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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3
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Ol' Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't tust a pig with watermelons, ya know.
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Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Lol always loved this line.
Lol always loved this line.
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I love that whole scene:
Sherman: We have a special guest, Rainier Wolfcastle, star of the "reprehensible" McBain movies
Wolfcastle: Jay my new film is a mix of action und comedy, it's called McBain: Let's Get Silly
McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?.... that's the joke
Man: You suck McBain!
*shoots audience with machine gun*
McBain: Now my Woody Allen impression. "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls
Man: Hey that really sucked!
*throws grenade into audience*
Wolfcastle: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half, it cost $80 million
Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies
Sherman: Just asking
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Comic Book Guy: Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace: The Final Brassiere.
Oh hurry up, I'm a busy man. Ugh, this high-speed modem is intolerably slow.Hey, what the? Huh, the Internet King.
I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
Homer: Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud internet connection to a one point five megabit fibre-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: (after long pause) Can I have some money now?
The look on Homer's face throughout that scene is pure gold.
Oh hurry up, I'm a busy man. Ugh, this high-speed modem is intolerably slow.Hey, what the? Huh, the Internet King.
I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
Homer: Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud internet connection to a one point five megabit fibre-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: (after long pause) Can I have some money now?
The look on Homer's face throughout that scene is pure gold.
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Bart Perhaps there is just no room for a man and his ducks. That's bart's people.
Mr Burns Crying after watching Smithers do you think maybe the power plant killed those ducks.
Smithers There's no maybe about it Sir.
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THEN WE RIDE THESE BIKES TO MEXICO, AND FREEDOM, WILLY! FREEDOM!
Holy Foley!
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Superintendant Chalmers: Now let's clear this up. Who exactly are you?
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Sergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
Principal Skinner: It's true. I was in his platoon. But, they said you were killed on that scouting mission.
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: No, just captured. It's kind of a funny story, really. After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp, I was sold to China for slave labor. And since '77 I've been making sneakers at gunpoint in a sweatshop in Boo-Haun.
Marge Simpson: That's not a funny story.
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Well, I guess you had to be there.
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Sergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
Principal Skinner: It's true. I was in his platoon. But, they said you were killed on that scouting mission.
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: No, just captured. It's kind of a funny story, really. After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp, I was sold to China for slave labor. And since '77 I've been making sneakers at gunpoint in a sweatshop in Boo-Haun.
Marge Simpson: That's not a funny story.
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Well, I guess you had to be there.
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Sgt. Seymour Skinner: You know, where I come from, there's no better way to get acquainted by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance together.
[to Bart]
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Why don't you lead us, son?
Bart Simpson: Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America.
[makes a farting noise, the kids laugh]
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Well, that's very concise. But it's an insult to everything I suffered for. Now take a seat, junior, and listen to someone who gave their youth in service to their country. Mrs. "Crabapple", the pledge, please?
Mrs. Krabappel: You haven't dealt with women for a long time, have you, Sergeant?
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Are you asking me out?
[to Bart]
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Why don't you lead us, son?
Bart Simpson: Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America.
[makes a farting noise, the kids laugh]
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Well, that's very concise. But it's an insult to everything I suffered for. Now take a seat, junior, and listen to someone who gave their youth in service to their country. Mrs. "Crabapple", the pledge, please?
Mrs. Krabappel: You haven't dealt with women for a long time, have you, Sergeant?
Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Are you asking me out?
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Homer Simpson: [Homer is driving the family car] Okay, once more. Where are we going?
Mrs. Krabappel: To Capitol City.
Homer Simpson: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
[Camera pulls back to reveal Mrs. Krabappel and Mrs. Skinner sitting next to him]
Agnes Skinner: We're going to talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back.
Homer Simpson: And why is Marge here?
[Camera pulls back again to reveal Marge riding shotgun]
Marge Simpson: I came up with the idea.
Homer Simpson: And why am I here?
Marge Simpson: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
Homer Simpson: And why are the kids here?
[Camera pulls back to reveal Bart, Lisa and Maggie in the back seat, sticking their heads out of the window]
Marge Simpson: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
Homer Simpson: Then why is Grandpa here?
[Camera pulls back to reveal that the kids are sitting in Grandpa's lap]
Abe Simpson: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!
[Jasper turns his head around, revealing he is riding in the very rear]
Mrs. Krabappel: To Capitol City.
Homer Simpson: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
[Camera pulls back to reveal Mrs. Krabappel and Mrs. Skinner sitting next to him]
Agnes Skinner: We're going to talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back.
Homer Simpson: And why is Marge here?
[Camera pulls back again to reveal Marge riding shotgun]
Marge Simpson: I came up with the idea.
Homer Simpson: And why am I here?
Marge Simpson: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
Homer Simpson: And why are the kids here?
[Camera pulls back to reveal Bart, Lisa and Maggie in the back seat, sticking their heads out of the window]
Marge Simpson: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
Homer Simpson: Then why is Grandpa here?
[Camera pulls back to reveal that the kids are sitting in Grandpa's lap]
Abe Simpson: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!
[Jasper turns his head around, revealing he is riding in the very rear]
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Homer What are you going to do to us?
Hobo Don't worry I'm not a stabbing hobo I'm a singing hobo. Riding the rails trading stories for sponge baths.
After telling the stories
Hobo You know I believe I told 3 stories
Everyone looks at Homer
Homer Ohhhh I'll meet you back at Delaware.
Hobo Close the door
Hobo You know I do 400 sit ups a day.
Homer Ohh it shows. Yeah I just didn't want to say anything in case it sounded weird.
Hobo Not at all. I like it when people say nice things about my body
Homer I know and its important to feel good about yourself.
Hobo Ohh I agree
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