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Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

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I always crack my thumb, and it gives me lots of pleasure cos I can bend it back real far (its double-jointed, hitch-hikers thumb). I always have the radio volume in the car on 13. whenever i'm nervous I play with my fringe (although I guess alot of people do that, I have a prey long side fringe btw), whenever i'm typing, I rest my chin on my knee, I can flex my breasts like up and down, without touching them and I do that whenever I'm listening to music, I do it to the beat, i always walk across my bed, not around it, I often wake up the wrong way round in my bed or on the floor,um....can't think of anything else atm
edit: through another thread I found out you were year 8.

ABORT. ABORT.
 

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I always take the plate/bowl that is second to the top of the pile.

Lightly kick or punch any kitchen cupboard before I open it... because my kitchen was overrun by mice about 5 years ago and they'd always be lurking behind the door, ready to come at me. It's a habit I can't get myself out of.

Never leave the car without putting the handbrake on.
 
I always take the plate/bowl that is second to the top of the pile.

yep. never know what's been lurking on the top bowl.

and like to grab the second newspaper from the top of the pile at the shop for some reason.... sometimes i can't be bothered.

Never leave the car without putting the handbrake on.
 
Licking the flavor off everything i eat, from Savoys to Barbecue shapes, weird addiction.
 
That's a stupid one. So many people put their handbrake on full even when they're on a flat surface.

I only put my handbrake on when on a hill.
 

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What kinds of poo have you experienced?

6 cateogories

1. The clean sweep - Long, straight and solid
2. The big square - Long, straight but square in shape and leaves a mess
3. The regulation dump - Very random shape leaving a average amount of mess depending on what you ate and the suction of the toilet you sit on
4. The droplets - Small balls of fudge that leave small bits of lump mess
5. The explosion - Name explains itself. Leaves behind a awful mess
6. The fountain - Peeing through your ass is another explanation for it. Leaves watery stains behind that smell but are of little danger. Burns too
 
They sound like things you could better differentiate between by visual inspection rather than smell.

And who doesn't have a quick squizz post dump
 

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Usually this is no more than a one wiper, there have been times where I no i can just pull my pants up and not even worry about wiping, but this is an area where you can take no chances

When I broke my back I had to use this highchair to do a **** because I couldnt bend down and sit on the toilet seat. Deadset 9 times out of 10 I got a clean sweeper. It wasnt because of a change of diet etc, its because I was sitting more upright and also IMO the increased oxygen flow from butt to drop off point in the bowl itself.

We could save billions in toilet paper by testing my theory I think
 
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