Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[HairyO]

Bargin compared to hannerbury.

His contract is just Jobkeeper to Melbourne's coke dealers.

Well, he missed the trigger for his final year, so end of 2022 he is gone. He also took a pay cut for 2022, so at least he is doing the right thing.

Possibly in agreement that if he plays 18+ games or 20+ games then the Saints consider giving him a 1 year contract for 2023.

 

[phantom13]

Well, he missed the trigger for his final year, so end of 2022 he is gone. He also took a pay cut for 2022, so at least he is doing the right thing.

Possibly in agreement that if he plays 18+ games or 20+ games then the Saints consider giving him a 1 year contract for 2023.

Mate, if he plays 10 games well give him 4 years.

Nobody loves a false dawn as much as the might Sainters!!! Maybe Carlton actually.

 

[Marklar_33]

Lol tore your gutless team of coach killing seagulls a new one.

This is an amazing statement coming from Carlton

 

[Elmer_Judd]

This is an amazing statement coming from Carlton

Is factually correct though

 

[Marklar_33]

Is factually correct though

Sure, but one coach…

 

[Pistol Night]

Lol tore your gutless team of coach killing seagulls a new one.

Fudge, you really need to start watching more football with an objective mind.

Jack would be a top 5 player at Condomwood on last year's form.

Carlton supporter labelling another club "coach killing".

 

[iBeng]

Polec into the top 10 surely, delisted by Norf who say they'll rookie him which is code for: One year in the magoos then toodloo.

 

[____]

Polec into the top 10 surely, delisted by Norf who say they'll rookie him which is code for: One year in the magoos then toodloo.

I genuinely forgot about him.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Player #30 - Hayden Crozier

Fun fact: Crozier's father is Sri Lankan, just like Kamahl. Consequently, Collingwood ruled out drafting or trading for him.

Hayden Crozier is contracted for next season at the Bulldogs because he's not a ruckman. Fingers crossed he can recapture form and avoid appearing in the Bottom 50 for next year.

I'm late to the party here but Kamahl is Malaysian. Or am I missing some joke?

Mofra you need to get a better ghostwriter. They've given up on the photo's and now this. NOT ON!!

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I'm late to the party here but Kamahl is Malaysian. Or am I missing some joke?

Mofra you need to get a better ghostwriter. They've given up on the photo's and now this. NOT ON!!

 

[76woodenspooners]

I'm late to the party here but Kamahl is Malaysian. Or am I missing some joke?

Mofra you need to get a better ghostwriter. They've given up on the photo's and now this. NOT ON!!

Crozier’s father is Sri Lankan.
Kamahl’s father is Sri Lankan.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Crozier’s father is Sri Lankan.
Kamahl’s father is Sri Lankan.

Nah, not buying it.

Fun fact: Crozier's father is Sri Lankan, just like Kamahl.

Should have been:

Fun fact: Crozier's father is Sri Lankan, just like Kamahl's.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Nah, not buying it.

Fun fact: Crozier's father is Sri Lankan, just like Kamahl.

Should have been:

Fun fact: Crozier's father is Sri Lankan, just like Kamahl's.

Good call-out

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Croziers father is from Madagascar.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Does Kamahal actually support an AFL team ?

 

[iBeng]

Lewy Taylor off to the Dookie List too!

 

[masai tu]

Does Kamahal actually support an AFL team ?

Obviously not the Cats, “100 children .....”.

 

[leobarryustar]

Chatting to dees mate of mine and he found it orgasmic.

His far norf queensland missus on the other hand had zero clue on how good it was.

Why are Norf queesnlanders so uncultured?

Please explain

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Surely The Grohan tops the podium this year and has achieved legendary status.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Chatting to dees mate of mine and he found it orgasmic.

His far norf queensland missus on the other hand had zero clue on how good it was.

Why are Norf queesnlanders so uncultured?

Because their national sports are rugby and incest.

 

[ferrisb]

Because their national sports are rugby and incest.

Can part of a state have a national sport?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Can part of a state have a national sport?

It might as well be a different country up that way. They even have their own dialect.

 

[swansfan51]

Can part of a state have a national sport?

A part of North America has a world series, so sure

 

[Deaneus!]

No Crows players yet? Hmm.

 

[phantom13]

A part of North America has a world series, so sure

So baseball and basketball both cover two countries and no one else bothers playing American football, they make a little bit of sense (by American standards at least)