Event The SFA Wedding of the Century (The Wedding on Page 5)

[PMBangers]

Any other comment: Are pants required?

Yes, pantskyle is the photographer

 

[Senor M]

Name: Mister Mister
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Front, Middle, Back (away from PMBangers please)
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference] Taylor Swift - "We are never, ever getting back together"
Any other comment: [if required] I'm only come to ONE wedding for Bonz , so if this doesn't work out, I'm not coming next time.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Name: NatD
Preferred meal: I know it says pick one, but I should get special treatment as admin so I am choosing ALL THREE
Preferred seating: Like in High school, cool kids in the back, losers in the front, so I would like the Middle please
What song will get you dancing: I don't dance, so * off
Any other comment: I will be supplying my own Booz menu and I expect it catered to my liking

 

[Knifey Spoony]

RSVP
Name: Knifey Spoony
Preferred meal: Beef, I'll be looking for beef
Preferred seating: wherever the acoustics are best for me to shout "I object" to this wedding and cause a scene
What song will get you dancing: Unfaithful by Rihanna
Any other comment: Bonz what the hell, I thought we had something special

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Yes, pantskyle is the photographer

I think you have the wrong spelling.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

doubt anyone remembers but -

"Scotty can jump

Fluffy can jump too."

 

[Riviat]

RSVP
Name: Riviat
Preferred meal: Chicken but since i'm a hungry prick, i'm just going to finish any of the leftovers on the table anyway
Preferred seating: As far to the back as possible so I'm the first one out so I can get to the open bar tab first.
What song will get you dancing: Anything by City of the Sun
Any other comment: There better be an open bar tab at this otherwise I wont be attending the reception. I hope presents aren't compulsory.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

RSVP
Name: Riviat
Preferred meal: Chicken but since i'm a hungry prick, i'm just going to finish any of the leftovers on the table anyway
Preferred seating: As far to the back as possible so I'm the first one out so I can get to the open bar tab first.
What song will get you dancing: Anything by City of the Sun
Any other comment: There better be an open bar tab at this otherwise I wont be attending the reception. I hope presents aren't compulsory.

Golly! As the father of the Bonx bride you are stuck with the bill for the reception.

 

[pantskyle]

Yes, pantskyle is the photographer

How much you got? Cos' this is gonna cost ya!...... This is gonna cost ya!

 

[DenieD]

How much you got? Cos' this is gonna cost ya!...... This is gonna cost ya!

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I can give you maybe 50 bucks? I've already spent most of the budget on the cake and food/drinks.

 

[pantskyle]

I can give you maybe 50 bucks? I've already spent most of the budget on the cake and food/drinks.

Deal, I also want the first slice of cake and two dinners.

 

[DenieD]

Deal, I also want the first slice of cake and two dinners.

That can be arranged.

 

[Bonz]

RSVP
Name: Knifey Spoony
Preferred meal: Beef, I'll be looking for beef
Preferred seating: wherever the acoustics are best for me to shout "I object" to this wedding and cause a scene
What song will get you dancing: Unfaithful by Rihanna
Any other comment: Bonz what the hell, I thought we had something special

It's alright, the first dance is still reserved for you.

 

[sausageroll]

Name: Porps
Preferred meal: Chicken
Preferred seating: Middle
What song will get you dancing: "Barbie Girl" - Aqua
Any other comment: The sausageroll Bakery is happy to supply petit fours for dessert, including apple turnovers and cannoli.

Petit fours sound like doggy treats.

Dogs are welcome at the bakery. And their fans too cooney

 

[Bonz]

Name: Mister Mister
Preferred meal: [please pick one] Chicken, Beef, Vegetarian
Preferred seating: [please pick one] Front, Middle, Back (away from PMBangers please)
What song will get you dancing: [if you have a preference] Taylor Swift - "We are never, ever getting back together"
Any other comment: [if required] I'm only come to ONE wedding for Bonz , so if this doesn't work out, I'm not coming next time.

What happens if I marry you next?

 

[DenieD]

What happens if I marry you next?

Can you please not talk about your next marriage before this one has happened.

 

[Cadsky]

Since I was planning on asking Bonz to marry me I'll have to politely decline your invitation.

 

[Riviat]

Golly! As the father of the Bonx bride you are stuck with the bill for the reception.

Isn't that old school tradition??

 

[Dinsdale]

Can I swap my dessert for an extra beer? I'm not really into sweet things.

Sent by shoe phone via Tapatoe

 

[DenieD]

Can I swap my dessert for an extra beer? I'm not really into sweet things.

Sent by shoe phone via Tapatoe

Yes you can. Beers are going to be on the house.

 

[Chipmunk]

Name: Chipmunk
Preferred meal: Vegetarian (Nuts)
Preferred seating: Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat
What song will get you dancing: Chipmunk - Champion
Any other comment: Is Cleverbot invited?

 

[DenieD]

Any other comment: Is Cleverbot invited?

Yes, as long as they don't mess with any electrical appliances.

 

[Chipmunk]

Yes, as long as they don't mess with any electrical appliances.

omgfridge can’t resist.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Since I was planning on asking Bonz to marry me I'll have to politely decline your invitation.

Bonz would never take on such a hideous posting name. Imagine calling yourself Mrs Morpheus of Zion.

 

[Senor M]

Name: Chipmunk
Preferred meal: Vegetarian (Nuts)
Preferred seating: Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat
What song will get you dancing: Chipmunk - Champion
Any other comment: Is Cleverbot invited?

Is Cleverbot your date for the occasion?