Media The Thread With Salary Caps In It (all clubs have been revealed, still more to come, ALL to be revealed later...)

[Marlowe]

Your sad react also helped inspire me to turnaround my thread-starting rigidity and turn this loose lump of a thread idea into something real and concrete.

 

[Matera92]

Marlowe knows jack sh*t about awesome sides like the Furies, so I will do us:

SEASON 30 FIGHTING FURIES SQUAD LIST

3. Grockadoc

4. Rioli8217

8. JackBero (LG)

9. MightyHawks86

10. tigland

11. ChappyUK

13. biaseddustyfan

15. The Half Back

16. Stevi_Tigers

17. Wacky Tiger

18. TJASTA (LG)

19. Elton Johns Wig (LG)

20. Edmund hunt

21. rfctigerarmy

22. Norma Lee Ava

23. Shadow Man

24. Bastyy

25. Piggy Smalls

27. Hate

29. Carson Dial (LG)

33. Sterge

34. Nuffers

42. Mister M

50. Ned_Flanders (VC)

60. This Is Anfield

69. Tigerturbulance (C)

88. fightingfury_88

Wow there's a lot of overpaying going on at your club.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

Spice girls really all about that gold digger life

 

[ClarkeM]

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Your sad react also helped inspire me to turnaround my thread-starting rigidity and turn this loose lump of a thread idea into something real and concrete.

Well, I should have seen that one coming.

 

[SSwans2011]

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Your sad react also helped inspire me to turnaround my thread-starting rigidity and turn this loose lump of a thread idea into something real and concrete.

Check out all that cap space, prospective recruits

 

[Marlowe]

Check out all that cap space, prospective recruits

After you and SweetD take your share of the leftover Bonz money, you'll have enough space to sign [checks notes] ONE rookie!

 

[GremioPower]

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Some of those don’t look right. JOURNOS struggle to guess salary figures, don’t they?

For instance, I’m a sophomore with fewer than 30 matches played so far in my SFA career. I can’t be nowhere near those figures.

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haydo lucky bugger getting paid twice... nice.

Don’t we need to keep him in the books until the end of the season for cap purposes?

 

[GremioPower]

Why do you think the copper pipe at the Underground Stadium keeps going missing?

So that’s why we get home rainy matches from time to time!

 

[Hate]

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Translation:

Not even $3,311,111 can buy a vote these days.

 

[The Half Back]

That's The Half Back. I'd be whatever the middle between a twink and a bear is.

That makes you Daddy.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Just a heads up Marlowe Ned Guy is managing the Dragons salary cap so make sure you take that into account when you include all our $3 million a year back-ended deals.

 

[Bradesmaen]

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Your sad react also helped inspire me to turnaround my thread-starting rigidity and turn this loose lump of a thread idea into something real and concrete.

SSwans2011 overpriced by a long way. He doesn't acknowledge any of the Steve Smiths we post anymore. I hope he hits his face on a mogul in the snow!

 

[Marlowe]

Some of those don’t look right. JOURNOS struggle to guess salary figures, don’t they?

For instance, I’m a sophomore with fewer than 30 matches played so far in my SFA career. I can’t be nowhere near those figures.

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Don’t we need to keep him in the books until the end of the season for cap purposes?

You make a lot good of good points. Maybe you do suck. I've rejiggered the computer with the science broom a few times, and what do you know, the true Swamprats Season 30 salary cap fell out. How about that.




A lot of this thread is a work in progress for next season's one. Lot of kinks still in the system. Lot of rejiggering with the broom is still required.

 

[bomberlegend2007]

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Your sad react also helped inspire me to turnaround my thread-starting rigidity and turn this loose lump of a thread idea into something real and concrete.

I was given $1.1 million plus a Mars Bar to sign with Wonders, so this is way off.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

projectv's salary will balloon to over a million next season, just waiting for his rookie contract can end

 

[Marlowe]

Two more clubs. Feel like I should be using threadmarks or something, maybe tag old Ned to show him the real Furies salary cap, but eh, who cares.

 

[ClarkeM]

PMBangers lol rookie

 

[PMBangers]

PMBangers lol rookie

Marlowe what would my payrise look like? I've put a fairly sizable non-refundable deposit on a pent house near the Eyrie, don't want to have that belligerent meeting with the bank

 

[Callums_Guns]

Two more clubs. Feel like I should be using threadmarks or something, maybe tag old Ned to show him the real Furies salary cap, but eh, who cares.

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I thought Tigerturbulance would be cracking at least 1.2mil

 

[Callums_Guns]

Bastyy has huge pay rise coming after this season

 

[Bastyy]

Bastyy has huge pay rise coming after this season

I should be making more than ******* JackBero

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I thought Tigerturbulance would be cracking at least 1.2mil

I just get paid in goon at the Furies, I might need a new player manager

 

[serial_thrilla]

Marlowe at the end of this could you determine who is getting paid the most $ per match thread post this season?

 

[JackBero]

I should be making more than ******* JackBero

i’d consider myself a legend of the SFA and im sure others would agree

 

[Bastyy]

i’d consider myself a legend of the SFA and im sure others would agree

You are incredibly idiosyncratic, I think most would agree with me here