Mega Thread The "Random" Footy Thoughts Thread

[Shellz]

Re: The random thoughts thread

How many AA players will we have this year?



What will the score be in round one?

 

[Old Spice]

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Here's a random thought. I haaaate people who stop at the lights in the right hand land without indicating, then decide at the last minute to indicate right.

Everytime that happens, I begin to fantasize about a LED type display unit for cars where you can quickly type out, or bring up a pre-set message. "Indicate in time knob or keep driving!" Makes me feel like getting out my letter writing pen and complaining to my local councillor.

Middlish-aged fogies forever!

 

[Collin Wood]

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So, if St Patrick had played footy, which position do you think he'd have played? (Keeping it relevant, Quicky.)

Half Craic flank? shamRUCK?
But give him plenty of time on the bench as he's bound to be sore, to be sore.

Sorry



Happy St Patrick's Day.

and to you too!

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

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Dogs always howl when they're near someone who is about to die...

 

[Old Spice]

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Hate the term 'moving forward'. Erggh, just say in 'the future' or 'soon'.

 

[Pie eyed]

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Hate the term 'moving forward'. Erggh, just say in 'the future' or 'soon'.

It beats being "moved sideways" or being placed "outside the box".

These terms are so "surreal".


All clubs which have suffered a bit of scandal or loss (hahhahahah St Kilda) this season seem to be moving forward though, which I think will be good for them really. It wasn't them....it was me. I was just not ready to commit.

I noticed that St Kilda have actually had "we've accepted it and now we're moving on and that's where we're at" Tattooed on all the senior players.

This covers the GF loss, Ball, Lovett and the other GF loss in a single nicely packaged sound byte. I expect to hear it after every loss this year.

 

[Pie eyed]

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Here's a random thought. I haaaate people who stop at the lights in the right hand land without indicating, then decide at the last minute to indicate right.

Everytime that happens, I begin to fantasize about a LED type display unit for cars where you can quickly type out, or bring up a pre-set message. "Indicate in time knob or keep driving!" Makes me feel like getting out my letter writing pen and complaining to my local councillor.

Middlish-aged fogies forever!

AHHHHH! Spicey. Again you show that we are in fact twins separated at birth and sent to horribly intolerant families who passed on their traffic driven angst.

I too have wished for this very device. Like all good meglomaniacal humbuggers I took it a step forward when in the middle 80's I mounted model rocket engines in tubes cunningly secreted in my hybrid HR/HD Holden for the sole purpose of signalling my discontent to traffic infringers in a way not fully expressible by way of a mere horn.
A deftly positioned set of momentary switches on the Premiers deluxe red vinyl dash pad, allowing me to launch not one but two salvo of cardboard encased solid fuel rocket engines at the offending road user.

I have to admit that the temptation to "fire phasers" at the slightest observable indiscretion was more intense than a young man experiences on his first visit to "where yo mama lives" but I held back until both the offence was worthy and the road conditions allowed a true aiming via the highly decorative chromed hood ornament.

God knows how the approaching vapour trails appeared, two by two, to my victim ahead, but the effect within my car was both immediate and uncontrollable.
Cramps to the stomach and jaw muscles of the assembled front and back seat bro's were stupendous to say the least. A huge Kack had by all.
None of the missiles found their mark, whooshing by at fair speed, but the point was made and victory, of sorts, was ours.

A good days work in anyone language.

 

[spartan-magpie]

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no matter how hard you try, you cant lick your elbow...

 

[Pie eyed]

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no matter how hard you try, you cant lick your elbow...

Ant eaters could if they had elbows.

 

[Football God]

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i like this quote.

but i cant find it with a muhammad ali wallpaper.. any know where i can find it?

 

[absy]

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so hungry

 

[Snag Breac]

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lol, why this thread?

A lazy mods' thread - to minimise their cyber patrol duty.

cos he's the bigger ball
lol i dunno

and to you too!

Ta.

Dogs always howl when they're near someone who is about to die...

[B[/B]

In our family we get a rap on the door and there's no one there. The Moore clan has a visitation from a frog. Others have abird enter the house.

Hate the term 'moving forward'. Erggh, just say in 'the future' or 'soon'.

Me too. It's up there with, "At this point in time".

no matter how hard you try, you cant lick your elbow...

I can. Just tried it - bit of a stretch, but doable.

 

[TradeDraft]

Season Preview 2010 Black and White Magzine?

As it normally comes out before RD 1 and RD 1 is next week, I was wondering when it was coming out?

 

[spartan-magpie]

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A lazy mods' thread - to minimise their cyber patrol duty.







I can. Just tried it - bit of a stretch, but doable.

do you have a 30cm long tongue? or really short arms....

 

[Pie eyed]

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Hmmmmmm!
The mind picture I held of Snag for a while now just had some major modifications.

 

[Snag Breac]

Re: The random "footy" thoughts thread

Hmmmmmm!
The mind picture I held of Snag for a while now just had some major modifications.

I have a long tongue. The rest is quite unremarkable.

 

[Old Spice]

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A lazy mods' thread - to minimise their cyber patrol duty.

Bahhh, why am I always ending up in some sort of ghetto?

AHHHHH! Spicey. Again you show that we are in fact twins separated at birth and sent to horribly intolerant families who passed on their traffic driven angst.

I too have wished for this very device. Like all good meglomaniacal humbuggers I took it a step forward when in the middle 80's I mounted model rocket engines in tubes cunningly secreted in my hybrid HR/HD Holden for the sole purpose of signalling my discontent to traffic infringers in a way not fully expressible by way of a mere horn.
A deftly positioned set of momentary switches on the Premiers deluxe red vinyl dash pad, allowing me to launch not one but two salvo of cardboard encased solid fuel rocket engines at the offending road user.

I have to admit that the temptation to "fire phasers" at the slightest observable indiscretion was more intense than a young man experiences on his first visit to "where yo mama lives" but I held back until both the offence was worthy and the road conditions allowed a true aiming via the highly decorative chromed hood ornament.

God knows how the approaching vapour trails appeared, two by two, to my victim ahead, but the effect within my car was both immediate and uncontrollable.
Cramps to the stomach and jaw muscles of the assembled front and back seat bro's were stupendous to say the least. A huge Kack had by all.
None of the missiles found their mark, whooshing by at fair speed, but the point was made and victory, of sorts, was ours.

A good days work in anyone language.

Man I'd love some modifications like that on my 4 cylinder beastie - sometimes spittle just isn't enough.

The wooz always, always lends support to my road nemeses. I think it's because she always bangs the car into all manner of stationary objects and is displaying unco solidarity, but I find it dispiriting and disloyal. It makes me start crank talking "See, that's why the world is f*cked."

The horn just doesn't say all that needs to be said, so in vain I attempt to mouth a long winded curse that's only half way through as the offendor zips off into their right-turning world. "Try indicating 100 metres..." and their gone. "Pick a lane", however, just rolls off the tongue like treacle.

 

[Snag Breac]

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Bahhh, why am I always ending up in some sort of ghetto?

Tramps like us, Spicey.........

 

[Snag Breac]

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do you have a 30cm long tongue? or really short arms....

I actually have longish limbs for my body. Jesus! Now I sound like a Sorn.
I don't know how I can do it, but I can. Not like it's something you could put on a CV.

 

[Old Spice]

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Tramps like us, Spicey.........

...baby we were born to

...mow the lawn.

 

[Snag Breac]

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...baby we were born to

...mow the lawn.

Well, serve, certainly.

 

[Old Spice]

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I actually have longish limbs for my body. Jesus! Now I sound like a Sorn.
I don't know how I can do it, but I can. Not like it's something you could put on a CV.

Now sausage, I want you to be honest with us. Are you Gene Simmons?

 

[Snag Breac]

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Now sausage, I want you to be honest with us. Are you Gene Simmons?

Had to google him, and for so many reasons - NO!

 

[Old Spice]

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Well, serve, certainly.

serve the people and occasionally aces.

 

[Snag Breac]

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serve the people and occasionally aces.

All I can be.