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And that, dear people, is how the world winds up with the likes of Trump and Biden in charge.
Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021
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76woodenspooners
Brownlow Medallist
Suspect it’s a very easy decision.
As stated in the rules “This list includes weightings for off-field incidents”
krakouers
Certified with Bonz Tick of Approval
- Sep 13, 2011
- 18,647
- 37,487
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- North Melbourne
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- Claremont
I see you too are a fan of daytime TV
yyou
Norm Smith Medallist
- Sep 18, 2014
- 5,756
- 7,169
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- NY Mets, NO Pelicans, Toronto Leafs
what is a blinder?
daniologist
trainee
- Sep 22, 2020
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- Pohang Steelers
It's to keep the rabbits out.
MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE
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Play Max Gawn highlights.
Madas
Norm Smith Medallist
- Aug 16, 2020
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Cameron Conca or Reece McCarthy , both very worthy recipients .
Hard to choose between the 2 but McCarthys efforts to gain status in the bottom 50 are more remarkable IMO .
Madas
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kane249
Wibble
- Oct 27, 2006
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- Jul 22, 2013
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Royce's Hart
Chipping in my 2 cents worth
Well there's a first....
kane249
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Yeah unlike Carlton, Ryan knows how to climb a ladder
TedDougChris
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- Mar 10, 2007
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Nafan Buckley dislikes this....
MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE
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I saw 23 blokes fold like deck chairs against the Dogs the other week.
Mofra
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- Dec 6, 2005
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Player #40 - Rhys Mathieson
Pictured:
What did I say?
Don't try the urinal cake, it's not real cake
And what did you do
Try the urinal cake
Rhys Mathieson is a player who has been in the system for 6 years and is currently a fringe player for a team that regularly chokes in finals.
I get the distinct feeling he likes himself.
This year he described himself as the 'barometer' of the Lions, which came as a shock to know that AFL footballers know four-syllable words. Most of them are limited to three syllable words such as 'statutory', 'illicit', 'homesickness' and 'GGF'. Although Jaidyn Stephenson bucks this trend as he can at least pronounce 'Ivermectin'.
Pro-tip: if you describe yourself as the barometer of the team, try not to get dropped multiple times.
As a mid-forward, Rhys tackles pretty well and that's it. Kicking 2 goals from 11 games this year, he's an offensive threat on par with Chris Crocker (now Cara Cunningham) telling people to leave Britney alone or "they'll have to deal with me".
How did his season finish?
After registering 13 touches (3 clangers) and no goals in the first final against Melbourne, Rhys was dropped for the final against the Bulldogs. At least he's shelved his 'Shotgun Celebration' he used early in his career... probably because in 2019 Kade Simpson, well, it's worth watching (and Kade you're a legend):
www.foxsports.com.au
Fun fact: As well as 'The Barometer', Rhys' nicknames are also listed as 'Beast Mode' and 'Loose Cannon' which leads me to believe he's still rocking a No Fear sticker on whatever car he drives. Probably a second hand Maloo Ute with a modified muffler and one working headlight.
Rhys, giving yourself a nickname is never a good idea. Take it from me, Whopper Chopper Mofra the Breastly Stallion. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
Pictured:
What did I say?
Don't try the urinal cake, it's not real cake
And what did you do
Try the urinal cake
Rhys Mathieson is a player who has been in the system for 6 years and is currently a fringe player for a team that regularly chokes in finals.
I get the distinct feeling he likes himself.
This year he described himself as the 'barometer' of the Lions, which came as a shock to know that AFL footballers know four-syllable words. Most of them are limited to three syllable words such as 'statutory', 'illicit', 'homesickness' and 'GGF'. Although Jaidyn Stephenson bucks this trend as he can at least pronounce 'Ivermectin'.
Pro-tip: if you describe yourself as the barometer of the team, try not to get dropped multiple times.
As a mid-forward, Rhys tackles pretty well and that's it. Kicking 2 goals from 11 games this year, he's an offensive threat on par with Chris Crocker (now Cara Cunningham) telling people to leave Britney alone or "they'll have to deal with me".
How did his season finish?
After registering 13 touches (3 clangers) and no goals in the first final against Melbourne, Rhys was dropped for the final against the Bulldogs. At least he's shelved his 'Shotgun Celebration' he used early in his career... probably because in 2019 Kade Simpson, well, it's worth watching (and Kade you're a legend):
AFL 2019: Kade Simpson trolls Rhys Mathieson with his own shotgun — and it works a treat
Video: Veteran Blue’s epic troll of young Lion works a treat
www.foxsports.com.au
Fun fact: As well as 'The Barometer', Rhys' nicknames are also listed as 'Beast Mode' and 'Loose Cannon' which leads me to believe he's still rocking a No Fear sticker on whatever car he drives. Probably a second hand Maloo Ute with a modified muffler and one working headlight.
Rhys, giving yourself a nickname is never a good idea. Take it from me, Whopper Chopper Mofra the Breastly Stallion. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
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Mof, mate, thats a picture of Charlie Cameron. Shithouse.
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To clarify i mean this is a picture of Charlie Cameron, no idea who the first bloke is, Shaun Hart still play for the lions?
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Mof: keep rockin' those alpha manboobs.
In Rhys' defence, he knows the four syllable word, but only because he heard someone else say it... he is only a footballer after all - he can't possibly know the word as well as its definition... He thinks it means "the person who keeps the mood up", not "the person whose performance indicates the standard of the team performance"...
I tend to think that a more appropriate nickname would be "the mascot", which encompasses the hype-up nature of his role, as well as acknowledging that he generally shouldn't be involved when the game is actually being played...
I tend to think that a more appropriate nickname would be "the mascot", which encompasses the hype-up nature of his role, as well as acknowledging that he generally shouldn't be involved when the game is actually being played...
I figured he was the one playing with his phone during the team meetings.
" Rhys ....If you can't pay attention, at least tell us whether we're looking at rain on matchday " = team barometer.
" Rhys ....If you can't pay attention, at least tell us whether we're looking at rain on matchday " = team barometer.
SSwans2011
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Yeah, I've always thought the term 'Barometer' should be reserved for players whose inspirational performances have been known to lift the team around them. Like Sam Reid, for example.Player #40 - Rhys Mathieson
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Pictured:
What did I say?
Don't try the urinal cake, it's not real cake
And what did you do
Try the urinal cake
Rhys Mathieson is a player who has been in the system for 6 years and is currently a fringe player for a team that regularly chokes in finals.
I get the distinct feeling he likes himself.
This year he described himself as the 'barometer' of the Lions, which came as a shock to know that AFL footballers know four-syllable words. Most of them are limited to three syllable words such as 'statutory', 'illicit', 'homesickness' and 'GGF'. Although Jaidyn Stephenson bucks this trend as he can at least pronounce 'Ivermectin'.
Pro-tip: if you describe yourself as the barometer of the team, try not to get dropped multiple times.
As a mid-forward, Rhys tackles pretty well and that's it. Kicking 2 goals from 11 games this year, he's an offensive threat on par with Chris Crocker (now Cara Cunningham) telling people to leave Britney alone or "they'll have to deal with me".
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How did his season finish?
After registering 13 touches (3 clangers) and no goals in the first final against Melbourne, Rhys was dropped for the final against the Bulldogs. At least he's shelved his 'Shotgun Celebration' he used early in his career... probably because in 2019 Kade Simpson, well, it's worth watching (and Kade you're a legend):
AFL 2019: Kade Simpson trolls Rhys Mathieson with his own shotgun — and it works a treat
Video: Veteran Blue’s epic troll of young Lion works a treat
Fun fact: As well as 'The Barometer', Rhys' nicknames are also listed as 'Beast Mode' and 'Loose Cannon' which leads me to believe he's still rocking a No Fear sticker on whatever car he drives. Probably a second hand Maloo Ute with a modified muffler and one working headlight.
Rhys, giving yourself a nickname is never a good idea. Take it from me, Whopper Chopper Mofra the Breastly Stallion. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
