Roast Umpires thread

[Shazza_]

how much are they gonna ream us this week? we are playing the umpires pets

was 26-7 last time and sidearse and pendles had a license to throw the ball and hold it for as long as they like while getting spun around in a tackle..

 

[smasha]

Umpies will roger us,bring lube.

 

[Al Heimer]

Up to Dimma to change the way he talks about umpiring this week. Diplomacy and niceness just dont work.

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[SavDog23]

Preview of the reaming we are gonna get from the Umps this Friday...

 

[Neen]

Collingchoke's free kick count would be in triple figures if O'Gorman, DeBoy and Chamberpot umpire this Friday. Regardless there will be at least a +15 Frees for the Wobblers..

 

[SavDog23]

Umpire 32 should leave the country as every Tiger supporter will be out for him after todays ****ing atrocity.

Go and get ****** you dog campaigner.

 

[CholEstrol]

Umpire 32 should leave the country as every Tiger supporter will be out for him after todays ******* atrocity.

Go and get ****** you dog campaigner.

He lucky we won otherwise he would have needed a rescue helicopter to get him out of the G.

 

[TJASTA]

Honestly, they are ****ing useless today.

 

[Tiger2709]

Did the umipres just umpire high marks from behind out of the game, or is that just for Jack the forward that gets the least benefit from umpires Ive ever seen.

Cant wait for the AFL excuse of the week for this week.

 

[Tiger2709]

Umpire 32 should leave the country as every Tiger supporter will be out for him after todays ******* atrocity.

Go and get ****** you dog campaigner.

If you didnt know that umpires are impeccably honest you might think some are on the take....if they weren't impeccably honest as I mentioned before.

 

[telsor]

Honestly, they are ******* useless today.

'Today' seems redundant.

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[Al Heimer]

OK i've finished Floggerfield, you're next Dusty:


GTFO:

 

[Coach_Required]

AFL have decided this is no longer mark of the year and should have been a free kick to Gawn.

 

[GoTigers2015]

 

[GoTigers2015]

The umpires either incompetent or cheats

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Yeah take note Toby Green...oh wait it's Richmond drag out the Rule Book for paying frees against!

 

[Thrasher97]

Weagles nuffy's on AFL FB page saying that we won because of our frees. The bloody Umps kept THEM in it, every time we had momentum it was a free kick to them

 

[Rancid_Beasties]

Not even sure that the Riewoldt decisions were the worst.

That push in the back free kick against caddy for w.rioli was atrocious.

 

[Tony Harrison]

And the weagles fans think we had the rub .
Show's just how good they get it in the west.

 

[Drofder]

Mollison should apologise to us after that performance he dispensed on us yesterday.

 

[SunshineBoy]

Last week we had razor satin he didn’t pay a free to Higgins because he razor was belligerent, there is no room for the cheating pricks in our game

 

[Tiges1229]

I don't give a shit what people say umpires have there fav teams whom they love and hate and pay frees accordingly, also wouldn't be at all surprised either if Umpires bet on games through third parties. Media sport all this bs "oh but its such a hard game to umpire" go and get ****ed , if us in the stands can see frees not given or given for no reason surely those blind maggots on the ground can as well and do there jobs properly.

 

[Tiges1229]

Mollison should apologise to us after that performance he dispensed on us yesterday.

should be ****ing sacked

 

[SunshineBoy]

should be ******* sacked

Razor should have been dropped after his comments last week, but the afl is a rigged competiotion

 

[This Is Anfield]

The first "studs up" and the "Rioli push in the back" are up their with the free kick to Brisbane against Scott Thompson!!
Awful decisions.