Marlowe
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- Mar 12, 2012
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Salaries. Webster’s dictionary defines a salary with this stock photo:
(Pictured: amorphous blob #1 agrees to payNaturalDisaster amorphous blob #2 a fixed, periodic payment in exchange for their labour as per their employment contract)
Hi guys. This thread is going to feature the very accurate and detailed salary caps of all 12 Sweet FA clubs. Want to find out how much money Poster X is making? Find out here, as all will be revealed.
Notes:
(her name is Betsy and she’s powered by touch. She loves the rigid, machine-like sounds of Nine Inch Nails and she’s fascinated with the work of the late Alain Delon)
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(Pictured: amorphous blob #1 agrees to pay
Hi guys. This thread is going to feature the very accurate and detailed salary caps of all 12 Sweet FA clubs. Want to find out how much money Poster X is making? Find out here, as all will be revealed.
Notes:
- the salary cap is $8,000,000
- the rookie salary is 1% of the cap ($80,000)
- maximum salary allowed per player is 15% of the cap ($1.2m)
- this is based off of the squad submissions from the beginning of Season 30
- some clubs may be over the cap
- a salary cap is not a legitimate piece of headwear
- there is no actual Poster X
- the salaries in this thread were pared down using a Supercomputer that was lent to me from MIT:
(her name is Betsy and she’s powered by touch. She loves the rigid, machine-like sounds of Nine Inch Nails and she’s fascinated with the work of the late Alain Delon)
- this thread has been done before more times than I thought, and I almost don’t want to do it
- when people did this thread before they did tiers. I will not be doing that. Figure out the tiers on your own
- joke posts from the Furies or Bombers about how they pay players with trips to Kittens or in paper bags under the table or any other stupid predictable yobbo s**t will not be tolerated by me. I will report you, Ned
- life is not fair
- there will be no analysis
- no pie charts
- no graphs
- no graphics
- no foul language
- hi, Headless
- there will be some tables thrown together using the colours in Excel to the best of my estimation as to how they relate to the actual club colours
- this post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan, as all my threads are
- this thread will be in random order, starting with these two clubs:
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