Things You'd Rather Do With Ur $ Than Join The Eagles...

[Docker Dolph]

I read in Lach's thread about the financial crisis that 2.5% of Filth members had failed to renew their debt with the devils. I thought to myself "only that many!".

It got me thinking, what atrocious act of waste could I find that I'd rather commit $400 too than joining up at Feral HQ.

i) Pay someone to follow me around playing Kylie Monogue songs on an accordion for 2 weeks.
ii) Pour $400 worth of bleach in my eyes and ears.
iii) Getting "Clueless" tattooed across my forehead.
iv) Buying $400 worth of jelly beans and pushing them all up my nose.
v) Covering myself in $400 worth of fish guts and swimming to Rotto during shark season.

 

[Clay Davis]

Get a Fremantle membership.

 

[Stronzo]

Finely chops 400 onions

 

[silverscope]

Pay a guy $390 to poke $10's worth of skewers into my body

 

[smkwd]

Go to the bank and trade the readies in for $400 worth of 5c pieces... then give them all away as asspennies...

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies

 

[estibador]

 

[Kickett Punches Read]

buy $400 worth of firepower shares
buy $400 of chuck norris movies and tv series'
buy $400 worth of plane tickets to adelaide
hire craig macloughlin to do $300 worth of his stand up comedy then $100 worth of him playing "hey mona" live
hire danny green to give me $400 worth of un-gloved punches to the face, kidney's and groin
buy $400 worth of the "hit" tv series 18 wheels of justice

 

[malpaso]

Pay Dean Solomon to rub out the entire team with his elbow..

 

[Split Personality]

I'd rather sit thrugh 400 episodes of NCIS, back to back with no alcohol.

 

[Moo]

Buy $400 worth of bank shares and wait a week or two and then sell them and buy a $2 scratchie

 

[dockers_bengals]

I'd rather sit thrugh 400 episodes of NCIS, back to back with no alcohol.

For only $400 and sober
Watch $400 worth of synchronised swimming and/or dressarge(that horse thing they do)

 

[Chops_a_must]

Finely chops 400 onions

What are you telling me Gonzo?


16 tabs would be sweet.

My own mushroom setup... iuno.

Far far too many things.

Offer Tod Johnston and V Capri the money to do a gig. You reckon they'd go for the 400 bucks?

 

[WA ROO]

Here you guys
http://www.kangaroos.com.au/membership/countryinterstatemembership/tabid/13502/default.aspx


Remember Royal Blue and White stripes is the new black

 

[silverscope]

2 for the price of 1 WA roo! with some change ta boot!

 

[WA ROO]

2 for the price of 1 WA roo! with some change ta boot!

So what are you waiting for?
Join in the Chorus

 

[DerpWerls]

Chuck it on Richo for the Brownlow at $67
Buy a Fixie
$400 worth of Midstrength and Chips from Subi Oval
Give it to Kevin Rudd as thanks for the $950

 

[The Night Shift]

Chuck it on Richo for the Brownlow at $67
Buy a Fixie
$400 worth of Midstrength and Chips from Subi Oval
Give it to Kevin Rudd as thanks for the $950

Great, so you'll only have enough to last to half time

 

[silverscope]

So what are you waiting for?
Join in the Chorus

Obviously you didn't notice my location, which is in victoria, so not 2 for the price of one for me! but for the wa boys