Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Quivorir]

Its not. If you watch 30 seconds of the video it counts as a view.

 

[Mofra]

Its not. If you watch 30 seconds of the video it counts as a view.

Nobody has viewed my sex tape

 

[Syd]

Better than peeing on the wall in your bedroom. Your wife would think that you are a dickhead.

No neighbours fence nearby????

 

[Syd]

Nobody has viewed my sex tape

It's too short!

/thatswhatshesaid

 

[Paul66]

When we visit a friend's house and I need to use the toilet, I always switch the toilet paper from "overs" to "unders" or vice versa. Even if I don't need to use the toilet paper.

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[RedmanWasHere]

When we visit a friend's house and I need to use the toilet, I always switch the toilet paper from "overs" to "unders" or vice versa. Even if I don't need to use the toilet paper.

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I switch to the overs but only the overs.

 

[GROTTO]

I enjoy taking all my clothes off to go to the toilet. Obviously only do this at home or in a hotel.

A mate put me onto it and it's nice.

When you take a piss as well?

 

[GROTTO]

When I walk past a smoker in the street and he/she is exhaling out the smoke, I wonder if they would like if I farted in their face.

Is it not the same level of disrespect for anyone?

 

[GROTTO]

I dont think I've ever had French toast before. How's it done? Egg and something else?

Please let me know if and when you decide.

You are in for a treat. Your taste buds will be having a euphoric high.

The 15 Best Places for French Toast in Melbourne

We did the research so that you don't have to. Chez Dré and Demitri’s Feast are on the list. See what other places made the cut.

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[GROTTO]

Love vanilla ice cream!

If I ever get supermarket ice cream its always vanilla. Rich and creamy.

 

[GROTTO]

Really!

Did you have to scoop as well?? When I was at Hoyts circa 1996-2001, we made all the choc tops by hand it was an awful job to do. Thankfully I only did about 3 or 4 shifts making them in those 5 years

*I sometimes put lollies in the bottom of the cones of mine.

Gosh I totally forgot about these.

It was seriously my greatest happy place. A good movie and a choc top.

 

[GROTTO]

It was hard work that.

The expected us to make 1 rack per hour. So thats... 4 x 6 each row, so thats almost 100 ice creams in an hour.

I could only ever manage 3 racks in 4 hours.

On reflection, those choc tops were so expensive and so poor in quality, but at the time it felt like heaven in my mouth.

 

[GROTTO]

Telstra/Optus etc. have a number blocking service, look into it...

Pennsylvania, 5 mins from NYC.
Speaking of Jesus - the boss also gave me a Bible! When I politely refused he says; "It's not for you buddy, it's for those who will knock on your door trying to sell you one. Show this to them and say you're following the lords message and they will not only leave, but also remove your address from their list.."

I never got spam calls or messages, that was until I broke up with my GF.

I remember telling her I have had the same number for years and never had nuisance calls.

 

[GROTTO]

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FMD

If youre a kid, that slippery dip would be bloody awesome to come down for every meal.

My dream one day is to get one of these, I need to minimize my stair climbing after leg day at the gym.

 

[Cruyff14]

FMD

If youre a kid, that slippery dip would be bloody awesome to come down for every meal.

My dream one day is to get one of these, I need to minimize my stair climbing after leg day at the gym.

You know you can reply to posts collectively right

 

[peternorth]

You know you can reply to posts collectively right

 

[GROTTO]

You know you can reply to posts collectively right

You should have really posted this in the "Things that shit me thread" lol.

Yeah sorry, I was having a quiet Saturday night and got stuck in the thread and enjoyed responding.

 

[Xtreme]

When someone wants a voice message updating on what's been going on my life in recent times (haven't spoken in over a year) I always take the opportunity to take the piss

The opening of my message contains the first 20 seconds of Careless Whisper

 

[craigos]

When you take a piss as well?

No but the caveat is that if it's a hot day I will indeed drop everything to the floor. Let some breeze wash around my nuts.

 

[La Dispute]

Does anyone else hit the ‘remove’ button when ugly people crop up on the Facebook friends suggestion list?

Dunno why but it feels really satisfying.

 

[the_interloper]

Been ****ing about all week trying to learn to make tortillas from scratch. Long story but not much success so far, they're $2 for 8 from Coles, why the hell would I bother?

 

[phantom13]

When I walk past a smoker in the street and he/she is exhaling out the smoke, I wonder if they would like if I farted in their face.

Is it not the same level of disrespect for anyone?

As much as it annoys me i have the tiniest degree of sympathy for them.

Its been banned just about everywhere, youre effectively a social leper now if you do smoke, so when they have their dirty 2 minute smoke i imagine theyre probably just tuned out and not doing it on purpose.

Plus vapers are worse, swear those flogs actively try to blow the maximum amount of smoke into a crowd.

 

[Billy ray]

Been ******* about all week trying to learn to make tortillas from scratch. Long story but not much success so far, they're $2 for 8 from Coles, why the hell would I bother?

These and only ever these

 

[GROTTO]

As much as it annoys me i have the tiniest degree of sympathy for them.

Its been banned just about everywhere, youre effectively a social leper now if you do smoke, so when they have their dirty 2 minute smoke i imagine theyre probably just tuned out and not doing it on purpose.

Plus vapers are worse, swear those flogs actively try to blow the maximum amount of smoke into a crowd.

No sympathy from me unfortunately. Cigarette smoke is a known carcinogen. A disregard for their life, the lives of their loved ones and anyone taking in second smoke.

I know its brutal its how I feel.

 

[phantom13]

No sympathy from me unfortunately. Cigarette smoke is a known carcinogen. A disregard for their life, the lives of their loved ones and anyone taking in second smoke.

I know its brutal its how I feel.

Nah it’s not brutal. I think I’m more shitty the govt continues to just tax it instead of banning it which means they can smoke in the street, holistically I agree with you.