Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 8 - Crows v Port Fri May 1st 8:10pm AEST/7:40pm (AO)

[Danger Zone]

Are there no Port fans at the game tonight? Literally just one Port guy up in the stand here and he is slurring his words to an incredible degree, genuinely can't understand what he's yelling. Super weird for a Showdown.

 

[Cyclonus]

No that would be the Crows. Imagine not being in front after being kissed on the dick this much by the umpires.

Now thats pathetic.

Dick kisses don't stop kick misses. We just suck

 

[Freomaniac]

I expected a good and close game. I am not disappointed.

Umpiring has been questionable though.

Milera is best on ground for the crows by half time

 

[Cyclonus]

Are there no Port fans at the game tonight? Literally just one Port guy up in the stand here and he is slurring his words to an incredible degree, genuinely can't understand what he's yelling. Super weird for a Showdown.

That's Ken Hinkley and I've enjoyed his commentary.

 

[Coops93]

Crows supporters booing after being looked after by the umpires? LOL.. worse supporter base now days.. absolute worse.

Means a lot from the most feral fans in the business. Somehow you lot top Collingwood

 

[WhyAmIHere]

Looking forward to Rozee coming back and lightening the load on JHF and Zak.

 

[ABAB]

Looking forward to Rozee coming back and lightening the load on JHF and Zak.

Same with Dawson. Anyway, 2 very shit teams and one coached by a very shit coach.

 

[Drummond]

Crows fans have zero awareness

A push in the back after the balls gone over is a free. At worst you can try to argue it wasn’t forceful enough to get a free

But if that’s your argument for being really hard done by **** me, how naive.

Cut the rubbish. If you’re defending that free, you’re either biased or stupid.

It wasn’t a free. It was a joke. Just admit it. Go on.

 

[Mr MysteryGuest]

No that would be the Crows. Imagine not being in front after being kissed on the dick this much by the umpires.

Now thats pathetic.

I feel bad for you. It must be hard being such a loser all the time

 

[57 Milner]

No that would be the Crows. Imagine not being in front after being kissed on the dick this much by the umpires.

Now thats pathetic.

Dude, where do you get your edibles? Please pm me your doctor's id.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Game is close. Hopefully an entertaining second half coming up.

 

[WhyAmIHere]

Who is VBs midfield assistant in the crows room?

 

[philthy05]

Cut the rubbish. If you’re defending that free, you’re either biased or stupid.

It wasn’t a free. It was a joke. Just admit it. Go on.

**** off

It was a two hand push in the back after the balls gone over. Prob could go either way but they get paid plenty of times.

As I said, at worst you claim it was too soft a push to warrant action, amd if your claim to be ****ed over by the umpsmis that then you haven’t seen shit

That’s not a howler.

 

[WhyAmIHere]

Who is VBs midfield assistant in the crows room?

Is that Sam Boulderstone?

 

[Cyclonus]

Who is VBs midfield assistant in the crows room?

VB lives up to his name, he produces a bunch of uncoordinated stumbling idiots.

 

[WhyAmIHere]

Is that Sam Boulderstone?

It is!! JFC surely they can do better than that - he was dogshit at Glenelg.

 

[Toffee Lion]

Adelaide need to channel their inner Port and get the Sack Nicks thread up and running already.

 

[Cyclonus]

It is!! JFC surely they can do better than that - he was dogshit at Glenelg.

If you're asking if we could do better than our coaches, the answer is yes.

 

[Magma]

Who is VBs midfield assistant in the crows room?

 

[WhyAmIHere]

Adelaide need to channel their inner Port and get the Sack Nicks thread up and running already.

No way man - they need to lose 4 Prelims before they get to that!!!!

 

[WhyAmIHere]

If you're asking if we could do better than our coaches, the answer is yes.

Do you guys roughly know what he is being paid? Whatever it is it is too much.

 

[The King!]

Crows will run away I suspect

 

[Cyclonus]

Rankine teasing the umpires with that run.

 

[SC_Power]

Oh dear this game is getting worse after HT, not better

 

[mick500]

I honestly don't think we could play much worse than this.