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Kelvin Sheedy said he's an almost guy. Can see what he means but when Jordan is in this type of mood, he's the perfect defender.Been pretty close to best on
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Or calf.at least it's not his quad
At least it's not his quad.its his hammy
Gives the term ‘soft tissue’ a whole old meaning.At least it's not his quad.
I believe Elliot went to Ballet school!Time for the calf's blood.
Personally I would not be in a rush to get him back. Maybe we need to look outside the box and seek something different for him rehab and training wise even if it takes him 8 / 10 / 12 weeks.
He’s been seeking out different specialists and rehab and stuff both off his own bat and with the club to overcome this stuff. It’s a different hamstring than last time too.Time for the calf's blood.
Personally I would not be in a rush to get him back. Maybe we need to look outside the box and seek something different for him rehab and training wise even if it takes him 8 / 10 / 12 weeks.
Yeah I wonder if those back issues early days are now resulting in soft tissues. Seems to be common for those who have bad backs down the track.He’s been seeking out different specialists and rehab and stuff both off his own back and with the club to overcome this stuff. It’s a different hamstring than last time too.
Seems like he’s made of tissue paper no matter what they do
Hird did as well I'm pretty sure.I believe Elliot went to Ballet school!
They would know hammys
Yep it’s all connectedYeah I wonder if those back issues early days are now resulting in soft tissues. Seems to be common for those who have bad backs down the track.
If he had a run at it like say McGrath has had, I’d be confident he’d be a regular all Australian contender.
The leg bone is connected to the back bone the back bone is connected to the neck boneYep it’s all connected

Is that what they are predicting. All I heard was that it’s a non-surgical high grade hammy. I’d braced myself for maybe 6 weeks, not 3 months.10-12 weeks? **** me are him and parish in a contest for who can miss the most games with soft tissue injuries?
2023 - 17 vs 18 games
2024 - 9 vs 12 games
2025 - 5 vs 0 games
Harrison Jones likes thisThe leg bone is connected to the back bone the back bone is connected to the neck bone![]()
Yeah, but what about the next time?Is that what they are predicting. All I heard was that it’s a non-surgical high grade hammy. I’d braced myself for maybe 6 weeks, not 3 months.
Jones looked like he died and now he’ll be back before a hamstringHarrison Jones likes this




