Autopsy Round 23, 2025 - Carlton feast on corpse

[SonOfKek]

It's 100% true.

 

[chewysnake]

Please explain. Words or immature Gifs are both acceptable forms of communication

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Please explain. Words or immature Gifs are both acceptable forms of communication

 

[Doctor Feel]

Immature gifs lol

 

[chewysnake]

Perfectly reasonable response

 

[chewysnake]

Immature gifs lol

In fairness I'd have used one but went the low effort text response

 

[GremioPower]

Just ONE more game to go and the torture is finally over.

Good morning.

 

[Steve Dore]

Once again under the master motivator Kenny Hinkley we give a team a significant head start by not being switched on at the first bounce. I thought we were heading for a Hinkley special goalless quarter before Boak goaled 20 minutes in.

The Kenny Hinkley Farewell Tour continues to deliver. The icing on the cake was Hinkley admitting in the post match press conference that hanging around this season has been hard for him and he'll be glad when it's over.

 

[SonOfKek]

Please explain. Words or immature Gifs are both acceptable forms of communication

Unless you're the doctor who administered the HGH, there's absolutely no proof of this. You can't say his physical features are a give away because his head has always been shaped like a light bulb.

 

[Windy Cindy]

Hinkley says this stuff because he knows for a fact that the club will never pull him up for it, and because he despises the supporters

Hopefully he finds out how much we despise him on friday

 

[GremioPower]

It’s a difficult ask, but we should fully boycott the game on Friday; record-breaking stuff.

It’s the only way to send a message.

 

[StueyDaDew]

Immature gifs lol

 

[Doctor Feel]

What even was that weird look and eyebrow raise.

 

[StueyDaDew]

What even was that weird look and eyebrow raise.

By reading Ken's wobbly chin I think he's saying. "I Don't Give A Fook"

 

[240volt]

It’s a difficult ask, but we should fully boycott the game on Friday; record-breaking stuff.

It’s the only way to send a message.

It works like this.
The Hinkley haters never go to a game and haven’t for years.
The happy clappers go every week because they believe it’s not all Ken’s fault and other things like injuries are a big reason.
There’s enough people that don’t hate Ken to make a reasonable crowd.
That’s the good thing about Football ️.
The supporters turn nasty very quickly if the results go bad.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Once again under the master motivator Kenny Hinkley we give a team a significant head start by not being switched on at the first bounce. I thought we were heading for a Hinkley special goalless quarter before Boak goaled 20 minutes in.

The Kenny Hinkley Farewell Tour continues to deliver. The icing on the cake was Hinkley admitting in the post match press conference that hanging around this season has been hard for him and he'll be glad when it's over.

Did he not think that would happen at the start of the year when he should have pulled the pin?

 

[GremioPower]

It works like this.
The Hinkley haters never go to a game and haven’t for years.
The happy clappers go every week because they believe it’s not all Ken’s fault and other things like injuries are a big reason.
There’s enough people that don’t hate Ken to make a reasonable crowd.
That’s the good thing about Football ️.
The supporters turn nasty very quickly if the results go bad.

There are people that go just because Port is playing. When I lived in Porto Alegre, I would always go to Grêmio games regardless of circumstances.

Those people shouldn’t go on Friday. It should be happy-clappers only.

Sorry, Boak, but it’s the only way.

 

[PowerLil]

Once again under the master motivator Kenny Hinkley we give a team a significant head start by not being switched on at the first bounce. I thought we were heading for a Hinkley special goalless quarter before Boak goaled 20 minutes in.

The Kenny Hinkley Farewell Tour continues to deliver. The icing on the cake was Hinkley admitting in the post match press conference that hanging around this season has been hard for him and he'll be glad when it's over.

After Hinkley made that statement, a journo actually had the cajones to ask if he had thought of standing down if he felt that way. Hinkley replied "That's highly offensive." I literally laughed out loud. What a complete imbecile.

 

[Portmagpies36]

It works like this.
The Hinkley haters never go to a game and haven’t for years.
The happy clappers go every week because they believe it’s not all Ken’s fault and other things like injuries are a big reason.
There’s enough people that don’t hate Ken to make a reasonable crowd.
That’s the good thing about Football ️.
The supporters turn nasty very quickly if the results go bad.

All the marketing has been about Boak’s last game (which is fair enough) but if Boak wasn’t retiring I would love to know if the club would even dare to mention it was Hinkley’s last game.

 

[240volt]

All the marketing has been about Boak’s last game (which is fair enough) but if Boak wasn’t retiring I would love to know if the club would even dare to mention it was Hinkley’s last game.

That’s a tough one, they shouldn’t but as they’ve backed him for 13 years it wouldn’t surprise me if they did.
Fortunately being Boak’s last game has saved them the embarrassment.

 

[Steve Dore]

After Hinkley made that statement, a journo actually had the cajones to ask if he had thought of standing down if he felt that way. Hinkley replied "That's highly offensive." I literally laughed out loud. What a complete imbecile.

How dare a journalist question the genius of Kenny Hinkley.

It's an obvious and reasonable question.

 

[Scodges]

Riley was assisted by using HGH while injured

I very much doubt it, he’d still be tested.

 

[Us against the rest]

It’s a difficult ask, but we should fully boycott the game on Friday; record-breaking stuff.

It’s the only way to send a message.

So you're not going then lol.

 

[GremioPower]

So you're not going then lol.

I’ve also boycotted Ferrari because of the red.

 

[Us against the rest]

It’s a difficult ask, but we should fully boycott the game on Friday; record-breaking stuff.

It’s the only way to send a message.

Gremo on the plane from Brazil for Hinkley's **** off game celebrations.