Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[edgie]

Feel is marrying in to a bogan family. Won't be long before he starts working on his sleeve tat.

Better than self absorbed manic depressives.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

How good is this cool change, thx Santa

 

[Dylan8]

Funny you should say that. I gave him my old PC on a whim when he quizzed me "is that fallout 4 on your PC at the moment?" (it was). It's still got good specs, an I7, a GTX480. He's turning 17 and has never had a great PC and it was just lying around, so I just gave it to him. He was ecstatic.

Then I invited him for a camping trip on the Australia day long weekend with some of my mates. He was also stoked about this.

I'm the best non-blood relative ever.

Teach him to not be an edgy ****boy and to get away from computers and towards girls (or guys if he's so inclined)

You're his only hope

 

[Doctor Feel]

Teach him to not be an edgy ****boy and to get away from computers and towards girls (or guys if he's so inclined)

You're his only hope

I know this. I don't think he'll listen to anyone else.

I am Obi-Wan Kenobi, I am his only hope.

 

[Dylan8]

I know this. I don't think he'll listen to anyone else.

I am Obi-Wan Kenobi, I am his only hope.

By the way

Cool things you've done for the kid. You're not such a bad guy after all

(jk you ****ing campaigner)

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

So how does Star Wars and playing Fallout 4 for hours on end fit with helping him with girls?

 

[Dylan8]

I'd say Merry Christmas to you awful people but my grandma informed me that the blacks had taken Christmas away from us already.

 

[Dylan8]

So how does Star Wars and playing Fallout 4 for hours on end fit with helping him with girls?

Han cosplay gets the girls ask edgie

 

[Doctor Feel]

more like hand solo because that's all the action they'll ever get.

 

[Macca19]

I have gastro.

There is no more efficient way to lose those unwanted Christmas kgs than to have them liquidise and expel from your anoos and mouth simultaneously hours after xmas lunch.

Efficient yet undesirable.

Ps. I am not related to magpiespower but am interested in hearing more of these lizard people

 

[LukeSA]

I have gastro.

There is no more efficient way to lose those unwanted Christmas kgs than to have them liquidise and expel from your anoos and mouth simultaneously hours after xmas lunch.

Efficient yet undesirable.

Ps. I am not related to magpiespower but am interested in hearing more of these lizard people

There is nothing funny about gastro, especially when you are home alone, delirious as to whether shit in the bucket and spew into toilet, literally thought i was going to die, also a strange sensation is chugging a cold glass of water and spewing it back up cold.

But i agree, as a weightloss tool, there is nothing better.

 

[I Dont Care]

I have gastro.

There is no more efficient way to lose those unwanted Christmas kgs than to have them liquidise and expel from your anoos and mouth simultaneously hours after xmas lunch.

Efficient yet undesirable.

Ps. I am not related to magpiespower but am interested in hearing more of these lizard people

Sometimes I get a craving for that relaxed feeling you get after finishing the liquid expel

 

[Kickpuncher]

If I could just take a plate full of pork crackling I would.

 

[Portia]

Sometimes I get a craving for that relaxed feeling you get after finishing the liquid expel

Diarrhoea is only for good kids, you get lumps of coal

 

[Portia]

If I could just take a plate full of pork crackling I would.

My Dad did that once, pinched the whole sheet of crackling and snuck off into another room, much to the annoyance of everyone else.

I have never seen anyone look so ill in my life as he did after he got half way through it, even when my mum was dying of cancer she looked less sick than that. Actually, my great uncle looked worse with lung cancer though. #deadrellietalkatxmas

So yeah, do it, its hilarious for everyone else who will have no sympathy.

 

[I Dont Care]

Diarrhoea is only for good kids, you get lumps of coal

Yes, I've been very naughty. Again

 

[SteppingTiger]

I was thinking how sad you all are reading and posting on a thread on Xmas day......it took until 930ish for me to realise I have been reading the thread all day, between courses of a range of dead animals and present giving sessions.

I now feel sorry for myself and am proceeding to address that with johnnie walker.

P.s. Mother in law had the gastro thing last night, so glad she stayed elsewhere as apparently there was a lot to clean up

 

[Magpiespower]

Ah, shit, ET died again...

#ElliottCriesICry

 

[Portia]

My christmas is usually full of ghosts, so yeah bigfooty is a good alternative, its a highlight for the day tbh

 

[edgie]

Han cosplay gets the girls ask edgie

Gets the overweight middle aged women dressed as Jedi, maybe!

Or the probably closer to being a seniour than middle aged variety of cougar.

Or the good looking girl who for a second thought I was her boyfriend who was also dressed as Han.

 

[edgie]

Good work FTA TV station, the ET without the walkie talkie guns.

 

[Forzaport]

Sometimes I get a craving for that relaxed feeling you get after finishing the liquid expel

It's the weirdest, most disturbing, yet satisfying feeling. Especially during a bout of gastro.

 

[RonSon]

Fargo ends and Inspectator Montalbano starts with back to back nightly episodes. SBS continuing to deliver in the off season. I would swap places with Montalbano. Live right on the beach, balcony to have a coffee or a meal looks out at the ocean, always eating fresh seafood at Enzo's right on the beach, cracks the tough cases and the great looking women always crack onto him.

Fargo was fantastic again.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Liam jurrah is snoke...



Hahahha


I spoilt it fir you f****rz


.merru xmas....


Lol

Snoke = jarruah cane

 

[Dylan8]

wish you all a Merry Christmas and such while it's still before tomorrow. Luvs yas lots.