Banter Fremantle Vs West Coast Banter Thread

[Freomaniac]

Get Twiggy on the blower!

Only positive About the Hyundai A-league is that they rotate their Grand finals Due to the grand final being on the home ground on which of the 2 grand finalist was higher on the ladder position. Say if the eagles finish top and make the grand final, they will host it.

 

[Shaks]

Freo will be sniffing the smoke behind their rears trying to catch them as they tear away.
Jet= Jetta = speed and precision kicking from the back line.
Petrol=Petrucelle = line breaking speed in the Forward line.

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to dust
If McGovern doesn't mark it
Then Barras must
But if he don't get it
Then Sheppard will
He passes over to Hurn
Who wants the pill
Then over to Jetta
Who has pace to burn
He may spear pass it to Darling
Just watch and learn
Then there's Shuey and Nic Nat
They'll do as they please
If only Sandi was younger
to provide freo some ease
But there's no easy way
It gets harder to play
Petrucelle's just too fast
As he flashes right past
There's no catching him
He'll make your heads spin
Unless your Peter Matera
Sorry Brandon this ain't your era
Hey what about our Fyfe?
Are you serious? go get a life!
So if we can't win
we may as well sing:
we're Freeoo
we got a long way to go
we never go up
we're down below
Freeo Heave ho
we are the freeo shockers.

 

[Freomaniac]

Well since winning a derby doesn't even get you a trophy anymore, that can count out Freo's future ability to add silverware of any kind to their trophy cabinet.

Well Nic Nats 24 inch dong doesn't count as a trophy on the eagles cabinet I assume.

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

Put more effort into this banter than it deserves, but anyway read the following lyrics to Taylor Swifts shake it off



We watch the Dockers play, I dont know what to say,
This is an average game, mmm hmm, their gameplans pretty lame mmm hmm
Ross Lyons getting paid, for tackles that aren't laid
To make the right trades mmm mmm, I think he's got no brains mmm mmm
So they keep losing, Western Derby bruising,
10 goal loss is looming, but Ross Lyon sayin' that everythings gonna be alright

But the Eagles gonna rape, rape, rape, rape, rape
Those in purple cape, cape, cape, cape, capes
Dockers gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take it up the arse, up the arse - woohoo!
So the Eagles gonna break, break, break, break, break
The purple faith, faith, faith, faith, faith
Dockers gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take it up the arse, up the arse - woohoo!

 

[Freomaniac]

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to dust
If McGovern doesn't mark it
Then Barras must
But if he don't get it
Then Sheppard will
He passes over to Hurn
Who wants the pill
Then over to Jetta
Who has pace to burn
He may spear pass it to Darling
Just watch and learn
Then there's Shuey and Nic Nat
They'll do as they please
If only Sandi was younger
to provide freo some ease
But there's no easy way
It gets harder to play
Petrucelle's just too fast
As he flashes right past
There's no catching him
He'll make your heads spin
Unless your Peter Matera
Sorry Brandon this ain't your era
Hey what about our Fyfe?
Are you serious? go get a life!
So if we can't win
we may as well sing:
we're Freeoo
we got a long way to go
we never go up
we're down below
Freeo Heave ho
we are the freeo shockers.

Put more effort into this banter than it deserves, but anyway read the following lyrics to Taylor Swifts shake it off



We watch the Dockers play, I dont know what to say,
This is an average game, mmm hmm, their gameplans pretty lame mmm hmm
Ross Lyons getting paid, for tackles that aren't laid
To make the right trades mmm mmm, I think he's got no brains mmm mmm
So they keep losing, Western Derby bruising,
10 goal loss is looming, but Ross Lyon sayin' that everythings gonna be alright

But the Eagles gonna rape, rape, rape, rape, rape
Those in purple cape, cape, cape, cape, capes
Dockers gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take it up the arse, up the arse - woohoo!
So the Eagles gonna break, break, break, break, break
The purple faith, faith, faith, faith, faith
Dockers gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take it up the arse, up the arse - woohoo!

Colin "Whore Monger" Sylvia would be your teams best player

 

[bzparkes]

Hey think what you want, but when a lot of the Vic's recognise WCE as a pretty feral group you know you have something (they have collingwood to compare you guys to). When you're punch drunk on being fed a state team and have a bunch of derelict supporters who can only come up with "Dorker" retorts you know you are on the decline.

Its more Moet to Fruity Lexia my friend and your bad taste is showing more than ever.

Moet and lexia are both s**t. Gimme that Krug any day of the week.

 

[Nolo180]

I see wat you mean YipeeYiYoo000000000.

 

[Nolo180]

Didnt realise the RG fan squad would be in there too!

 

[Unique Name]

Fremantles average players age 23.43, West Coast 23.33. Freos average games played 63, West Coast 64. So all the talk of freos "young, rebuilding" side vs the experienced eagles is bull.

Yep, you are a wizard with numbers.


Our respective round 5 sides.

 

[RookiePick]

Well I just put the C on Fyfe in all my fantasy footy teams.

Sorry Freo, its going to be a bad day out for your man Fyfe.

 

[kingswood71]

Apparently we don't. Reputed worst midfield in the comp sitting pretty equal first after 5 rounds

May pay to re-think that
3 wins coming against poor opposition, yet the team with no wins for the season really pushed you guys.
The other win may not have even happened if the Cats had not run out of player rotations.
The only other decent side you played, you lost to!
Pride cometh before a fall

 

[kranky al]

May pay to re-think that
3 wins coming against poor opposition, yet the team with no wins for the season really pushed you guys.
The other win may not have even happened if the Cats had not run out of player rotations.
The only other decent side you played, you lost to!
Pride cometh before a fall

Old team playing old injury prone guy in his last few seasons as a forward plays him through the middle and he gets an injury.

Wow - never thought that would happen.

Gaj was the spark that bought them back into the game. And once he was out - out of it again

 

[Cobbler]

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to dust
If McGovern doesn't mark it
Then Barras must
But if he don't get it
Then Sheppard will
He passes over to Hurn
Who wants the pill
Then over to Jetta
Who has pace to burn
He may spear pass it to Darling
Just watch and learn
Then there's Shuey and Nic Nat
They'll do as they please
If only Sandi was younger
to provide freo some ease
But there's no easy way
It gets harder to play
Petrucelle's just too fast
As he flashes right past
There's no catching him
He'll make your heads spin
Unless your Peter Matera
Sorry Brandon this ain't your era
Hey what about our Fyfe?
Are you serious? go get a life!
So if we can't win
we may as well sing:
we're Freeoo
we got a long way to go
we never go up
we're down below
Freeo Heave ho
we are the freeo shockers.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Eagles are s**t.
Their supporters too.

 

[Beak_A]

Sure will

I like your positive will not would attitude


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[Beak_A]

We have injected jet petrol into our side.
We have speed in all 3 lines.
We have all Australian Kpf and Kpd.
Lucky for you that Ryan and Venebales are not available otherwise this could've been a one sided derby.

I thought you blokes stopped injecting after that guy looked woosha in the eye and said ‘nah mate’ around 2006 or whatever. As such the speed in all three lines isn’t that surprising and probably something that isn’t wise to brag about


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[Beak_A]

Put more effort into this banter than it deserves, but anyway read the following lyrics to Taylor Swifts shake it off



We watch the Dockers play, I dont know what to say,
This is an average game, mmm hmm, their gameplans pretty lame mmm hmm
Ross Lyons getting paid, for tackles that aren't laid
To make the right trades mmm mmm, I think he's got no brains mmm mmm
So they keep losing, Western Derby bruising,
10 goal loss is looming, but Ross Lyon sayin' that everythings gonna be alright

But the Eagles gonna rape, rape, rape, rape, rape
Those in purple cape, cape, cape, cape, capes
Dockers gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take it up the arse, up the arse - woohoo!
So the Eagles gonna break, break, break, break, break
The purple faith, faith, faith, faith, faith
Dockers gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take it up the arse, up the arse - woohoo!

Classy post. What’s incel really like from your insider’s POV?


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[Farang83150]

I thought you blokes stopped injecting after that guy looked woosha in the eye and said ‘nah mate’ around 2006 or whatever. As such the speed in all three lines isn’t that surprising and probably something that isn’t wise to brag about


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HAHAHA...Yeah good one...or did you really not understand the context of his post?

 

[Beak_A]

HAHAHA...Yeah good one...or did you really not understand the context of his post?

Me LOL at u


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[YippeeYiYeo]

Didnt realise the RG fan squad would be in there too!



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Decent comeback

 

[Shaks]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Eagles are s**t.
Their supporters too.

Roses are red my love,
Violets are blue
Purples are Sh.t my love
But not as sh.t as you☺

 

[Jootube]

Yep, you are a wizard with numbers.


Our respective round 5 sides.

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Would you rather be 5 months younger, or 9 spots higher on the ladder?

 

[kranky al]

How do you guys feel when you rock up to the game each week - and even the goal umpires are rubbing it in with two flags each

 

[nurries]

How do you guys feel when you rock up to the game each week - and even the goal umpires are rubbing it in with two flags each

Least those umpires earned them legitimately

 

[nurries]

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Would you rather be 5 months younger, or 9 spots higher on the ladder?

1 win plus percentage? Could be equal Sunday night. take the 5 months, plus our kids are better

 

[Unique Name]

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Would you rather be 5 months younger, or 9 spots higher on the ladder?

Because the average age of the full 45 players is relevant how? I think most people are concerned about the 22 selected players.

And on the 9 spots higher comment. Even you don't believe you're a chance at top 4 come end of season. I had you pegged 10th-12th and us 11th-13th. That was before Melbourne/Essendon decided to be utter s**t though so maybe a spot or two higher.

Freo got a tough early draw but overall we play the bottom 9 teams from last year at Optus Stadium. I don't think their will be that much between us come end of season.