Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[MrsEddieBetts]

MEB_ are you off the drink now?

Yep. It has been 4 months now waahhhh. When we were on holidays all I wanted was a bottle glass of wine out on the balcony...can't be done.

 

[Gough]

Yep. It has been 4 months now waahhhh. When we were on holidays all I wanted was a bottle glass of wine out on the balcony...can't be done.

My ma didn't drink until after I was born but happily puffed on 25 a day while pregnant.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My ma didn't drink until after I was born but happily puffed on 25 a day while pregnant.

No alcohol, no cigarettes, no soft cheese, no deli meat, no fun...

 

[Freofalcon]

No alcohol, no cigarettes, no soft cheese, no deli meat, no fun...

My Mum lived on all the above when she was having me.

I turned out OK.

 

[the_interloper]

No alcohol, no cigarettes, no soft cheese, no deli meat, no fun...

Until the kid pops out, then the fun begins again!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Until the kid pops out, then the fun begins again!

That's what I keep telling myself

 

[the_interloper]

That's what I keep telling myself

You'll have earnt a dart and a can after a pregnancy I reckon, seems like a tough gig.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

You'll have earnt a dart and a can after a pregnancy I reckon, seems like a tough gig.

It's not all sunshine and roses like they make it out to be in movies. It's puking, not sleeping, headaches, hot flushes and getting fat.

 

[Freofalcon]

It's not all sunshine and roses like they make it out to be in movies. It's puking, not sleeping, headaches, hot flushes and getting fat.

Sounds like my hangovers.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

OH! And constant weeing. How could I forget the weeing?!

 

[Freofalcon]

OH! And constant weeing. How could I forget the weeing?!

Like I said...

 

[Tadpole]

It's not all sunshine and roses like they make it out to be in movies. It's puking, not sleeping, headaches, hot flushes and getting fat.

Yep. It seems to be about the only time in a woman's life that it's socially acceptable to put on weight. Thankfully I had no throwing up. Just nausea, exhaustion around week 6 and 7, and some heartburn in the later weeks. Not awful, but not a walk in the park either.

 

[Off The Couch]

No alcohol, no cigarettes, no soft cheese, no deli meat, no fun...

Will be worth the wait

 

[raskolnikov]

The new Gaydar layout is f***ing shithouse.

Scruff FTW.

 

[Doss]

That's what I keep telling myself

My mother had a glass of wine every second day while she was carrying me.

































Probably explains plenty.

 

[Aussie_boy]

Dogs not on leads. Call me harsh but I don't appreciate dogs coming up and jumping on me when I am out and about. Seems to be a regular thing as well, maybe I'm just unlucky.

 

[Gralin]

Going to work after your kid kept you up half the night

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Any new cravings MEB_ as well as suddenly liking food you didn't prior?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Also, I hope you've got plenty of dad jokes lined up HBF.

 

[perthblue]

PSA to perth floggos: if you are returning to your car in a packed carpark, and you see someone waiting to take your spot, don't be an oblivious floggo and take seven eternities to enter your car and leave the carpark. No painstaking organisation of bags, and definitely no texting. Just get in your car and **** off.

 

[HBF]

Also, I hope you've got plenty of dad jokes lined up HBF.

Absolutely.
Been practicing dad jokes for some time now.

 

[Gough]

Absolutely.
Been practicing dad jokes for some time now.

Don't try to be a cool dad, a mate of mine is doing this at the moment, and it's tragic.

 

[Off The Couch]

PSA to perth floggos: if you are returning to your car in a packed carpark, and you see someone waiting to take your spot, don't be an oblivious floggo and take seven eternities to enter your car and leave the carpark. No painstaking organisation of bags, and definitely no texting. Just get in your car and **** off.

No

 

[perthblue]

No

 

[Doss]

No alcohol, no cigarettes, no soft cheese, no deli meat, no fun...

I'd struggle without a drink because I enjoy one or two. Or even five or six.

But I reckon no soft cheese would drive me ****ing bonkers.