Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Kram]

“Please sir, you’re destroying my establishment.”
“We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low life commoner!”

 

[lmach]

 

[Matty_G]

Moe: And bring us the finest food you've got stuffed with the second finest
Waiter: Excellent Sir. Lobster, stuffed with Tacos

 

[Kram]

Who needs his money? We’re getting by okay.

Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don’t have any insurance! So, how’s by you?

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Hey you! Get out of my office!

 

[Super Hans]

'Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?'

'What? Get outta here. I'm hungover'.

'Sorry, Miss Barrymore'.

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Bosun]

Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.

Scorpio: We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.

 

[Super Hans]

Okay, here's what we've got: the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

We're through the looking glass here people.

 

[Super Hans]

Hey, it's hammer!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Lisa: Here, Dad. I brought you some nice - Ahh!

Homer: Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way.
Lisa: Dad, that's just a plant.
Homer: Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now, give her a kiss. Kiss her!

Homer: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
All right. Let's get our stories straight. She tripped, right?

 

[Captain Awkward]

All right, brain. It's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.

Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.

Okay, but then we gotta get to work.

 

[Kram]

Why isn't our low-protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others?
It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a whole month's supply! He even ate mine!

 

[Bosun]

Scorpio: Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this... [blows up bridge]
UN member #1: Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
UN member #2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
UN member #1: We can't take that chance.
UN member #2: You always say that. I want to take a chance!!


Yeah guess which episode I watched last night. Total gold.

 

[Kram]

By the way Homer, what's you least favourite country? Italy or France?
France.
haha, nobody ever says Italy..

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Uh.., you have any sugar around here?

Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.

Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?

Homer: Uh...... no.

 

[lmach]

If you want some advice, pal, I wouldn't tackle the big one right away.

Oh yeah? What do you know about...

It's you! You're him!

You're Tony Randall!

 

[Kram]

Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?

Get out.

 

[Super Hans]

Good news, gentlemen. I've grown that extra inch you wanted. Plus several feet more!

 

[moistie]

Lenny: Homer, what's the matter?
Carl: Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?"

 

[Bosun]

Hollis Hurlbut: Now get out. You're banned from this historical society. You and your children, and your children's children................. for three months.

 

[Demonalke]

Alright, here it goes.
Forgive us Jebediah, we mean no disrespect.
Well that settles that, there is no silver tongue, is there Bonesy....

 

[Headless]

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Hollis Hurlbut: Now get out. You're banned from this historical society. You and your children, and your children's children................. for three months.

I use "... for three months" at least three times per week. I get some funny looks.

 

[iluvparis]

As you should - its an average line.