i used to open with "you look so tasty, i want to spread you on my morning toast" for some reason i thought this was really sexy
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The rejection could have been, Don't bring me down, Bruce!!
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Newly single so just got tinder for the first time. Googled some openers and the best response was to, 'I want to paint you green and smack you like a bad avocado'. 3/4 resulted in conversations.
Have absolutely no idea why.
Have absolutely no idea why.
My completely uninformed assertion would be daddy issues
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tinder sloots gon' sloot on tinder
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Who's your daddy!!
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This guy!*
*Slight possibility I may not be Brock Lesnar's biological daughter
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Quite clearly not worth your time
Can't be, his opener is "Lets role play, you be Andrew Swallow, and I'll pound you."
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She may be my daughter then? I think thats how babies and stuff work.
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So was mine. I was on my best behaviour
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I dated them both. Collingwood won and they both looked sad. It was fantastic.
You delicious lady smooches made me feel better though
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90% of dudes are creeps on Tinder. Make normal conversation and you will do well because you're better than most of their matches.
And openers are pathetic. Pick something from their bio or pictures and comment on it. Much better convo starter.
And openers are pathetic. Pick something from their bio or pictures and comment on it. Much better convo starter.
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Unless you have a good opener. Most openers aren't good
What, like "Nice ****, I'd like to drop a load on them"?
Just as I thought, no responses. Why do girls insist on saying "hey". Like, wow you messaged first but that's all you got?
Perfect
comesic openers are funny to read but in reality they scream aspergers/social ineptitude. and if an opener 'works' on a girl then ur either a handsome fella in which case ANY line would work, or the girl is a desperate and/or crazy flooZy
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