Official Match Thread Season 28 R13 - Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[Dingster]

R13 Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

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Ding: Wazzas last 4 games are WLWL. They will be hoping that trend continues one more week.

Phil: Hawks last 4 games are LWLW. Nothing to see here!

Ding: Legend has it that Van Cortlandt Park is haunted by the ghosts of indians slaughtered back in the day.

Phil: That explains zackah then!

Ding: Are you scared of zack?

Phil: No he's a softie but candiehappy once tried to get me in his van. He's next level scary.

Ding: That's where Woosh and Pants have their LG meetings.

Phil: That explains harry000 then.

Ding: What about the captains? Two solid skippers here.

Phil: Are you kidding me? TheInjuryFactory will be outsourced to China and what's up with Agent93? A mix of Agent 86 and 99? He some kind of lady boy?

Ding: Talking of sexy. How about that Por_please_Ya?

Phil: She's always talking about bloody songs. How about Shaddap You Face!

Ding: What do you make of all these captains getting suspended?

Phil: The head of coaching Snake_Baker reckons they're all stiff.

CAPTAINS - TEAM SHEETS DUE THURSDAY 11.59PM​

 

[Loonerty]

worst match thread OP ever

 

[por_please_ya]

worst match thread OP ever

On the contrary it's probably the best.

Ding: Talking of sexy. How about that Por_please_Ya?

About time someone noticed.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Phil: Are you kidding me? TheInjuryFactory will be outsourced to China

They already have.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Warriors are ******* s**t.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Warriors are ******* s**t.

I prefer the term 'making love'

 

[RelaxMax]

Hiya Chappy!

Wait... is ChappyUK still a Hawk?

 

[pantskyle]

Not the DAWKS, ha harrr.

 

[candiehappy]

candiehappy once tried to get me in his van.

I go through so many Mars Bars doing that, money well spent.

 

[Agent93]

Hiya Chappy!

Wait... is ChappyUK still a Hawk?

Are you, ChappyUK?

Not the DAWKS, ha harrr.

Ehhhhhhhh Wazzas!

 

[spookism]

Not the DAWKS, ha harrr.

Oh, it's you again.

After all your s**t talk last few weeks, expect a 30 and 30 game from Loonerty

 

[Agent93]

Oh, it's you again.

After all your s**t talk last few weeks, expect a 30 and 30 game from Loonerty

He's due. I feel sorry for you pants. You may as well switch to C and see if you can get a win over your fanboy ArdentEagle.

 

[Loonerty]

...was Chappy ever a Hawk?

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Over to the Dutch quarter, wonder how much they charge for a gobby behind the dumpster these days

 

[candiehappy]

wonder how much they charge for a gobby behind the dumpster these days

those days are gone, haven't seen the archbishop there for months

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Over to the Dutch quarter, wonder how much they charge for a gobby behind the dumpster these days

candiehappy stopped charging a while back, he's just happy for the feed.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

your fanboy @ArdentEagle.

No truer words spoken.

 

[candiehappy]

candiehappy stopped charging a while back, he's just happy for the feed.

A thank you is nice, manners are always appreciated.

 

[candiehappy]

...was Chappy ever a Hawk?

ChappyUK is an ordinary poster






so, fair chance

 

[Loonerty]

ChappyUK is an ordinary poster






so, fair chance

Must've been from his time on Coney Island

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Must've been from his time on Coney Island

Loonerty commences his spell from the Paddington end.

Loosener, wide of off stump, no run.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Who actually plays for this mob now?

 

[ChappyUK]

ChappyUK is an ordinary poster






so, fair chance

Are the Warriors still a team. Thought you folded when the Bay did.

 

[zackah]

Must've been from his time on Coney Island

His only job there was to clean the whore tree each night which quite disturbingly he took to with much enthusiasm

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Who actually plays for this mob now?

Don't ask me, I can't even do a teamsheet