What are some of the best commentary one-liners in footy?

[PowerfulPies2023]

Sandy Roberts '' Matera sets sail for home. And the Eagles. Hit the front

Cometti's Wilson cork in the ocean but holy * that's been played to death.

Cometti '' Ablett. 5 metres out. Any score will do. Geelong are in the Grand Final ''

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Anthony Hudson reherses his one liners and they are all bad eg 'It's the miracle on grass', '13' ect

Jack Dyer 'He's a good ordinary footballer'

 

[GhostofJimJess]

Anthony Hudson reherses his one liners and they are all bad eg 'It's the miracle on grass', '13' ect

Jack Dyer 'He's a good ordinary footballer'

Jack Dyer - "He's booted it to Bairnsdale!!"

 

[terrybull]

”He’s done well”

 

[Corn Cobbers]

”He’s done well”

I think you've gotta take the boy off now

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[MisterMarcus]

"An unidentified flying object has been spotted over Torquay.....it's called 'The Lid'! "

 

[BringFevBack2021]

"Sheed from the boundary.. needs to be in perfect he is!!!!!!!! He's got the most impossible goal!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[RUNVS]

I remember when LRT went for a run with the ball I think it was Dennis Commitee yelled "He is like a colt that has escaped from his paddock"

also another one where Rhyce Shaw

Rhyce Shaw

Age

42

Ht

182cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

12.0

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

313.2

4star

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D

8.4

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

1.6

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

screwed up a kick, went to the opposition and Shaw ran in and tackled his opponent and won a holding the ball the commentator yelled "It is the Shaw Shank Redemption"

 

[Forward Press]

I remember when LRT went for a run with the ball I think it was Dennis Commitee yelled "He is like a colt that has escaped from his paddock"

also another one where Rhyce Shaw screwed up a kick, went to the opposition and Shaw ran in and tackled his opponent and won a holding the ball the commentator yelled "It is the Shaw Shank Redemption"

When Josh and Matt Carr both inevitably bumped into each other in a Freo vs Port game when both were wearing the same number:

"Nightmare for the umpire, a two car collision and both have the same rego"

Obviously things like that and Shawshank are rehearsed - doesn't make them any less funny though.