- Sep 15, 2011
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This musta sounded funnier in your head than it appeared on paper. No other explanation.Starting to think i have the beginnings of plan:
W.A thumbs their nose at the AFL and the rest of the country and leave.
Succeeds from Australia and installs Twiggy, Gina or Clive as President and commander in chief of the Western Oceania Mining Corporation.
Becomes the Dubai of the South and starts their own sporting leagues and national competition with 6 teams in greater Perth and more scattered throughout the great mining nation.
Fulfils their big fish in small pond mentality and general sense of self importance.
Years later Broome becomes a wealthy club because of it's great standard of living, and lack of competition in the area. They start complaining about the travel, being so far from where the competition was formed and cultivated in it's infancy, and the fact that they have to play all their Grand Finals at Optus Stadium because it is the only fit stadium to hold such a momentous occasion annually.
Other team's who feel similarly slighted start following this lead and join the growing Anti-Perth sentiment in despair.
Someone starts a Western Oceania Big Footy.
Perth-Bias thread is started for people to vent their collective frustrations.
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