Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Rusty Cohle]

Even the curvy arches are all ****ed up. GTFO Interpoler.

 

[the_interloper]

If you call maccas mackers you're basically saying Jill Meagher got what she deserved

Kind of stole my next post actually, but unlike the poster I won't name, I won't be ****ing off!

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Speaking of McDonald's I was in there today and I saw this girl come in and ordered a coffee. She then proceeded to produce a carton of almond milk from her bag and asked if they can make her coffee with it. Now I'm not against almond milk or anything. I'm pro almond milk but you're in maccas for ****s sake.

Sounds like a right knob.

 

[HBF]

Michael Schumacker.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Michael Schumacker.

Michael Schumacca*.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

On that note, I should change my username to roo2macker.

 

[peppy la pew]

MackWithNoName

 

[HahnPremium]

 

[Hoffy95]

Kind of stole my next post actually, but unlike the poster I won't name, I won't be ******* off!

If you want to be like this anonymous poster your next move needs to be a strong button mash and then claim victory because of course, you were just trolling.

 

[the_interloper]

If you want to be like this anonymous poster your next move needs to be a strong button mash and then claim victory because of course, you were just trolling.

Thing is I wasn't trolling.

 

[Hoffy95]

Thanks Ben.

 

[Brad Goodman]

High Voltage - Acker Dacker

 

[kfc1]

off-season is pretty boring hey lads

 

[Quivorir]

AC/DC.

 

[Spuddage]

If you want to be like this anonymous poster your next move needs to be a strong button mash and then claim victory because of course, you were just trolling.

His rape victim trolling game is on point.

 

[beez]

Had a mate who spelled ranga's as rangers.

But does he use stray apostrophes?

 

[Off The Couch]

off-season is pretty boring hey lads

Obviously not as exciting as yours by the looks of it

 

[the_interloper]

Christian Petracker
Ali Backer
WACKER
SACKER
alpacker

 

[magic_johnson!]

English drivers licensing people.

Been in the UK for quuite a bit longer than 12 months, so have to convert my license to a British one to be able to drive. Fair enough, seems to be easy enough, just show them you have a full license with some cash and they'll chuck you one in the mail.

Get the form - turns out you need to send them your australian license and passport in the mail, which you will receive your passport and british license back after 4 weeks. FOUR WEEKS?! It literally says on the form "Do not send in your passport if it is needed within four weeks, otherwise you could consider delaying your licence application until you can send us your passport." How do they expect you to go id less, let alone passport less, for a month while europe is so close?

Better than Americans I suppose, who have to sit the test, because not being from the Commonwealth apparently makes you a worse driver...?

 

[The Lemon]

campaigners who sit in between 2 seats on the train.

campaigners who park 3/4 of a car spot next to you at the station, and you know a certain piece of shit is going to squeeze in and scratch both cars. ****ing Springvale women drivers. campaigner

 

[Shell]

The campaigners who live next door who park right in the middle of the nature strip out the front of houses so others can't park there.

Considering we live in a small cul de sac it is beyond selfish.

 

[the_interloper]

campaigners who sit in between 2 seats on the train.

campaigners who park 3/4 of a car spot next to you at the station, and you know a certain piece of shit is going to squeeze in and scratch both cars. ******* Springvale women drivers. campaigner

There are a lot of bad drivers around that area, male and female, if you know what I mean.

 

[tehnoodnub]

There are a lot of bad drivers around that area, male and female, if you know what I mean.

Racist

 

[Hoffy95]

There are a lot of bad drivers around that area, male and female, if you know what I mean.

Racist

He might just mean McDonald's. Who knows anymore.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

When you pop into a Mackers for a coffee and to read the paper and a ******* Mother's Group arrives and sits right next to you.

I didn't know McDowell's had opened in Australia