Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Jonts]

I'm very tempted to run for the state senate as a independant one day, just to fix a few things

and they get paid a bucketload

 

[Schulzenfest]

and future Prime Minister, I cant understand how he is hated by more people than Gillard and Swanny. God what does Labour have to do to convince you liberal douches how incompetent they are. Reading the last page or so reminds me of watching ABC

If you want to talk politics, learn to spell Labor.

But yeah, Gillard's not great but Abbott is downright embarrassing. Would've been a great PM in the 1950's where his views and attitudes belong. They're both shit politicians, but Abbott is also a shit person.

 

[MP_]

has anyone ever hit dog crap with a whipper snipper....not good

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Wait, where was the sex?

Where do you want it?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Penis. Nails. Insertion. Graters. Leather. I've printed out this thread, so I will go back and look for more, relevant words.

Leather? Who was the sick bastard who brought that up?

 

[finbarr]

has anyone ever hit dog crap with a whipper snipper....not good

Used to do it all the time during my 16 years as a Uni groundsman. Then I'd have to walk past gaggles of hot girls with poo fragments all over the lower part of my strides.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Used to do it all the time during my 16 years as a Uni groundsman. Then I'd have to walk past gaggles of hot girls with poo fragments all over the lower part of my strides.

You're so hot right now

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Will probably do the same vote I did last time:

 

[Macca19]

Is that meant to be a banana in pyjama drawing?

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Shut up Macca.

u r a bad person

 

[Schulzenfest]

Will probably do the same vote I did last time:

So Abbott then?

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Used to do it all the time during my 16 years as a Uni groundsman. Then I'd have to walk past gaggles of hot girls with poo fragments all over the lower part of my strides.

The German exchange students would of been into that kind of thing.

 

[Trewth]

Scat Man

 

[finbarr]

Leave the Germans alone. It's not their fault they have lots of unfortunate mix ups in crowded bathrooms.......with a cameraman present.

 

[tribey]

Scat Man

The x-promo possibilities are endless.

bebopbupbadabo.mpg

 

[DonDraper]

Best players i've ever played on

Day>Aish>Kennedy

Oh yeah? Well my Dad bowled Drew Morphett LBW back in the day.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

The x-promo possibilities are endless.

bebopbupbadabo.mpg

I've had scatman john in my head since I read Jezzas post.

Kind of sounds like Stephen Rowe when Dangerspud gets the ball and starts running.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Leave the Germans alone. It's not their fault they have lots of unfortunate mix ups in crowded bathrooms.......with a cameraman present.

Germans ease one out over the wrist whenever they see a Hawthorn jumper.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Germans ease one out over the wrist whenever they see a Hawthorn jumper.

Instead of a Cleveland Steamer we could call it the Hawthorn Steamer.

 

[finbarr]

Instead of a Cleveland Steamer we could call it the Hawthorn Steamer.

Nothing will ever better 'Hot Carl'.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Nothing will ever better 'Hot Carl'.

Have you heard of a Portugese Breakfast or an Alabama Hot Pocket?

 

[El_Scorcho]

Anyone considering voting Liberal needs to watch the 730 report interview where Leigh Sales went to town on him and basically showed him to be demonstrably lying on 3 key issues he scare campaigns about.

That said, Labor aren't really any better these days. We have two incompetent centre-right parties. If I want to vote left it's Greens or nobody.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Anyone considering voting Liberal needs to watch the 730 report interview where Leigh Sales went to town on him and basically showed him to be demonstrably lying on 3 key issues he scare campaigns about.

That said, Labor aren't really any better these days. We have two incompetent centre-right parties. If I want to vote left it's Greens or nobody.

Anyone considering voting Labor should remember the Carbon Tax lie and the constant fiscal failings over the last five years.

Anyone considering voting Liberal should remember that Abbott is a homophobe and a mysoginist.

Anyone considering voting Greens should consider they are politically inept and have been proven to have no real policies outside of "hey man, but what about the environment" (a worthy cause I might add).

Doesn't leave much does it? They don't even get the message from informal votes that we would like.

 

[Comettski_1]

Used to do it all the time during my 16 years as a Uni groundsman. Then I'd have to walk past gaggles of hot girls with poo fragments all over the lower part of my strides.

The like is for the use of the work "strides"

 

[finbarr]

Have you heard of a Portugese Breakfast or an Alabama Hot Pocket?

No. I'm set on Hot Carl.