Media Truth Is The New Banned Substance - Part One and Two now complete

[Matera92]

Wait The Filth Wizard missed All SFA?

 

[Wosh]

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WAIT Julian Assange is kicked out of the Transalvanian Embassy and this thread appears...
#Jebusleaks

 

[por_please_ya]

LanceWoodenSpoon has some explaining to do lel

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Why would I play for the Gumbies if I wanted to be noticed?

Wait, that was the outside voice.

Answer .... because you want to be a big fish in a small pond, rather than a small fish in a large pond

Look at me

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

As for my SC noms — I know this is a lowbrow but 4 wins to 0 mate
That is all

Savage.



Everyone else eat s**t. Bears are getting 9 All-SFA berths because we played someone on a flank and you were too daft to think of it. Apologies to the Bombers who just now became aware of such positions. Try and keep up with our Space Age reckonings in S28 and in the mean time just oil those melt guns for awards season. Bless.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Picking on someone with a learning disability, are you Dutton?

If you're serious please PM me as I have no idea what you're on about

he would but rfc is not that smart

 

[Tigerturbulance]

So has a spill occurred of the Gumbies Leadership ....does BRAB know he's gone ......this is more exciting than MAFS

what beautiful couples they make

 

[Dav]

I did it once and I'll do it again...

And now with Baz gone there's no one stopping me from continuing Josh's work alongside him.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

what beautiful couples they make
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BRAB looks like he's shitting himself

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Really quite a damning expose.

The All SFA is sacred and should not be manipulated like this.

As a 6 time All SFA representative I am disgusted by this.

 

[Sausages]

I noted the comments about @BRAB's "absence" on the podcast however he has slotted in quite nicely at the Bears under a different name.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

don't worry Sausages; I run nude with you
brabs a helmet and youre an ant-eater
People may be able to change avatars and names, but not the sausage

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Savage.



Everyone else eat s**t. Bears are getting 9 All-SFA berths because we played someone on a flank and you were too daft to think of it. Apologies to the Bombers who just now became aware of such positions. Try and keep up with our Space Age reckonings in S28 and in the mean time just oil those melt guns for awards season. Bless.

Not anymore mate the captains won't allow it. Either that or all teams will employ this tactic.

Game over man

 

[fumbler]

Who fumbler ?

Stalking is a form of following.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Not anymore mate the captains won't allow it. Either that or all teams will employ this tactic.

Game over man

You can rule out the Furies. Planning isn't our thing

 

[CakeEater]

More like , the silence is a sign of no mention until now . I’m genuinely hurt

por_please_ya gave me the heads up that this thread was coming... but I didn’t expect it so soon. Also I thought Baz’s defection would foil your thread!

As porps and I discussed over brunch on the weekend and my beloved bears brethren know , stats don’t matter much to me , but matchups and the lineups do!

I loved hanging with JoshWoodenSpoon and kane249 in the HB line in my early games , so much so that I asked to be sent back to HBF for game 4 after being matched up on porps (despite my inability to recognise it due to my directional dyslexia ) when we played your mob .

I did the team thing in the weeks after and spammed up the threads whilst sticking to HBF rather than conceding frees and kicking points in HFF.

I was rightly shifted away from the flanks when I was quieter over the last 2 weeks due to work and my Melbourne trip , but this week , my lovely LG group accommodated my request to matchup on my SC nemesis CakeEater in celebration of derby week (so I moved from CHB to HBF) and cake appreciation round .

I have already requested to play FB against Tarkyn_24 next week - so bring it on sweet prince!

TLDR - I’m all about direct matchups and doing the team thing . I don’t really care about stats. My team and porps herself can back me up. Porps cares way too much about stats which is why I was paying her out for it a few weeks ago when she was sent to HBF after a few quiet weeks

As for my SC noms — I know this is a lowbrow but 4 wins to 0 mate
That is all

Nemesis?

Just because I have better tastes in musicals than you..

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Stalking is a form of following.

thats what I keep telling my neigbours, but they just don't get it

 

[fumbler]

thats what I keep telling my neigbours, but they just don't get it
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rfctiger74 is one ugly campaigner

 

[Ned_Flanders]

rfctiger74 is one ugly campaigner

Thanks dude, I work hard to look this good

 

[Barrybran]

thats what I keep telling my neigbours, but they just don't get it
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Sheesh. Imagine being the midwife at childbirth.

 

[MWPP]

Nemesis?

Just because I have better tastes in musicals than you..

I was referencing our team list
Your partner has better taste than both of us
She should nom more often!

 

[AceAndy]

View attachment 652886Presents..........


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A rouge element..............


As was broken sensationally on this weeks podcast by our very own Loonerty, we here at East Side Media have uncovered a heinous plot to steal coveted All SFA positions from far more deserving players through manipulating the highly contentious "utility" provision introduced by (I can't believe he's still admin) Cloud_ .....

By rotating their more active posters through various positions across the field in a desperate attempt to bump up their stats, the Bears hierarchy are making fools of the entire competition and mocking YOU personally. Only an idiot would be deceived by this clumsy slight of hand and yet last season saw one of the most popular players in the history of Qooty cruelly robbed of his rightful spot in the All SFA squad only to be replaced by a player with the most questionable morals within the league.



To put things in perspective here is The Filth Wizard reaction to missing out on All SFA selection last season.
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And here is Cadaver's Admin application
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Before I go too deep into the specifics of the biggest rort in SFA history, let me unveil the masked men responsible for for ruining your year and expose their role in this.

The Mastermind:

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JoshWoodenSpoon driven by his desire for a BEEZ three peat has brought the competition into disrepute and there has been rumours the new Admin may strip him of previous medals. Something i would endorse and I suggest everybody gets behind this movement.



The Doctor:
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Doctor Gero was the brains behind the operation.

The beneficiary:
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Cadaver accepting one of the most undeserved All SFA medals in the history of the competition.

East Side Media reached out to the Bears leadership group for a response but all we received was this tweet

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The height of arrogance.

Special thanks to por_please_ya for her excellent shoop work

I agree with The Jesus this is an absolute outrage !!!

 

[Agent93]

thats what I keep telling my neigbours, but they just don't get it
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Please let this be a real photo of you.

 

[Sausages]

Please let this be a real photo of you.

Come for a nudie run with us Agent and you'll find out

 

[WaynesWorld19]

So has part 2 been posted yet ?