nice Chrisco hamper, 20 bottles of cordial and boxes of 2 minute noodles for all!

 

[Gough]

The easiest way is to just throw money at it. Failing that, delegate.
Disclaimer, can cook.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I have to do lunch AND dinner
is it possible to just buy the food from somewhere, fully prepped?

 

[Perth gal]

I have to do lunch AND dinner
is it possible to just buy the food from somewhere, fully prepped?

Just get a cooked chook, cold meats . Do a salad , potato salad . Cheesecake or pav for dessert. Done.

BBQ for tea.

 

[Cruyff14]

I have to do lunch AND dinner
is it possible to just buy the food from somewhere, fully prepped?

Get HBF to cook.

 

[PP34]

oh god oh god my family is coming to MY house for Christmas for the first time ever and I can't cook. HALP. What can I prepare that I'm unlikely to **** up?

 

[dales.girl38]

Just get a cooked chook, cold meats . Do a salad , potato salad . Cheesecake or pav for dessert. Done.

BBQ for tea.

This is our Christmas every year plus usually some prawns, works a treat.

 

[perthblue]

I have to do lunch AND dinner
is it possible to just buy the food from somewhere, fully prepped?

mebby

roasting a big chunk of meat and preparing a few side dishes is not exactly particle physics. the first step is to not panic and belieb in urself
: - )

*rolls eyes at modern westernised women who can't chop wood and slaughter cattle*

 

[TheFreshBanana]

oh god oh god my family is coming to MY house for Christmas for the first time ever and I can't cook. HALP. What can I prepare that I'm unlikely to **** up?

UberEats

 

[Perth gal]

mebby

roasting a big chunk of meat and preparing a few side dishes is not exactly particle physics. the first step is to not panic and belieb in urself
: - )

*rolls eyes at modern westernised women who can't chop wood and slaughter cattle*

Yeah shit I'm the worst cook and I hate it and even I can get a Chrissy spread together.

 

[WCErevival]

The trick is to do the worst meal so you never get asked again

 

[PP34]

Surely your family brings some stuff and you provide a bit? That's what we do which makes it easier, although some of the stuff some family members cook is complete shit.

I personally hate the traditional Christmas food. It's basically the same sort of stuff I eat on a weekly basis, so I'm sick of it. Sometimes go around to a family friends house on Christmas night where there's oysters, crayfish, souvlaki meat, and all sorts of other stuff. Heaven.

 

[Plugger35]

Problem solved.

 

[dales.girl38]

Problem solved.

Ratio of brussel sprouts/broccoli to non-brussel sprouts/broccoli is far too high.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

oh god oh god my family is coming to MY house for Christmas for the first time ever and I can't cook. HALP. What can I prepare that I'm unlikely to **** up?

 

[Catfish Alley]

I have to do lunch AND dinner
is it possible to just buy the food from somewhere, fully prepped?

Yeah, you could get it catered. Don't you have connections in hospitality? Like others have said though, a roast is one of the easiest things you could do.