Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Dragon Island

[TedDougChris]

Wow, if that's your coach...it should be an easy game for us this week - even though we do behinds quite well.

File footage of our midfield skills coach...



This is the man responsible for developing the next generation of Roys midfield silk... PurpleGreenRed , Runk , Mego Red , GCB85 , I Dont Care ….

 

[Mobbs]

Just how small are you ???

Smaller than this massive possum!

 

[Strigoi]

We had those guys do the bathrooms at work...

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I went into a public toilet (building?) yesterday. It told me I had ten minutes. How long does it actually take? And it even played music! Some Australian things are quite "unique". I have an adventure almost every time I leave the house! LOL

 

[TedDougChris]

In terms of addressing the perceived lack of rivalry, I'd like to present the actual footage of my response to AceAndy 's continual showing off about 'winning a premiership'.....

 

[TedDougChris]

I went into a public toilet (building?) yesterday. It told me I had ten minutes. How long does it actually take? And it even played music! Some Australian things are quite "unique". I have an adventure almost every time I leave the house! LOL

So does Mobbs !!

 

[Strigoi]

I am thinking of making a change this week, this little one looks the goods in practice....

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He is quite adorable. I wonder if he'll cry when a qooty bonks him in the nose. Awww, cute puppy!

 

[Strigoi]

In terms of addressing the perceived lack of rivalry, I'd like to present the actual footage of my response to AceAndy 's continual showing off about 'winning a premiership'.....

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That is from when he was a little tyke. Now...oh yeah, baby...

 

[TedDougChris]

He is quite adorable. I wonder if he'll cry when a qooty bonks him in the nose. Awww, cute puppy!

To show that my footy ability matches my Qooty ability, when I was in the Under 11's competition, I was so bad I was traded to the other side when they were short of players....

One of my supposed teammates then kicked the ball smack into my nose from point blank range......

 

[Strigoi]

Ok, Roys assemble.....

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Too many men on the field!
Penalty!

 

[Runk]

File footage of our midfield skills coach...

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This is the man responsible for developing the next generation of Roys midfield silk... PurpleGreenRed , Runk , Mego Red , GCB85 , I Dont Care ….

That's what we like to call 'text book.'

 

[TedDougChris]

Too many men on the field!
Penalty!

We don't get penalties, we aren't the Gumbies…..

 

[Strigoi]

Don't you mean this??


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Youns are a bunch of lemmings?

 

[fumbler]

I was there a few weeks ago. Public transport was s**t and prices of beer was greatly overpriced. However, the Victory Hotel is a hidden gem.

Public transport? You can walk out your door anywhere anytime in the city and get a tram that’s full.
Oh I mean, you’re on my team yeah Melbourne sucks.

*runs in*
I'm here captain, my captain.
Birthday weekend...and into Monday.
But here I am...reporting for duty!

I like your tie

Do tell...should prove interesting.

Every time I see that post it’s like I need 5 minutes to myself.

 

[Strigoi]

*Me on my way to this thread*

I say, well I say I say boy... these opponents are in for a hiding. I do believe this is the week the Roys all show up at the same time and play the same sport in the same location to cobble together a convincing win...

Mmmm...fried chicken on Sunday after the game! Woot!

 

[Strigoi]

Afternoon....How are we all?

Most of us seem ok...you have to let the rest of your team out of the dungeon so we may inquire.

 

[Strigoi]

It’s still morning here....

I think...

Disoriented this early in the week...that's a good sign!

GO DRAGONS!

 

[Strigoi]

I like your tie



Every time I see that post it’s like I need 5 minutes to myself.

Aw, thanks. Picked it out myself.
I am a girl...you will always get Jessica Fletcher from me. She rules! The best 'murder light' sleuth.

 

[Strigoi]

Wake up ted

Maybe you should shake him...just to see if he's still with us. I did see some zombies and lemmings running around earlier in this thread. It's a dangerous place!

 

[Strigoi]

This i'll sort you out...

Too much too soon! *points to bathroom*
That should be his next stop. Well, maybe not...considering who it is.

 

[TedDougChris]

Maybe you should shake him...just to see if he's still with us. I did see some zombies and lemmings running around earlier in this thread. It's a dangerous place!

And possums !!! Just ask Mobbs !!

 

[Hatchy1992]

Public transport? You can walk out your door anywhere anytime in the city and get a tram that’s full.
Oh I mean, you’re on my team yeah Melbourne sucks.

Nah this was Brisbane I was talking about.

 

[Strigoi]

File footage of our midfield skills coach...

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This is the man responsible for developing the next generation of Roys midfield silk... PurpleGreenRed , Runk , Mego Red , GCB85 , I Dont Care ….

The one positive you can take out of that is that he stayed on his feet. Not easy to do!

 

[Strigoi]

And possums !!! Just ask Mobbs !!

An opossum growled/grumbled (whatever you'd call the sound) outside the living room window the other night. Bone chilling sounds they make!

 

[TedDougChris]

Now Dragons, I don't normally bring this sort of thing up, but given it's rivalry round this week I'll be unleashing our secret weapon.....

The one, the only - St. George !!!

 

[AceAndy]

I went into a public toilet (building?) yesterday. It told me I had ten minutes. How long does it actually take? And it even played music! Some Australian things are quite "unique". I have an adventure almost every time I leave the house! LOL

That sounds like a pretty flash public toilet.