Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[kfc1]

We're getting some stuff framed at work, everyone was asked to write their name and title for the accompanying plaque.

I wrote "*My Name*: Legendary Love-Maker and Sudoku Extraordinaire"

I got in trouble because everyone started following my lead.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Never had a wet dream crew

Anyone else get 2min chicken noodles, sprinkle seasoning over the top and then eat it out of the packet?

 

[kfc1]

Never had a wet dream crew

Anyone else get 2min chicken noodles, sprinkle seasoning over the top and then eat it out of the packet?

Used to do this as a teenager.

 

[Quivorir]

Never had a wet dream crew

Anyone else get 2min chicken noodles, sprinkle seasoning over the top and then eat it out of the packet?

Only way to eat them.

 

[The Passenger]

Still talking about noodles i see.

 

[Cruyff14]

I put on button up shirts on like regular t-shirts.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Never had a wet dream crew

Anyone else get 2min chicken noodles, sprinkle seasoning over the top and then eat it out of the packet?

Yep, that's the only way I eat 2 minute noodles, though my flavour is beef. Not a fan of the stinky fingers afterwards though.

 

[bkozican]

Anybody have potato chip sandwich or tomato sauce sandwiches ?

 

[Scotland]

Anybody have potato chip sandwich or tomato sauce sandwiches ?

Just chips or sauce - no.

Ham & cheese sandwich for example with chips - absolutely.

 

[Gough]

You're both freaks.

 

[The Half Back]

Yep, that's the only way I eat 2 minute noodles, though my flavour is beef. Not a fan of the stinky fingers afterwards though.

But stinky fingers are always fun?

 

[BALKAN]

LOL tomato sauce sandwich. The third world country of snacks.

 

[Xtreme]

Anybody have potato chip sandwich or tomato sauce sandwiches ?

I used to combine butter with tomato sauce on bread when i was younger, it tasted pretty good

 

[beez]

love having ears syringed.

Got my ears syringed for the first time yesterday. It is rather disconcerting how loud everything is.

 

[peternorth]

Got my ears syringed for the first time yesterday. It is rather disconcerting how loud everything is.

it's like another world isnt it?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Go outside at night and blow to see how cold it is.

 

[Tzatziki_Man]

When I'm in the comfort of my own home and am wearing EAP (easily accessible pants, ie, tracksuit pants) I often have one of my hands in my pants and I fiddle with my diddle. The other hand has to control the TV remote, type on the keyboard, browse the mobile.

I especially love doing it when it's cold, find it's the warmest place to go. My girlfriend hates it...I always tell her 'who said men can't multi-task?'

 

[Cruyff14]

I wear socks to bed (unless it's a warm night etc), and I tuck my pajama pants into my socks.

 

[MrNatural]

Does anyone else have a bat before bed without climaxing in the hope of having a wet dream?

I do that to build up a bit of pressure if I'm planning on having sex later
Not for wet dreams though.
I find the dreams i have about women generally come out of nowhere and are usually about women who i don't have a deep infatuation for

 

[Quivorir]

I do that to build up a bit of pressure if I'm planning on having sex later
Not for wet dreams though.
I find the dreams i have about women generally come out of nowhere and are usually about women who i don't have a deep infatuation for

Wouldn't that just make you finish quicker?

 

[MrNatural]

Wouldn't that just make you finish quicker?

Majority of the time i have the opposite issue, usually takes me too long to finish.

 

[Vic Vinegar]

Never had a wet dream crew

Anyone else get 2min chicken noodles, sprinkle seasoning over the top and then eat it out of the packet?

Yeah, used to do this. Also used to cook the noodles, throw away the seasoning then dump a shitload of tomato sauce on. Yeah baby.

 

[darcytiger]

I play Tetris on my phone, a lot. Like 20 times per day. My Tetris obsession started in like year 9 at school (I'm 23 now). When I'm lying in bed or just sitting around I'll subconsciously play it and visualise how the tiles fit together.
If I'm on a roll I'll imagine that I'm in some sort of Tetris championships and I commentate my game "Hows he going to get out of this one? He looks finished, Mike" "HE'S CLEARED IT! HE'S CLEARED IT! WHAT A COMEBACK!"

I get blisters on my feet a lot from work. I love peeling them back, letting the skin dry out till its quite hard and sitting on the couch with a razor blade, slicing bit by bit.

At home I'll sometimes piss whilst sitting, especially if I'm really tired. I think Neil off the inbetweeners said it is 'like a little treat' haha

I have never had to get up in the middle of the night to piss. EVER. It always perplexed me when I'd go to stay and friends places and their mum would tell me where the toilet was 'incase i needed to get up during the night'. What the hell people? Control your liquids. I can even go to the pub, have a few schooeys and go to bed without pissing.

Gross kid/teenager stuff...

If I was blocked up and had a lot of phlegm, I would hock it and spit it at the side of my bedside table, it would dry up and I'd pick it off a few days later.

I had a bit of acne when I was a teenager, used to pop my pimples then wipe the head/puss on the frame of my mirror. I'd let it build up and after a while I'd get a bit of toilet paper and wipe it all off at once, was pretty gross how much would build up on it after a couple of weeks.

 

[BALKAN]

You are a disgusting freak darcytiger
But i am mirin your bladder.

 

[Vic Vinegar]

Why do so many males have an obsession with their bodily excretions?