What are some of your personally favourite things fans say when you go to the footy?

[MadMundy]

You can't beat when a free kick is paid within the first few minutes- "He's been doing it all day ump!!"

Or the all time classic when a player is tackled after having the ball for 0.00000001 seconds- "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

 

[Moist Biscuit]

"You can't pay that one and not the other one!"

 

[Nostradumbass]

* of you ******* maggot campaigner

 

[Senor M]

"Get out of my seat"

 

[wal]

"You're a very unattractive man Margetts"

 

[Bunk Moreland]

There's nothing better than going to the footy and being near a frustrated stand-up comedian who is gonna use all of his material.

But tbh I'd be happy in a whole bay of them if it meant going to the footy atm.

 

[Taylor]

"Oh so you pay THAT one!"

"Just kick it" followed shortly by "There's nobody there, why kick it there??"

"There was absolutely nothing in that at all" ... from 200m away in the rain and no tv.

 

[Chief]

There's nothing better than going to the footy and being near a frustrated stand-up comedian who is gonna use all of his material.

But tbh I'd be happy in a whole bay of them if it meant going to the footy atm.

God a few years ago at Lions v Pies at the Gabba we had one bloke a few seats down shouting "Hot Pies! Get ya hot pies!" every time they did something. Every time he did it he'd look around for anyone reacting.

 

[iluvparis]

Well played number 37

 

[Rusty Brookes]

"Would you like a beer?"

 

[LeppaMessiah]

When two players start pushing each other being tough guys and someone yells “you’re my hero number (insert jumper number of player)!” Is definitely the best. I laugh every time.

 

[Ekomaira]

when the opposite team has possession switching the ball and can't get through a zone, "ohhhh man up!!!"

 

[Rusty Brookes]

As for best calls, Cameron Bruce in one of his handful games for Hawthorn ends up in a dust-up. Mate of mine calls out

"Cam Bruce has gone mad. Cam Bruce has gone mad. CAM BRUCE HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD"

Here's the reference for younger and non-Victorian types. Better days I tells ya.

 

[Wosh]

Can you go get me a beer and a chocolate please.

 

[Ekomaira]

"Just kick it" followed shortly by "There's nobody there, why kick it there??"

the worst

 

[MadMundy]

the worst

Also "IT'S FOOTBALL NOT HANDBALL"

 

[Bastyy]

"Why are you kicking it backwards??"

 

[McOrist]

I like hearing "I think it's my shout!"

 

[Chism]

One i heard at the footy a few years back was an opposition supporter talking about/abusing Bryce Gibbs and he said " Your so scared of the pack Gibbs you don't even play cards "....

Must admit i did chuckle at it!

 

[BallaratBulldog]

 

[HaroLad]

The old woman who is always a few rows in front that yells anytime there are consecutive handballs 'Just kick it!'

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"Get that ugly campaigner!" Said by a lovely lady who sits behind me.

 

[Harris Specter]

"Get a haircut"

To literally any player with longer than an army's hairstyle.

 

[RudyBlue]

‘No way’
‘Get ****ed’
‘* off’

 

[Heaps of fun]

"I have coronavirus"