Who is the bigger AFL joke of the century - CarLOLton or Essendong?

[Saveloy Rockstar]

We've all enjoyed ragging on Essendong's lack of finals wins, but let's take a serious look here:

Bummers

• 7,000+ days without a finals win
• Drug cheats
• Jab Watson had to give his Brownlow back
• Coach is a ******* who likes U2

* Supporters are all douchebags

Carltank

• 10,000+ days without a flag
• 5 spoons
• Worst marketing ever - yes we know you're coming, we can smell it
• Have lost over 300 games since 2000 (world record)

* Supporters are all douchebags

IDK, it's close, what do you think - Bloosers or *?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Essendon. Whoever likes U2 needs help.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Essendon. Whoever likes U2 needs help.

 

[JustaBattler]

Oh looky look! another CoLOLOLOLOLwoodie deflection fred


yaaaaaaaawn

 

[V_23]

Don’t let this fred distract you from the fact that OP’s team is owen three

 

[FISTO]

Throw in Norf and you've got yourself a stew

 

[Jazny]

Essendon

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh looky look! another CoLOLOLOLOLwoodie deflection fred


yaaaaaaaawn

And yet here you are posting in it

Don’t let this fred distract you from the fact that OP’s team is owen three

More like Tankers trying desperately to deflect from 3 decades of fail

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Throw in Norf and you've got yourself a stew

I guess B2B spoons puts them in the frame… let’s face it, if Worst Coast hadn’t imploded they would have 3peated and been odds on for 4

OTOH they haven’t been thrown out of finals for being drugs cheats or been found guilty of rampant salary cap cheating so…

 

[NetworkNerd]

Prelims this century

Geelong 13
Collingwood 11
Sydney 8
Hawthorn 7
Brisbane 7
Port 7
Richmond 5
Adelaide 5
St Kilda 5
West Coast 5
Bulldogs 5
North 4
GWS 4
Melbourne 3
Fremantle 3
Essendon 2
Carlton 2

So not counting Gold Coast.... yep Carlton and Essendon at the bottom

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Fold Coast have 10 years to catch up so they get a pass for now

Essendon 2
Carlton 2

lol get a load of these minnows

 

[Jazny]

Prelims this century

Geelong 13
Collingwood 11
Sydney 8
Hawthorn 7
Brisbane 7
Port 7
Richmond 5
Adelaide 5
St Kilda 5
West Coast 5
Bulldogs 5
North 4
GWS 4
Melbourne 3
Fremantle 3
Essendon 2
Carlton 2

So not counting Gold Coast.... yep Carlton and Essendon at the bottom

Oh dear, do Essendon and Carlton still claim there is a "big four"? Delete those two clubs right now.

 

[Jazny]

JackJumpers have existed for three years and already made more prelims than Carlton and Essendon this century

 

[Thrawn]

At least we can win a final during our shittest period in history.

And we're also the moral winners because injecting players with "unknown" substances is a lot worse than SOS buying a house extension with all that paper bag money.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yeah but you both cheated so…

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carltank making a late charge, losing to a bottom 4 Owen

 

[Occidental]

Goodness, this is a close one. Both have been at septic levels of hapless underachieving for 20 years.
But I’ll give it to * due to the druggie stuff.
But it’s close.

 

[Grin]

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The 'Essendon edge'
That's soooo 2012.

 

[Feraligatr]

The 'Essendon edge'
That's soooo 2012.

You think they would have learnt their lesson the last time they messed around with "whatever it takes."

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Didn’t read

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Trouto]

At least we can win a final during our shittest period in history.

And we're also the moral winners because injecting players with "unknown" substances is a lot worse than SOS buying a house extension with all that paper bag money.

Lol "we are better than Essendon"

lucky you!