Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[FRUMPY]

Surely the guy should have told her./warned her about this prior. I know if i was missing a leg, i think i'd mention it to the guy.

Do women tell men before they take off their bra that their **** dont necessarily look like they look now or are a lot smaller? Or before removing makeup they are deadset ugly?

 

[Shell]

you didn't know???

I did not.


I dont know how i am feeling rn tbh.

 

[Over The Post]

It's no awkward, I just need meds.

 

[Mofra]

Surely the guy should have told her./warned her about this prior. I know if i was missing a leg, i think i'd mention it to the guy.

That was why she was so freaked out, he didn't mention it. It just came out of the blue

 

[atlas1]

A female workmate of mine many moons ago was out one night, met a guy she liked, and went back to his place.

They started fooling around.
He takes off his top.
She takes off her top.
He takes of his pants
She takes off her pants
She takes off her bra.
He takes off his leg.

She told us she freaked out but never really clarified what happened next.

She didn't see the prosthetic leg when he took off his pants?

 

[Shell]

She didn't see the prosthetic leg when he took off his pants?

If it was dark you probably would not notice.

You'd feel it tho, im assuming.

 

[GreyCrow]

A female workmate of mine many moons ago was out one night, met a guy she liked, and went back to his place.

They started fooling around.
He takes off his top.
She takes off her top.
He takes of his pants
She takes off her pants
She takes off her bra.
He takes off his bra

She told us she freaked out but never really clarified what happened next.

Ehh reads better this way

 

[GreyCrow]

She didn't see the prosthetic leg when he took off his pants?

It was only a foot long

 

[HomerThompson]

She didn't see the prosthetic leg when he took off his pants?

Maybe she thought he was pulling her leg?

 

[Shell]

Oh god the puns in here


FWIW i honestly dont think this would bother me. You'd have to be pretty shallow if it did- as long as everything else works, got chemistry/nice guy/ etc etc.

 

[Billy ray]

 

[Shell]

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That is an awesome gif- never seen it before.

 

[Soups]

A female workmate of mine many moons ago was out one night, met a guy she liked, and went back to his place.

They started fooling around.
He takes off his top.
She takes off her top.
He takes of his pants
She takes off her pants
She takes off her bra.
He takes off his leg.

She told us she freaked out but never really clarified what happened next.

One of my best mates, when we went out to town he would perch up at a table in the middle, take off his fake leg and pour a beer into it and would knock it back. He figured it would save a lot of question later on if he got lucky.

 

[Syd]

A female workmate of mine many moons ago was out one night, met a guy she liked, and went back to his place.

They started fooling around.
He takes off his top.
She takes off her top.
He takes of his pants
She takes off her pants
She takes off her bra.
He takes off his leg.

She told us she freaked out but never really clarified what happened next.

A new twist on "throwing your leg over"....

 

[Mofra]

One of my best mates, when we went out to town he would perch up at a table in the middle, take off his fake leg and pour a beer into it and would knock it back. He figured it would save a lot of question later on if he got lucky.

I knew a sergeant who would piss in his fake leg at mess dinners to save going to the toilet.
Lose a limb in the military and you get away with a lot.

 

[craigos]

Usually women think I have an extra leg when I take my pants off.

 

[Shell]

Finally a funny post re. that story

 

[peternorth]

I knew a sergeant who would piss in his fake leg at mess dinners to save going to the toilet.
Lose a limb in the military and you get away with a lot.

Lucky barstard

 

[peternorth]

Usually women think I have an extra leg when I take my pants off.

Then....

 

[craigos]

Then....

Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is

 

[peternorth]

Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is

 

[Over The Post]

Yes, time for her to freak out at you wearing three socks

 

[craigos]

Yes, time for her to freak out at you wearing three socks

I absolutely kill on the triple jump son

 

[Chief]

A female workmate of mine many moons ago was out one night, met a guy she liked, and went back to his place.

They started fooling around.
He takes off his top.
She takes off her top.
He takes of his pants
She takes off her pants
She takes off her bra.
He takes off his leg.

She told us she freaked out but never really clarified what happened next.

She tried it out for size, didn't she?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Usually women think I have an extra leg when I take my pants off.

Jake the Peg? So you are Rolf Harris? When you say "women", what age is this?